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I’m under a bit of stress right now! I’ve just gotten through a month of babysitting, I’m preparing for Sex Down South, and a hurricane is/was headed my way (the forecast models keep changing.) Oh, and I’m refurbishing my website. Masturbation has been my go-to […]
As my eternally patient partner can attest, I’ve been excited for Black Friday sex toy sales all year. Last year we purchased our very first body safe toy (the Anaconda from Tantus) and our collection has been steadily growing ever since! As a blogger I […]
Yes, that’s right – it’s not just flatscreens and toasters on sale during Black Friday and Cyber Monday, you can find great deals on sex toys too! I’ve assembled some of my favorites for your perusal, so take a minute to slip into something cozy […]
Happy Halloween, sex positive pals! While it’s not quite time to don your (hopefully not racist) costumes, it’s never too early to deck the halls with spiderwebs and motion-sensitive nasties – and it’s never the wrong time to bring Halloween into the bedroom. From monstrous […]
Buster and I are a few months into this year’s commitment to prioritize our sex life, and already our toy drawer has more dildos and vibrators in it than we’ve owned in the prior 13 years of our relationship! It’s still a modest collection compared […]
If you follow a sex blogger or sex toy company on social media, you’ve probably seen more than one giveaway post inviting you to enter and share in hopes of winning a beloved product. These giveaways are frequently done in collaboration between bloggers and companies […]
Welcome to 2018, where the binary’s made up, and gender doesn’t matter! No, seriously. It honestly floors me that sex shops – especially those of you that claim to be feminist/progressive – still use gendered language to categorize and describe products. From sorting toys into […]
Kansas is a nightmarishly endless stretch of flat, snow-muddied fields beneath dreary gray skies; it’s populated by miserable white people who hate f*gs and chant during basketball like they’re summoning demons. My partner and I lived there for about a decade, often pretending to be just […]