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So I was catching up on pleasure product news recently when I saw an upcoming release that got me really excited. Finally! More of a thing I want to exist, and likely at a price point that doesn’t make me cringe! But upon rereading the […]
Geeky Sex Toys is an indie sex toy shop that designs and manufactures fandom fuckables, from LED Laser Sword Dildos to a D20 Silicone Ball Gag. Though based in Australia, Geeky Sex Toys ships worldwide – and they go to great lengths to make sure […]
[Content Notes: Rough sex, oral sex, breath play, water torture, forced orgasms, smoking/ashtray kink, bootlicking.] Recently Buster and I went on a roadtrip to see our nephew’s graduation. It was our first real roadtrip as adults (and it only took a decade to get […]
[Content Notes: Frank discussion of autistic burnout, mental illness (including suicidal urges), internalized ableism, and the woes of capitalism.] I’ve had depression most of my life, and bouts of suicidal ideation since my teens. These struggles are so normal to me that sometimes I forget […]
When writing my reviews for the Temptasia Pussy Pump and the Temptasia Clit & Nipple Enhancement System, my word count became bloated with explanations and tips. I have a lot to say! I realized this information would be more reader-accessible as a guide, so here […]
After it was briefly showcased during a Blush Novelties-sponsored class at a local sex shop, my partner and I bought the Temptasia Clitoris & Nipple Pleasure & Enhancement System for my birthday. Previously, I relegated pumping to my “weird kinky shit I probably won’t actually […]
The word Womanizer is best left to Britney Spears singles. But when SheVibe offered to send me a Womanizer Liberty for review, I said yes. Womanizer and Satisfyer (whose name isn’t much better) launched the clitoral air toy craze. (You might have also seen these […]
When given the chance to pick something from SheVibe’s extensive inventory of pleasurable goodies to review, I knew exactly what to ask for: the Temptasia Advanced Pussy Pump System. For my birthday last year, my partner and I bought the Temptasia Clitoris & Nipple Pleasure […]
A smutty essay about dysphoria, rough sex that heals, and the harness that’s starting a story. [Content Warnings: Gender dysphoria, rough sex including biting and bruising, erotic framing of ownership-based tropes, mentions of poverty-related suffering.] – The setting: last December. Though I’ve spent the last […]
The FemmeFunn Ultra Bullet Mini Vibrator was sent to me by SheVibe, online purveyors of pleasure products and all-around super folks. I’ll probably never stop yelling about how SheVibe is awesome and also comics-themed, because I need an outlet for the burst of joy I […]