It can be pretty hard to find a rabbit vibrator that perfectly fits your individual anatomy.

Rabbits are dual stimulating: they need to line up with both your clitoris and vagina (and ideally the g-spot) to work as intended. But bodily proportions aren’t universal. Genitals vary in size and shape. A rabbit vibe’s arms might be too far apart, too short or long, or angled in ways that don’t work with your body. No design is going to work for everyone (although the We-Vibe Nova 2 does its best.)

The Holey Trinity Triple Tongue Vibrator is a triple stimulation sex toy. In addition to a clitoral and vaginal arm, there’s a third branch for anal stimulation. Ambitious… but potentially pretty disappointing.

Is it worth the gamble?

pipedream 3some triple tongue design

The Holey Trinity looks a lot like a torch, with 3 curved silicone tongues rising like flames from the smooth plastic handle. I can’t decide if I think the Holey Trinity looks interesting or goofy as fuck, but ultimately the toy’s functionality is what I’m the most interested in.

The largest tongue is firm: too rigid to squish or bend, but the tip of it is thin enough to flex. The 2 tiny tongues feel squishier. All 3 appendages are flexible at the base because of how they’re attached to the handle.

The big tongue – which is meant for vaginal penetration – doesn’t move except with vibrations. The smaller tongues are where the interesting stuff happens. They twist and turn, mechanically waving in place to stimulate your clit and butthole.

The Holey Trinity Triple Tongue Vibrator has 10 rotation modes, including rapid wags, patterned increases and decreases in spinning speed, and clockwise and counterclockwise turns. The center tongue has 10 vibration settings.

holey trinity vibrations & flickering 

Let’s talk about what makes the Holey Trinity useful even if it doesn’t fit your anatomy: that big center tongue.

The Holey Trinity’s center tongue is designed for penetration, but it can also be used on your clitoris (or wherever else) if insertion isn’t on the menu. There 3 steady vibration speeds and 7 patterns. You control them with a single button on the handle.

The vibrations are buzzy (meaning pitched and shallow) and moderately strong. This toy is no wand vibrator, and I didn’t expect it to be. Although not rumbly/thumpy like the Pipedream’s Ultimate Tongue-Gasm, the Holey Trinity’s highest speed is as powerful as the Tongue-Gasm’s second-highest. Not bad!

Like the Tongue-Gasm and the CalExotics-made Marvelous Flicker, the Holey Trinity’s vibrations are powerful enough to make the tip flutter. If you hold the tongue in a hovering position to give it room to move, it will pleasurably smack you. Its flickering is thumpier and broader than the Tongue-Gasm’s (and less sting-y), and stronger than the Flicker’s.

I like how rigid but smooth the silicone is, it feels very luxurious against my clit. If I just want to use the vibrations normally without the lick-like flicker, the Holey Trinity’s tongue ends in a little curve that I can tuck against the right side of my clit (where it’s the most sensitive.)

rotating tongue stimulation & fit

I knew the 3Some Holey Trinity was a gamble, but I’m an optimistic person by choice. I want more wonderfully weird sex toys to exist! The more options there are on the shelves, the more likely someone is to find the near-perfect toy for their specific body and desires.

Still, Pipedream is notorious for their flops.

I was disappointed, but ultimately unsurprised, to find the Holey Trinity doesn’t work for my partner Buster. (Because I have vaginismus, Buster tests all the insertable toys I review.)

The center tongue is Buster’s favorite part of the toy. It’s soft and pleasant to clench, and – despite our worries that it would be pokey when inserted – the tip’s snubbed curve is pretty comfortable.

If you’re keen on your g-spot, be aware that the tongue’s overall straight shape means there’s no targeted g-spot stimulation unless you hold the toy at an angle. That tip curve is mostly imperceptible otherwise! Unfortunately, repositioning it will throw off the other tongues’ reach – but I’ll talk about more in a moment.

Buster liked the clitoral tongue as well, but found it a lot less useful. The tiny tongue’s curve makes it tuck right up under their clitoral hood. This means that its rotational rubbing is very direct. If the center tongue’s vibrations are on, you can feel them secondhand because they buzz through the whole toy.

Unfortunately, the clit tongue’s swaying is significantly restricted by the combined weight/pressure of Buster’s pubic mound, outer labia, and thick clitoral hood. This makes it more of a tease than something Buster can come with.

If you have a very sensitive clit (but still enjoy some friction) you might enjoy the faint, indirect vibration, and the gentle rotations of the tongue. Those of us who need pressure and power will have to look elsewhere.

Besides its too-gentle stimulation, Buster is disappointed by how they have to angle the Holey Trinity Triple Tongue to get clitoral stimulation. The handle has to be pulled (like a lever) towards their stomach. This means the third tongue for butt stuff gets angled away from their body. It rotates uselessly in the air, nowhere near their taint let alone their asshole. It’s too short and too close to the center tongue.

The Holey Trinity’s tongues are flexible, so there is some variability in fit if you’re close enough to the toy’s proportions. But “some” is not enough for the wide, beautiful array of bodies out there.

why is it like this?

I’ve had sex with people with significantly smaller bodies than mine, but never someone with the petite proportions required by the Holey Trinity’s tongue placements. I’m sure such folks exist (hey shortie!), but even slimly proportioned bodies don’t have their clitoris, vaginal opening, and butthole in a straight line. Bodies curve! The 3Some Rock n Ride Triple is curved, and it’s part of the same line as Holey Trinity.

I feel like to achieve the ideal fit, you’d have to be someone with minimal labia (“Maximum Labia” would be a great band name), little or no ass hair, and a tiny-to-average pelvis.

It’s hard not to look at the Holey Trinity and see a half-assed gimmick. I wanted it to prove me wrong. The concept is ambitious (which I love) but the execution falls short in so many ways. I mean, what was the designer’s reference for anatomy here? A steamrolled sex doll? I don’t understand it.

The uncharitable corner of my mind thinks that, actually, maybe I do understand it. Some toys aren’t designed to be pleasurable. They’re designed to be purchased. As long as it winds up in a customer’s cart, who cares what kind of experience they have at home?

I don’t want to assume incompetence, even from manufacturers I don’t like. Sex toys are a pricey business; it’s costly to conceptualize, design, manufacture, market, and distribute products that are still so stigmatized they’re illegal to sell in numerous countries (and the state of Alabama.) It seems ludicrous to suggest that a toy that potentially cost tens of thousands of dollars to come to fruition is “half-assed.”

And yet…

final thoughts on the holey trinity

Single stimulation sex toys – like most dildos and air pulsators – can be held at different angles to work with your anatomy. Dual and triple stimulators need to reach multiple places, so you have less room to maneuver them. The We-Vibe Nova 2 rabbit compensates for this by making parts of the toy adjustable (the shaft) and super flexible (the clitoral arm.)

The Holey Trinity’s tongues only flex with force, and don’t move enough to customize the fit. You have to have somewhat specific proportions for it to work with your body… But even if it does, the rotating tongues are limited in movement range and might not be your cup of tea.

At least if you’re the risk-taking sort, the Holey Trinity’s center tongue can be used by itself. Its middling vibrations and shivering tip provide a pleasant experience comparable to the similarly priced Marvelous Flicker, minus the potential for triple stim. Pipedream might not have put as much ingenuity into the Holey Trinity’s design as it (and its purchasers) deserve, but at least the price isn’t eyeroll-inducing.

Is a triple tongue experience worth a roll of the dice? You can find the 3Some Holey Trinity Triple Tongue on SheVibe.

Thank you, SheVibe, for sending me the Pipedream 3Some Holey Trinity Triple Tongue in exchange for an honest review. 

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