Yes, that’s right – it’s not just flatscreens and toasters on sale during Black Friday and Cyber Monday, you can find great deals on sex toys too!

I’ve assembled some of my favorites for your perusal, so take a minute to slip into something cozy and browse the best deals in pleasure… Your post-holidays self will definitely be grateful.

(And I will be grateful if you clear your cookies and then click through these affiliate links to make your purchases – you’ll be helping me pay for hosting this site!)

---

There’s nobody like Lust Arts. Their toys are literally fuckable works of art, and most could pass as a decorative statue on your bedside table. This weekend, they’re offering their beautiful toys in black – and at a sizeable discount!

• FREE set of five tiny dildos (decorative use only) for the first 25 people who use code BETTYCHARM (minimum $20 purchase)
• FREE teaser-size Unicorn Horn in black for the first 25 people who use code BETTYHORN* (minimum $20 purchase)
• 25% OFF black Black Friday toys, no code necessary!
• 15% OFF pre-made toys by using the code BETTY

* If you encounter an error when applying the code, simply increase the quantity of your Unicorn Horn to 2. (This can be done in the cart.) The code will knock off the price of both horns. Please note that adding a second Unicorn Horn is just a coding workaround, you will only receive ONE Unicorn Horn.

Need a suggestion?

• Frank’s Monster is still Buster’s favorite dildo. Wicked in design, satisfying in girth, and surprisingly gentle in texture despite its appearance (if you choose soft silicone.)

You have until November 27th to take advantage of Lust Arts’ goth-pleasing black Black Friday toys!

---

Sex toy superheroes SheVibe – beloved for their comics-themed website and extensive, well-organized inventory – are offering site-wide discounts so you can get exactly what you want! And the more you want, the higher the discount, so if there was ever a time to be a little greedy…

FREE SHIPPING on all US orders over $49.

• 10% OFF orders of $75 or more with the code JINGLE10
• 15% OFF orders of $100 or more with the code JINGLE15
• 20% OFF orders of $125 or more with the code JINGLE20

Not sure where to start?

• The Avant Pride collection from Blush Novelties, for buttery-smooth, comfortably yielding silicone dildos and plugs cast in pride flag colors.
• Magic Wand Rechargeable, the strongest vibrator in my collection, perfect for forced orgasms on the go – unlike the original, the MWR doesn’t need to be plugged into a wall!
• Temptasia Clit & Nipple Pump, if you’ve been curious to try pumping but don’t want to invest big bucks! It feels amazing on clits, and its design is simple to use. (While you’re at it, snag me a Pussy Pump!)

This sale ends on November 26 so start filling that cart!

---

Tantus – makers of all things silicone fuckables, body-safe before it was cool – are having a jaw-droppingly good sale on everything from paddles to butt plugs!

• 50% OFF site-wide (with some exclusions) when you use code BFCM
• Yes, seriously, 50% OFF! What are you waiting for?

Need some suggestions?

• Bronco, a hefty butt plug with a 1.75-inch width. It’s Buster’s favorite plug, because it’s girthy, soft, and has a t-shaped base for a more comfortable fit.
• They/Them, a dildo made for rough pounding with a 4.75 inch length that doesn’t veer too deep; its 1.75 inch girth and squeezable silicone are a delightful combo.

This amazing sale ends November 26. Stock up on those silicone stocking stuffers now!

---

Have you seen Peepshow Toys’ elegant new layout? Their sale is just as enchanting, with dazzling doorbuster deals and a site-wide discount that’ll have your cart full without emptying your wallet.

FREE SHIPPING on all US orders over $70.

• 25% OFF side-wide!
• Deep discounts on blogger faves like the Femme Fun Ultra Bullet and nJoy Pure Wand
• Deep discounts on two of my favorite vibes, the Sola Cue and Exposed Nocturnal
• Uberrime Essential, a semi-firm g/p-spotter with a great harness-ready base, is just $35

Want some suggestions?

• Temptasia Harness Briefs, our favorite strap-on! Comfortable cheeksters in solid black, with multiple slots for bullet vibes to spread the fun.
• Satisfyer Pro Traveler, an air pressure pulsation toy that’s strong, unobtrusive, and discreet.

---

If you’re looking for kink gear, there’s no site better stocked than The Stockroom. Whether you’re building a collection or just starting to explore, there’s plenty of deals – and good kinky fun – just for you.

• Up to 60% off site-wide

Want to know what I would love to buy?

• Malibu Thigh Harness, a dildo thigh strap with a decent sizing range (up to 35 inches.) It looks easy to fasten and unfasten too – perfect for the lazy top in me!
• Agent Noir Neon Wand Kit, an extensive set for the serious electrostim enthusiast. Just looking at its case is enough to make me drool.

These huge savings end November 25, so indulge your kinkiest inclinations before the weekend is over.

---

No matter what your fandom is, you’ll find something you love at Geeky Sex Toys. Dildos, vibrators, strokers, bondage gear – they have a little bit of everything for naughty nerds. And with a site-wide sale, that little bit of everything can be yours.

FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75.

• 20% OFF site-wide, no codes necessary!

Wanna know what I would buy?

• Möan-lnir, a firm dildo-handled hammer worthy of the God of Thunder himself. Who will you be, when straddling its might? Jane Foster? Bruce Banner? Friend, foe, adopted…
• Space Station Ball Gag, because we’re getting a new season of Clone Wars and something tells me I’m going to need this to keep from annoying the neighbors as I scream continuously about it until the end of time.

This sale ends November 27, do not put off treating yourself to the gift of geeky fuckery.

---

So what did you buy for your bedside table drawer this year? Let me know in the comments below!