“I’m a person who likes pushing myself a little further every time I try something.”

Erykah Ohms, Behind the Scenes

Butt stuff! I love butt stuff. I especially love butt stuff involving people who are super greedy for it, and the Crash Pad Series’s newest episode – featuring Erykah Ohms and Tina Horn – is exactly that. Erykah wants to be full, and Tina wants to fill her.

For those who are unfamiliar with the Crash Pad Series, it’s a subscription porn site where the videos are all based around the same concept: an apartment that people can use for fucking, owned by the ever-watchful offscreen Keymaster. Unlike so many other websites that center almost entirely on straight couples that fit a narrow aesthetic (white, thin, cis, able), the Crash Pad welcomes anyone. It’s renowned for its queer, body positive catalog of over 250 videos, starring enthusiastic performers enacting scenes exactly to their own specifications. Ethical, inclusive porn at its finest.

This episode starts hot and heavy right out of the gate; as soon the introduction credits finish, we’re shown Tina and Erykah making out and subsequently negotiating prep with an enema bulb for the scene. “Negotiating” might be overselling things, though – Erykah is eager to get to business, maybe a little shy but definitely very excited, so most of the communication falls to Tina to facilitate. And Tina seems smugly pleased with this dynamic, weaving check-ins into her dirty talk with plenty of self-satisfied laughter; at one point, when Erykah becomes nearly nonverbal, Tina taunts, “I asked you a question. It’s not a rhetorical question,” and Erykah cracks up. I loved the vibe between the two of them, with Tina edging closer to a dominant role and Erykah not really taking the bait.

I wish the prep could have gone on a little longer – to me, there’s nothing sexier than someone struggling to hold in water as they become progressively more aroused – but both parties seemed keen on moving forward. As Erykah leaves for the bathroom, we get our first glimpse of the Keymaster, their eerie presence used as an excellent transition to Erykah coming back ready for the scene. Unlike the last episode I reviewed, the Keymaster’s appearance here felt purposeful; still a little jarring, but I guess porn meta probably should be.

The first toy used – an inflatable butt plug – is unfamiliar to Tina, who takes a few moments to learn its mechanics before actually using it on Erykah. I loved the inclusion of this thoughtful testing, as it further established Tina as a mindful participant. Even more than with the prep, Erykah seems to bliss out as the plug is inflated, Tina carrying the conversation while Erykah enjoys the stimulation. Seeing someone so unabashedly happy and in their zone was super sexy. At one point Erykah even grinningly professes, “I’m just greedy!” Comfortable, happy ownership of sexuality isn’t just sexy – it’s invigorating, it’s healing, it’s resistance. Crash Pad constantly reminds me that these things are worth embracing of ourselves because they show people who are in many ways like me being themselves.

When they move on to the gargantuan Square Peg Slink, Tina reminds Erykah to let her know if lube or adjustments are needed, and even coaches Erykah through taking the toy deeper. Again, this mindfulness is sexy! Erykah sprawls back, arm beneath her head, as she’s filled with the Slink. This is a huge toy, and she takes it with practiced ease. She wants the Magic Wand, but when Tina tries to goad her into begging for it, Erykah laughs it off in disbelief, “You’re really making me beg for this shit!” Tina laughs too, sassily pointing out, “Is that so hard?”

Though I usually prefer clearly defined D/s dynamics in porn, watching these fresh and light interactions had its own charm – Erykah didn’t have to be submissive to receive exactly what she wanted, and Tina didn’t need submission from her partner in order to establish herself as an attentive top.

What follows is one of the hottest fisting scenes I’ve ever seen. Tina knows what she’s doing, adjusting her position as needed to fuck Erykah with her hand with vigor. Tina keeps dirty talking and complimenting Erykah while dragging all kinds of noises from her. She praises Erykah for being hot, encourages her to “fuck me back,” and watches with intent focus as she works Erykah through several crescendos. While I took notes during earlier portions of the episode to help me write this review, my scribbles for this scene were all vague and incomplete, because the reviewer lens came off and my own Magic Wand came out of the bedside table drawer. It was ridiculously hot.

And ridiculously hot is a pretty good summary for the entirety of Erykah and Tina’s tryst. From their attire – Erykah rocking fishnets and some especially stellar boots, and Tina in a sexy top that she decides to pull her breasts loose from during the fisting scene – to the friendly, enthusiastic energy between them. The comfortable use of nitrile gloves, the liberal amount of lube, the banter, the yelling, the laughter and the whispers and the kisses that follow the scene… from start to finish, this episode was hot, and needed no set-up to draw the viewer in. The unique chemistry needed no introduction.

Do I have a huge crush on Tina Horn and her comfortable, confident smiles and intent gaze? Yes. Do I hope to see newcomer Erykah Ohms and her fantastic boots and unencumbered cries of pleasure in another episode in the future? Double yes. Should you watch this episode for yourself? If butt stuff is your stuff, then I would say so.

Access to this episode was provided to me by the Crash Pad Series in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.