Recent
Lovehoney rescued the Romp Switch! I bought a Romp Switch Clitoral Suction Stimulator for Christmas in 2021. Not long after, it started disappearing from digital shelves. I was sad to see it go! Despite being less than $40 USD, it’s a high quality sex toy. […]
It happens to every sexually active couple or polycule. Life finds a way to get in the way, and suddenly it’s been weeks, months, or even longer since the last time you had sex. Cobwebs gather on your glass dildos. A tumbleweed makes its way […]
My headphones were tragically mangled during last month’s move. Since I don’t like watching porn on mute, my recent masturbation sessions have included scrolling the hornier corners of Twitter and Bluesky for saucy selfies. Unsurprising to those that know my fap habits, most of the […]
My inbox is fascinating place. Some days there’s unsolicited dick pics, other days there’s an offer to review fantasy dildos as wide as soda cans. The strange fellow you see here is the YOCY Dwarf, sold by a website called Big Shocked. It came in […]
I’m fascinated by sex toys designed to enhance partnered penetration. One such design is the hinge or c-shape vibrator. Popularized by We-Vibe’s Sync (and its updated version, the We-Vibe Chorus), these dual stimulating toys typically have two arms: one for vaginal insertion, and one for […]
When I was asked if I’d like to review the OG Pro2 Sucking Vibrator, I was pretty keen. The original OG went viral after a very enthusiastic Amazon review, and I’ve fallen in love with internet trenders before. The OG Pro2 comes from sex toy […]
Triton is the Greek merman god of the sea. Appropriately, it’s also the name of this debut dildo from Closet Play Sex Toys, which has waves (heh) of ridges on its blue and gold shaft. The Triton is a very handsome, elegantly designed dildo. Between […]
If you’ve spent any time in sex positive circles, you’ve probably heard the phrase “sex work is work.” It means that sex work – which includes performing in porn or on adult livestream sites, stripping/dancing, paid phone or text sex, and in-person sexual experiences – […]
If you’ve been with your partner(s) long term, you probably have (or have considered having) a designated “date night.” Date nights encourage you to spend time together intentionally, rather than just because you occupy the same space and share a life and routine. In the […]
My partner Buster and I have a whole bucket of butt toys, but surprisingly few anal beads. When HoneysX reached out about doing a review, I picked the Fun Factory Bendy Beads to remedy this shortcoming. Anal beads are a little different than anal plugs. […]