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I’m not sure why I – a comic book nerd with the sense of humor of a teenage boy – am allowed to review the Uberrime A-Spot Avenger. But I appreciate Betty’s confidence that I won’t just write 800 words of “smash” puns. I’ll do […]
Happy Star Wars day! May the Fourth be with you, fellow nerdy perverts. To celebrate the occasion, my partner Buster and I set out to compare some of our favorite Clone Wars characters to the only thing more important than Star Wars: sex toys. You’ve […]
My favorite insertable toys come with descriptors like “monster,” “fantasy,” or “tentacle.” As an avid fan of horror and sci-fi, I’m always looking for new, weird dildos and sex toys. Blame all the late night b-movie marathons and tentacle porn searches over the years! I’m […]
This past week, I celebrated my blog’s third anniversary by drinking some Jack Daniel’s Tennessee Apple and crying because I’m so behind on my review queue. Don’t get me wrong, this blog is the second best thing to ever happen to me. (The first best […]
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