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My obsession with the Iroha Zen Silicone Mini Vibrator began in January of last year, a few weeks before I officially launched my blog. I was immediately charmed by its aesthetics – it looks like a cartoon cactus in a pot – but beyond Iroha’s […]
(Note: Please read this entire review before you decide to buy! There is a lot to love about this wand, but some parts of it really stink.) The first time I ever saw a wand vibrator was on (the now defunct) Wired Pussy, one of […]
(Content Warnings: Heavy discussion of past sexual abuse, gender dysphoria, and fatphobia; frequent gif use.) My first orgasm was as Elizabeth Swann. And before you scroll to check who wrote this – no, dear reader, I’m afraid this is not a scintillating personal essay written […]
Another installment of Queer Sex Diaries, a series in which I recount recent sexual escapades with my partner Buster. (Content Notes: D/s, choking, verbal humiliation, spitting, biting, forced orgasm, consensual eroticism of ownership tropes, period sex, moments of transmasc dysphoria relating to genitals.) “Do you […]
Though it’s December, the weather outside is not so frightful here in Florida. Our winter wonderland is all palm trees and crisp mornings, without a flake of snow seen in over forty years. And while I don’t miss the frozen hellscape of Kansas, I do […]
The Dragon Claw Silicone We-Vibe Tango Sleeve by Uberrime is equal parts claw and tentacle, perhaps intended to be the sucker-bellied digit of an aquatic monster that prowls the depths in search of prey and mate alike. I could ask the artist what kind of […]
Yesterday, Tumblr announced that they would be purging adult content from their website. This is a devastating blow to a number of communities (including fandoms), but I’m especially sad to see a thriving network of diverse sex bloggers lose the home they created. It was […]
The days of perusing the dildo section of the average sex shop and only finding penis replicas are (mostly) behind us. While penis-inspired dildos still make up a huge portion of the market, there is a growing supply of brightly-colored, abstractly phallic fuckables for those […]
As my eternally patient partner can attest, I’ve been excited for Black Friday sex toy sales all year. Last year we purchased our very first body safe toy (the Anaconda from Tantus) and our collection has been steadily growing ever since! As a blogger I […]
Yes, that’s right – it’s not just flatscreens and toasters on sale during Black Friday and Cyber Monday, you can find great deals on sex toys too! I’ve assembled some of my favorites for your perusal, so take a minute to slip into something cozy […]