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The Luxe Scarlet 7-Function Rechargeable Compact Vibe is a 4.25-inch bullet from NS Novelties’ Luxe Collection. Despite the name, the bullet I received from Peepshow Toys is turquoise – which has created a few sitcom-y moments between my partner and I when I ask for […]
“…we make it easy to be good to yourself, your partner, and the planet.” We’re just one month into Spring, and the awesome folks at Big Oh! Box are celebrating the season by filling their latest quarterly box with organic goodies. I was really looking […]
I say this a lot, but it really does need to be said again before I get into this review: until a few months ago, I used nothing but standard plastic bullets – textureless, unyielding, and buzzy – on my junk. When I finally let […]
“You don’t like lipstick?” “It’s not my favorite.” “Is it too feminine for you?” “Yeah.” “Why is that?” “I don’t know.” “You don’t know? You don’t wanna explain that to me?” “Ugh. I don’t wanna explain toxic masculinity right now.” (Content Warning: Brief discussion of […]
The Screaming O Charged Positive. I keep calling it the Screaming O-Positive Charged because it makes it sound like an energy drink for vampires. Truly, a superior name. (And fitting, since I’ve been playing the Sims – including its vampire DLC – nonstop with my […]
I’m autistic. I do best with routines and plans that are made in advance and set in stone. But I also struggle to maintain consistency on my own (thanks, executive dysfunction!), and because of this I often need my partner Buster to monitor/manage things. Because […]
I’m going to be honest. I bought this vibrator because it looks weird as fuck. If you’re reading this review, it’s probably for the same reason. There’s just something strangely enchanting about a product that stands out from its siblings, a glaring eye-catcher that’s likely […]
The moment I saw the CalExotics Scandal Silicone Stopper Gag, I knew I had to have it. (Content Warnings: A few NSFW (but not nude/explicit) images of Buster in a gag, with some spit!) I’ve always loved bondage, but my affection for gags in particular […]
The Big Oh! Box is a quarterly subscription box service run by two cool folks who believe “pleasure shouldn’t be reserved for any specific person” and have structured their site and their service around being gender and orientation inclusive. Their boxes ship out once a […]
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: DFAB (designated female at birth) person internalizes the message that orgasming with a clit and vagina is a much more complicated affair than orgasming with a penis. They assume the rarity of their own orgasms is due […]