My partner Buster prefers their dildos big and squeezable. They were delighted when I showed them the debut cast of toys from Dee’s Big Daddies: four huge realistic dildos and a scaly dragon, made with soft body-safe silicone.

And the maker is local! DBD hails from the Milk District (which is nicknamed thus because it’s home to a dairy plant), aka Orlando’s gayborhood. What a perfect name and perfect home for an indie dildo manufacturer. Dee’s Big Daddy is co-operated by Dee (the maker) and Dolores (the designer) who create to honor their brand’s motto: We Love the Cock!

As soon as their shop officially opened its digital doors, we ordered Big Daddy Danny: a thick, uncut model with balls. We were their first customer!

danny uncut design & features

Dee’s Big Daddies really lives up to its name: every model comes in Large through XXXL sizing. (A few of their models are available in “wee” small/average size, including Danny.) You can get your dildo in ultra-squishy gummy soft (0030) or squeezable gummy soft (0050) silicone. For a small upcharge, Dee’s will add a vac-u-lock port in case you want to stick it onto a vac-u-lock fucking machine or accessory (like a suction cup), or stuff it with a bullet vibe to turn your dildo into a vibrator.

There are five – five!! – skin shades you can choose from, as well as a few basic sex toy colors (pink, purple, blue etc.) It’s rare to see more than one dark skin tone option, so I’m thrilled with DBD’s options. Every color is highlighted with pearlescent glitter.

We got our Danny Uncut in size XL, which makes it 8 inches tall (in total) and 2.27 inches in diameter. I actually wish we’d splurged for an XXL, but woe is the blogger on a budget! We got our Danny in the lightest skin shade (humorously – I suppose – named ‘creampie’) and 0050 density. Most fantasy dildos I review are in this density! I feel it’s comfortably soft but not floppy – you can still feel the toy’s shape.

Big Daddy Danny is a barrel dick. It’s the same width from tip to the base of the shaft, so you’re being speared open all the way down. I’ve never met an uncut dildo I didn’t love, but I especially adore Danny’s head: fully encased in foreskin, with a very subtle coronal ridge and a peekaboo meatus. It’s so cute!

There are skin texture lines and some thick but subtle veins branching across Danny’s shaft. (I say “subtle” because the details aren’t as pronounced as the veins on a Neo Elite or the skin crinkles on my Mr Hankey’s Rentman.) The balls are ever-so-slightly asymmetrical and have some skin wrinkling/tugging between them. It’s the little details like that that’ll get your mouth watering…

Although realistically detailed, the Big Daddy Danny Uncut Dildo is incredibly smooth. The toy’s finish is sleek and glossy – lube pours down this thing like raindrops on a window – and again, its surface textures are really subtle.

Less subtle is the Dee’s Big Daddies logo stamped on the toy’s base. It’s a cock-shaped cock, of course. These folks are fuckin’ dee-lightful.

our experience with danny

The Danny Uncut XL is a meaty daddy. I have big hands and can’t quite touch my middle finger and thumb around the shaft. My partner Buster (who tests all the insertable sex toys for my reviews) has nicknamed our Danny Uncut “the Fat Boy.”

If you’re especially sensitive, you might discern the mild bump of the Danny Uncut Dildo’s corona. Buster can’t. The toy’s whole head pushes in just like the shaft: a thick, muscle-soft stretch of silicone. The shaft is technically a quarter of an inch thicker in diameter than the head, but Buster says the widening barely registers.

Because the Danny’s shaft is only 6.5 inches long, Buster can take the entire length vaginally. The head is too soft to bother their cervix even when haphazardly thrust. The balls are a smooth, squishy press at their taint. “I wish it had another inch,” Buster admits in their notes, “Another reason we should have gone XXL.”

Danny is ideal for folks who want to be crammed full without the distraction of curves or textures. Its straight coke can shaft will pry you wide open, but it won’t massage you with a flared head or pet you with skin texture. It will press against your g-spot or prostate, but only because its width presses it against everything. There’s no specialized stimulation. You’re getting girth and that’s it.

Straight, soft, textureless dildos are perfect for brutally fast thrusts. The Danny Uncut doesn’t accidentally catch on my partner’s pubic bone or rub them raw if we’re too busy to reapply lube. I can pummel them in peace. Similarly, if all Buster’s looking for is to be filled up, the Danny Uncut gets the job done without distractions. If you’re new to this kind of girth (and please start with smaller toys!), Danny’s unchallenging silhouette is an ideal choice.

That being said, if you’re not planning on using the Danny Uncut for fast thrusts or uncomplicated stretching, you might want to look at a different Dee’s Big Daddy. Once the novelty of its handsome visage and sheer thickness wears off, Danny might strike some as a little boring. Duncan and Diedrich, on the other hand, have thickly flared heads for added stimulation. The dragonly Drake looks to have lots of texture.

Whether Danny is your dream daddy is gonna depend on your preferences!

on the vac-u-lock port

I specifically purchased the Danny Uncut Dildo with a bonus Vac-U-Lock port so I could pop it on the Mr S Leather Vac-U-Lock Harness. Unfortunately, the harness is too small for me! (The thigh straps are especially egregious: only 22 inches on an XL. What?) But I don’t regret the upcharge, because it’s worth it to have a hole for bullet vibes.

Both the We-Vibe Tango (deeply rumbly) and Blush Wellness Power Vibe (strong and more buzz-sharp) fit in the Dee’s Big Daddies port. The hole is roomier than other dildos I’ve used – I don’t even have to slather the vibes with lube to fit them in. That roominess makes them noisier, though.

Vibrations travel fairly well through the muscle-like soft silicone. The vibes are mostly concentrated towards the base. On days where Buster needs a little somethin’ more than just girth, we can turn the Danny Uncut Dildo into a vibrator.

A downside to the port is that you can feel the chasm at the bottom of the shaft. When I’m the one handling the dildo, I’ll sometimes stick a finger (or two if they’re lubed) into the port for added stability. If air gets trapped with my fingers, it can sometimes squeeze free in a whistled exhale, and… I mean, it’s pretty fucking funny.

final thoughts on danny

Dee’s Big Daddies is new to the scene, but Dee and Dolores are not. According to their site they both have years of experience in the industry, and it shows. The models are beautifully designed and hand-poured with care. There’s no rough printer texturing, sloppily trimmed edges, or poorly mixed pigment – our Danny is a high quality piece from practiced artisans.

With that expertise comes a cost. I paid $155 for my XL Danny. That’s a little cheaper than my equally well-made 11 Inch Rentman, which is quite a bit bigger. You can’t get Mr Hankey’s in as many skin tones or bright colors (“Booty Call Blue” is especially striking), so depending on your priorities the price difference may pay for itself!

Grab the Big Daddy of your dreams from Dee – straight out of the Milking District! I mean Milk District.

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