Review: Crash Pad Series Episode #268 (Mystic Minaxxx & Nyxeris Omega)

Nyxeris, an emo trans girl in grungy attire, studies an illustration in a sex guide book. Mystic, a genderqueer brat in a rainbow striped top, sits on a bed, distracted by an actual text book.

“Is uh, this for like a specific class.. or anything?” Nyxeris asks, both lofty and hesitant, having found a copy of Girl Sex 101 among her potential tutor’s things. Mystic’s eyebrows furrow and they shake their head slightly.

“Kinda more for personal use,” they explain, tone loftier than Nyxeris’s.

Inspired by pages of Allison Moon and KD Diamond’s book, first time Crash Pad Series performers Nyxeris Omega and Mystic Minaxxx spend this episode exploring oral sex, the corded Magic Wand, scratching, paddling, and facefucking. Lucky for them, the appropriate toys always seem within reach!

I really enjoyed this episode, as it featured my favorite dynamic: a bratty bottom and a serenely amused top. With these roles there’s a constant ebb and flow of energy, with the bottom purposefully acting up to get what they want and the top refusing to be goaded into impulsiveness… but still inevitably indulging the bottom, all while teasing them for their impertinence. It’s the dynamic I like most from tops when I’m bottoming, because like saucy student aide Mystic Minaxx, I can get pretty damn bratty!

Nyxeris on top of Mystic in the bed. Mystic is holding Nyxeris’s arm as the pair smile at each other, dyed hair hiding their faces.

Like most Crash Pad episodes I’ve seen, this one doesn’t spend much of its 20-minute run-time on introductions. A handful of words are exchanged and then the performers launch right into a hot, noisy makeout session! It takes less than three minutes for Nyxeris to get Mystic to gasp “ohhh—fuck!” as she scratches their chest and grabs their nipple. Nyxeris purrs out a giggle, clearly pleased with herself for reducing Mystic to whines so easily.

“You make such cute little noises,” Nyxeris murmurs after she grabs Mystic’s collar, a gesture featured frequently throughout the episode. And rightly so, a top grabbing their bottom’s collar to haul them around is sexy. Later in the episode, Mystic is getting a ass-reddening paddling and asks “that’s the hardest you can go?” and Nyxeris grabs their collar to bodily haul them up and choke them as she paddles harder in both retribution and reward.

Nyxeris leaning over Mystic with a paddle in her hand. A Magic Wand is sprawled out next to them.

The first appearance of the Keymaster was actually super well placed in this episode! The Keymaster, for those unfamiliar with the Crash Pad Series, is the owner of the ‘pad and watches any sexy shenanigans that go on via hidden cameras. (They’re likely a metaphor for us, the viewer.) As Mystic and Nyxeris strip down, we’re shown the Keymaster avidly watching them on a monitor. It’s a perfect transition to the next scene where the performers are fully undressed, skipping over the awkward time-waster of clothes removal.

There are just so many hot moments between Mystic and Nyxeris. Highlights include, in absolutely no identifiable order:

      • Mystic asking “can I have a taste of yours?” after Nyxeris gives them deliciously earnest head.
      • Mystic looking up from beneath their lashes as Nyxeris facefucks them.
        Mystic’s chest being palmed by Nyxeris’s hands. Nyxeris’s fingernails are painted black and she’s wearing several rings and chunky bracelets.
      • Nyxeris grinding on Mystic’s lap and pinning their wrists to the headboard.
      • Nyxeris happily swinging her feet – clad in brightly striped, knee-high socks – as she goes down on Mystic.
      • Mystic’s loud reaction to the Magic Wand being pressed against their bits.
      • Nyxeris’s somewhat clumsy but super hot teasing swipes with the paddle between firms swats to Mystic’s ass.
      • Nyxeris finally having enough of Mystic’s bratting and planting her socked foot on the back of Mystic’s collared neck, purring, “See, this right here is where you belong.”
      • Both of them rutting into the wand together until Mystic looks too pleased with themselves for controlling the moment and Nyxeris punishes them by grabbing their chest, admonishing them (“you’re such a little fucking brat”) and switching to giving them head instead.
      • Every single fucking time they scratch each other. Unf.
Nyxeris sitting on Mystic’s lap, the Magic Wand between them.

The scene winds down with the performers kissing with the same noisy enthusiasm as when they started, but far less rushed. Mystic’s arms slide up around Nyxeris, who can’t resist paying Mystic back for all their bratting by messing with them just a little more. The laughing and gasping was such a light, relatable way to wind down the scene! As Mystic whimpers beneath Nyxeris’s clever fingers, the screen switches back to the Keymaster’s ever-watchful eye, and (perhaps just a hair too quickly) the credits begin to roll.

This episode is definitely going to remain a favorite of mine. I loved the premise, and the use of a real world sex education resource for the foundation of unfolding of the scene. Both performers were fantastic and clearly had fun with each other, and for the most part the camera angles showcased their performance well. (As with most Crash Pad filming, there were occasionally too-tight shots that obscured most of what was going on, but this episode only had a few such views.) And I am always down for striped socks and brats in collars.

Nyxeris planting her striped sock clad foot on the back of Mystic’s neck while she scratches their back.

If you’d like to become something of a Keymaster yourself, you can check out Crash Pad subscription options! Not every episode stars bratty student aides who eagerly await being ravished by whoever shows up for tutoring, but with over 250 episodes to peruse at your leisure, you’re going to find plenty of diverse, queer, kinky, and ethically filmed hookups to consensually spy on. And maybe you’ll learn a thing or two in the process.

And if you want a wand to torture your own bratty sub? SheVibe and Peepshow Toys both have a wide variety of wands for all your brat taming needs.

Access to this episode was provided to me by the Crash Pad Series in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links have been used in this post.

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