The spooky season is upon us! I’ve been too busy to truly bask in the vampirely vibes this month, but as someone who has Halloween decorations up all year, the holiday is always on my mind.

Last year, I assembled a list of Body-Safe Halloween Sex Toys from various retailers. This year, I decided to zero in on my site’s sponsor: Uberrime Handmade Dildos! Uberrime is a single artist studio that hand-sculpts every toy design, pouring them in body-safe silicone that’s often beautifully marbled with multiple colors and glitter.

Uberrime makes plugs and dildos all across the design spectrum. Looking for something tame? Try one of the Elements or an Uberrime plug! What about something thick and realistic? Check out the Bella – especially in dual or triple density. Something spooky? Well, now you’re just looking for this list…

CANDY CORN BUTT PLUGS ($29-$32)

Let’s start off with the most overtly Halloween-themed toys in Uberrime’s inventory: four different butt plugs in firm, striped silicone themed after the strangely contentious autumn treat… Candy Corn! If you’re a true fan, you’ll enjoy having another way to get some delicious Candy Corn inside you – and if you hate it, well, it’ll make an entertaining addition to a kinky humiliation scene…

You can snag the whole set, or buy them individually:

• Tiny Bouchon (1.35” diameter)
• Copious Bouchon (1.59” diameter)
• Oeuf (1.59” diameter)
• Zenith (1.43” diameter)

THE CALAVERAS SKULL & SPINE DILDO ($99)

This dildo is back again as a random drop! (Last year, you may recall, it was glow-in-the-dark green.) Sitting atop a pair of menacing skulls is a ribbed shaft fashioned after a spine. Truly terrifying! But despite how imposing it looks at first glance, the Skull & Spine Dildo is only 1.51” in diameter (a comfortably average width) and the silicone’s softer density means its ridges are closer to a massage than bone.

But while the Candy Corn butt plugs and Skull & Spine dildo are the only dedicated Halloween offerings from Uberrime this season, there are plenty of squicky, scary, and endearingly spooky things still lurking in their inventory…

Assorted Tentacle Dildos ($65-$109)

Tentacle dildos don’t just capitalize on our anime-inspired fixation on writhing, curious limbs; they marry the sexual and the bizarre, the monstrous and the erotic. And Uberrime has a number of tentacle designs so connoisseurs of betentacled toys have options. I have the Xenuphora, and not only do its tentacles tickle, they create a lot of squishy noise in use! Yummy.

You can find all of Uberrimes tentacles here, or snag the Xenuphora or Xenulith from Peepshow Toys.

Cthulhu Fantasy Dildo ($135)

If your tentacle fetish is a little more oldschool, there’s a 20,000 Leagues level treat in the depths of Uberrime’s shop: the Cthulhu. A massive, squeezable beast of epicly fuckable proportions, Cthulhu puts the monster in monster movie marathon – because that’s all you’ll have the energy for afterwards.

Assorted Alien Dildos ($59-$189)

Rising back out of the deep – and continuing to rise way up, way up – resides Uberrime’s various alien prokers and probers. There are three designs in Uberrime’s collection: the Alien Probe Thing intended to snake deep in the recesses of space, the small and charming Aliumorph with its ridged surface, and the huge and hefty Fuolornis Fire Dragon from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. That last one would be one hell of an addition to a Halloween costume!

See them all here.

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