I say this a lot, but it really does need to be said again before I get into this review: until a few months ago, I used nothing but standard plastic bullets – textureless, unyielding, and buzzy – on my junk. When I finally let […]

The Screaming O Charged Positive. I keep calling it the Screaming O-Positive Charged because it makes it sound like an energy drink for vampires. Truly, a superior name. (And fitting, since I’ve been playing the Sims – including its vampire DLC – nonstop with my […]

I’m autistic. I do best with routines and plans that are made in advance and set in stone. But I also struggle to maintain consistency on my own (thanks, executive dysfunction!), and because of this I often need my partner Buster to monitor/manage things. Because […]

I’m going to be honest. I bought this vibrator because it looks weird as fuck. If you’re reading this review, it’s probably for the same reason. There’s just something strangely enchanting about a product that stands out from its siblings, a glaring eye-catcher that’s likely […]

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: DFAB (designated female at birth) person internalizes the message that orgasming with a clit and vagina is a much more complicated affair than orgasming with a penis. They assume the rarity of their own orgasms is due […]

465f1d50-4356-432d-be09-df9e37e5a0e4 The Siena Slimline Massager is a deceptively sturdy-feeling vibrator. At 6.5 inches long with a 1.25 inch diameter, it’s the bulkiest non-wand vibe I’ve ever owned, since I generally only use vibrators for external stimulation. I fell in love with the Siena the moment […]