I was really excited when Dee’s Big Daddies started previewing the Dakota Uncut With Balls on social media. I love when realistic dildos have foreskin! It’s aesthetically attractive.

Dakota doesn’t set itself apart just by being uncut. It also has a down-turned shaft that lists to the left. Dee’s Big Daddies likes to highlight physical diversity in their realistic designs. It’s charming – and it offers unique angles of stimulation.

But is the Dakota Uncut’s unique stimulation.. good stimulation?

dakota uncut design & features

SheVibe carries the Dakota Uncut in two sizes (Large and XL) and in three different skin tones. If you’re looking for a wider variety of sizes (including the small/average “Wee” Dakota) and shades/colors, you can buy Dakota directly from Dee’s.

My Dakota Uncut With Balls is the XXL. That makes 10 inches tall and 2.5 inches in diameter. For comparison, the Neo Elite 6 Inch is 1.4 inches in diameter: the exact average for a penis/dildo. Big Daddy indeed.

Like all of Dee’s Big Daddies dildos, the Dakota Uncut is made of body-safe silicone. That means it’s hypoallergenic, fully sanitizable, and will outlast a stinky jelly dildo by decades.

The silicone Dee’s uses is soft. I like to call this density (shore 0050 to you silicone nerds) “muscle-like.” You can easily squeeze or bend it but it’s not floppy or gummy – it’s got some muscle to it! Being soft makes surface texture (like bumps or veins) extra mild (and admittedly Dakota’s is pretty minimal to begin with.) It also means that any shape (such as Dakota’s downward curve) has yield, so it won’t provide the same massaging pressure as toys like the Uberrime Splendid. But being soft makes dildos more comfortable, especially in larger sizes.

I love this toy’s silhouette. The consistently thick shaft dipping downward and to the left. The wide head encased in foreskin. The ‘lopsided’ sack. It’s so unique.

As the name – Dakota Uncut With Balls – suggests, this dildo has a serious pair. On my Dakota XXL, they’re the size of eggs. They’re gorgeously asymmetrical but strangely smooth. Like the Dante With Balls, in use I mostly find them to be a bulky hindrance. But they’re something to steady the dildo if you’re riding solo.

Dakota’s foreskin is gorgeously rendered. I love “peak-a-boo” tips where the head is partially exposed. You can see the corona’s distinct shape as if it’s bulging inside the foreskin, and some skin wrinkles beneath the head. I wish I had the Dakota in a smaller size so I could better appreciate these fine details with my tongue; in an XXL, the textures are less prominent.

For the rest of the details, you get a meaty dorsal vein along the underside of the shaft and a scattering of branching veins along the top. I need Dee’s designer to cut loose and give us some honkin’ huge veins on a future toy. These delicate hints are beautiful, but give a bitch some vines to climb!

If you custom order from Dee’s Big Daddies directly, you can get a Vac-U-Lock hole in Dakota’s base. With these bulky balls, pairing Dakota with a Vac-U-Lock Harness is gonna be much easier than sticking it in a traditional o-ring harness.

our experience with dakota

Most dildos are straight or have an upward curve for g-spot/prostate stimulation. I thought Dakota’s downward-diving shaft might be better suited for stimulating the posterior fornix. (The sensitive area at the top of the back wall of your vagina, opposite of the a-spot.) Once upon a time, that was my partner Buster’s most sensitive ‘spot.’

If that didn’t work out, I thought perhaps Dakota would be a great dong for doggy style sex.

Unfortunately, the Dakota Uncut doesn’t meet these needs. At least not in XXL, and not for my partner Buster’s anatomy.

There’s a lot to love about the Dakota XXL. The head is tapered just enough to make insertion a little easier. The squeezable, consistent girth from the head down to the base of the shaft makes for intense, toe-curlingly satisfying fullness. Buster says they liked feeling the subtle ridge of the corona as the toy was pressed deeper. But it’s the pressing in that’s the problem.

The Dakota Uncut With Balls doesn’t just have a down-turned shaft. It has a down-turned head. When you insert the toy vaginally, the head directs the shaft into the vaginal wall like a diver; it then skids/drags as you keep pushing, resisting forward momentum. Simultaneously, the toy’s squishiness makes it want to fold up like a train hitting a mountain. It doesn’t stop dead (it’s too soft for that) but it’s definitely a struggle to thrust it, even with a torrent of lube to slick the way.

I don’t think this resistance would be as troublesome in a softer density (and Dee’s does offer toys in shore 0030.) Because, yeah, the softness makes the catching worse, but an even squishier consistency probably wouldn’t catch at all. And Dakota in a smaller size would have more room to be dipped or finagled (as one must do for toys with deep g-spot curves to avoid jabbing the front of the pubic bone.)

At its size and density, our Dakota XXL in 0050 is like a badly behaved boy on a leash, trying to halt our walk every few steps by digging their heels in. That, combined with how difficult it is even for my big hand to hold the Dakota’s big balls, makes fucking with the Dakota tedious compared to the smooth sailing of the Big Daddy Dante or the thorough massage of the Big Daddy Duncan.

We’ve tried flipping the Dakota Uncut over and fucking with the balls facing up. But the head just catches on the other side too. A snubbed-up head (like the Diedrich) might have given Dakota’s unique shaft some glide. Like, I dunno, penguins belly-sliding on ice.

All that being said, the Dakota is just fine once it’s locked in place. If I sink it deep into Buster and then only minutely rock it back and forth, the smooth-tipped head nudges the general area of their posterior fornix. I think in a smaller size, this stimulation would be easier to wield and better targeted. But the XXL is simply too big and ‘clumsy.’

The Dakota Uncut With Balls XXL fares even worse for us in doggy, hitching and skidding on Buster’s pubic bone. There’s just no way to tame an unruly daddy at this size. (Incidentally, that’s a positive affirmation I tell myself in the mirror every morning.)

final thoughts on dakota

The Big Daddy Dakota Uncut has a unique, sexy silhouette – but for my partner and I, that shape simply won’t do. Dakota’s deep downward curve and down-pointed head cause trouble I don’t need help making. I’m rough and clumsy enough on my own.

I’ll stick to Dee’s Big Daddy Duncan with its equally unique shaft and its g-spot milking mushroom head. If Buster’s in the mood for some posterior fornix massage, we’ll grab the Big Daddy Dominic and flip it over.

(There is one area I would highly recommend the Dakota Uncut: deep throat training. The downward angle would be ideal for sinking well past the uvula. If I had Dakota in a smaller size, that’s precisely what I would use it for!)

If you’d like to give Dakota a try for yourself, you can find it on SheVibe or buy directly from Dee’s Big Daddies. Consider snagging it in shore 0030!

Thank you, Dee’s Big Daddies, for sending me the Dee’s Big Daddies Dakota Uncut in exchange for an honest review.

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