{"id":872,"date":"2018-08-05T02:45:40","date_gmt":"2018-08-05T02:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=872"},"modified":"2019-05-21T21:43:27","modified_gmt":"2019-05-21T21:43:27","slug":"review-crash-pad-series-episode-268-mystic-minaxxx-nyxeris-omega","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2018\/08\/05\/review-crash-pad-series-episode-268-mystic-minaxxx-nyxeris-omega\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Crash Pad Series Episode #268 (Mystic Minaxxx &#038; Nyxeris Omega)"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_873\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-873\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-873\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9676-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9676-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9676-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9676-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9676.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-873\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nyxeris, an emo trans girl in grungy attire, studies an illustration in a sex guide book. Mystic, a genderqueer brat in a rainbow striped top, sits on a bed, distracted by an actual text book.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u201cIs uh, this for like a specific class.. or anything?\u201d Nyxeris asks, both lofty and hesitant, having found a copy of <a href=\"http:\/\/girlsex101.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Girl Sex 101<\/a> among her potential tutor\u2019s things. Mystic\u2019s eyebrows furrow and they shake their head slightly.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKinda more for personal use,\u201d they explain, tone loftier than Nyxeris\u2019s.<\/p>\n<p>Inspired by pages of Allison Moon and KD Diamond\u2019s book, first time Crash Pad Series performers Nyxeris Omega and Mystic\u00a0Minaxxx spend <a href=\"https:\/\/crashpadseries.com\/queer-porn\/?episode=episode-268-mystic-minaxxx-and-nyxeris-omega?affiliate=2596311\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this episode<\/a> exploring oral sex, the corded <a href=\"https:\/\/shevibe.com\/magic-wand-vibrator-the-original.aspx?rfsn=4817663.6e587d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Magic Wand<\/a>, scratching, paddling, and facefucking. Lucky for them, the appropriate toys always seem within reach!<\/p>\n<p>I really enjoyed this episode, as it featured my favorite dynamic: a bratty bottom and a serenely amused top. With these roles there\u2019s a constant ebb and flow of energy, with the bottom purposefully acting up to get what they want and the top refusing to be goaded into impulsiveness\u2026 but still inevitably indulging the bottom, all while teasing them for their impertinence. It\u2019s the dynamic I like most from tops when <em>I\u2019m<\/em> bottoming, because like saucy student aide Mystic Minaxx, I can get <em>pretty damn bratty<\/em>!<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_875\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-875\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-875\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9680-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9680-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9680-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9680-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9680.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-875\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nyxeris on top of Mystic in the bed. Mystic is holding Nyxeris&#8217;s arm as the pair smile at each other, dyed hair hiding their faces.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Like most Crash Pad episodes I\u2019ve seen, <a href=\"https:\/\/crashpadseries.com\/queer-porn\/?episode=episode-268-mystic-minaxxx-and-nyxeris-omega?affiliate=2596311\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this one<\/a> doesn\u2019t spend much of its 20-minute run-time on introductions. A handful of words are exchanged and then the performers launch right into a hot, noisy makeout session! It takes less than three minutes for Nyxeris to get Mystic to gasp \u201cohhh\u2014fuck!\u201d as she scratches their chest and grabs their nipple. Nyxeris purrs out a giggle, clearly pleased with herself for reducing Mystic to whines so easily.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou make such cute little noises,\u201d Nyxeris murmurs after she grabs Mystic\u2019s collar, a gesture featured frequently throughout the episode. And rightly so, a top grabbing their bottom\u2019s collar to haul them around is sexy. Later in the episode, Mystic is getting a ass-reddening paddling and asks \u201cthat\u2019s the hardest you can go?\u201d and Nyxeris grabs their collar to bodily haul them up and choke them as she paddles harder in both retribution and reward.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_877\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-877\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-877\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9772-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9772-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9772-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9772-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9772.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-877\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nyxeris leaning over Mystic with a paddle in her hand. A Magic Wand is sprawled out next to them.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The first appearance of the Keymaster was actually super well placed in this episode! The Keymaster, for those unfamiliar with the Crash Pad Series, is the owner of the &#8216;pad and watches any sexy shenanigans that go on via hidden cameras. (They\u2019re likely a metaphor for us, the viewer.) As Mystic and Nyxeris strip down, we\u2019re shown the Keymaster avidly watching them on a monitor. It\u2019s a perfect transition to the next scene where the performers are fully undressed, skipping over the awkward time-waster of clothes removal.<\/p>\n<p>There are just <em>so many<\/em> hot moments between Mystic and Nyxeris. Highlights include, in absolutely no identifiable order:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li style=\"list-style-type: none;\">\n<ul>\n<li>Mystic asking \u201ccan I have a taste of yours?\u201d after Nyxeris gives them deliciously earnest head.<\/li>\n<li>Mystic looking up from beneath their lashes as Nyxeris facefucks them.\n<figure id=\"attachment_879\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-879\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-879\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9764-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9764-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9764-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9764-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9764.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-879\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mystic&#8217;s chest being palmed by Nyxeris&#8217;s hands. Nyxeris&#8217;s fingernails are painted black and she&#8217;s wearing several rings and chunky bracelets.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/li>\n<li>Nyxeris grinding on Mystic\u2019s lap and pinning their wrists to the headboard.<\/li>\n<li>Nyxeris happily swinging her feet \u2013 clad in brightly striped, knee-high socks \u2013 as she goes down on Mystic.<\/li>\n<li>Mystic\u2019s loud reaction to the <a href=\"https:\/\/shevibe.com\/magic-wand-vibrator-the-original.aspx?rfsn=4817663.6e587d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Magic Wand<\/a> being pressed against their bits.<\/li>\n<li>Nyxeris\u2019s somewhat clumsy but super hot teasing swipes with the paddle between firms swats to Mystic\u2019s ass.<\/li>\n<li>Nyxeris finally having enough of Mystic\u2019s bratting and planting her socked foot on the back of Mystic\u2019s collared neck, purring, \u201cSee, this right here is where you belong.\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Both of them rutting into the wand together until Mystic looks too pleased with themselves for controlling the moment and Nyxeris punishes them by grabbing their chest, admonishing them (\u201cyou\u2019re such a little fucking brat\u201d) and switching to giving them head instead.<\/li>\n<li>Every single fucking time they scratch each other. <em>Unf<\/em>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_878\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-878\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-878\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9749-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9749-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9749-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9749-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9749.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-878\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nyxeris sitting on Mystic&#8217;s lap, the Magic Wand between them.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The scene winds down with the performers kissing with the same noisy enthusiasm as when they started, but far less rushed. Mystic\u2019s arms slide up around Nyxeris, who can\u2019t resist paying Mystic back for all their bratting by messing with them just a little more. The laughing and gasping was such a light, relatable way to wind down the scene! As Mystic whimpers beneath Nyxeris\u2019s clever fingers, the screen switches back to the Keymaster\u2019s ever-watchful eye, and (perhaps just a hair too quickly) the credits begin to roll.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crashpadseries.com\/queer-porn\/?episode=episode-268-mystic-minaxxx-and-nyxeris-omega?affiliate=2596311\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">This episode<\/a> is definitely going to remain a favorite of mine. I loved the premise, and the use of a real world sex education resource for the foundation of unfolding of the scene. Both performers were fantastic and clearly had fun with each other, and for the most part the camera angles showcased their performance well. (As with most Crash Pad filming, there were occasionally too-tight shots that obscured most of what was going on, but this episode only had a few such views.) And I am <em>always<\/em> down for striped socks and brats in collars.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_884\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-884\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-884\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9738-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9738-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9738-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9738-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/crashpadseries_mysticmina_nyxerisomega_0s3a9738.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-884\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nyxeris planting her striped sock clad foot on the back of Mystic&#8217;s neck while she scratches their back.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you\u2019d like to become something of a Keymaster yourself, you can check out Crash Pad <a href=\"https:\/\/crashpadseries.com\/queer-porn\/join\/?affiliate=2596311\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">subscription options<\/a>! Not every episode stars bratty student aides who eagerly await being ravished by whoever shows up for tutoring, but with <a href=\"https:\/\/crashpadseries.com\/?affiliate=2596311\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">over 250 episodes<\/a> to peruse at your leisure, you\u2019re going to find plenty of diverse, queer, kinky, and ethically filmed hookups to consensually spy on. And maybe you\u2019ll learn a thing or two in the process.<\/p>\n<p>And if you want a wand to torture your own bratty sub? <a href=\"https:\/\/shevibe.com\/wand-style-vibes-and-massagers\/?rfsn=4817663.6e587d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">SheVibe<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/collections\/wand-massagers?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Peepshow Toys<\/a> both have a wide variety of wands for all your brat taming needs.<\/p>\n<p><em>Access to <a href=\"https:\/\/crashpadseries.com\/queer-porn\/?episode=episode-268-mystic-minaxxx-and-nyxeris-omega?affiliate=2596311\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this episode<\/a> was provided to me by the <a href=\"https:\/\/crashpadseries.com\/queer-porn\/join\/?affiliate=2596311\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Crash Pad Series<\/a> in exchange for an honest review. 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