{"id":8448,"date":"2023-12-03T23:59:21","date_gmt":"2023-12-03T23:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=8448"},"modified":"2023-12-04T13:44:30","modified_gmt":"2023-12-04T13:44:30","slug":"review-bob-the-alien-glow-in-the-dark-discreet-vibrator-by-boutique-voila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/03\/review-bob-the-alien-glow-in-the-dark-discreet-vibrator-by-boutique-voila\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Bob the Alien Glow-In-The-Dark Discreet Vibrator by Boutique Voila"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8726\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_01-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_01-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_01-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_01-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_01-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_01-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_01-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/products\/alien-vibrator-for-women?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Bob the Alien Discreet Vibrator<\/a> is a kitschy creation from <a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Boutique Voila<\/a>, a <a href=\"https:\/\/thethruster.com\/?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Velvet Thruster<\/a> brand dedicated to fun and nerdy sex toy designs. They sent it to me for review!<\/p>\n<p>Bob doesn\u2019t look like a sex toy. It sits on my desk most days, long finger extended as if to chide me for ignoring my inbox. A funky figurine to add some whimsy to my space.<\/p>\n<p>For many folks, that\u2019s Bob the Alien Vibrator\u2019s main appeal. It\u2019s a sex toy hidden in plain sight.<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Quick Post Navigation<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6addd150bd400\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6addd150bd400\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/03\/review-bob-the-alien-glow-in-the-dark-discreet-vibrator-by-boutique-voila\/#bob_the_alien_design_and_features\" >bob the alien design and features<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/03\/review-bob-the-alien-glow-in-the-dark-discreet-vibrator-by-boutique-voila\/#my_experience_with_alien_bob\" >my experience with alien bob<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/03\/review-bob-the-alien-glow-in-the-dark-discreet-vibrator-by-boutique-voila\/#the_real_reason_you_should_buy_bob\" >the real reason you should buy bob<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/12\/03\/review-bob-the-alien-glow-in-the-dark-discreet-vibrator-by-boutique-voila\/#final_thoughts_on_bob\" >final thoughts on bob<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"bob_the_alien_design_and_features\"><\/span><em>bob the alien design and features<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>I consider being rechargeable and waterproof the bare minimum for modern vibes, but many don\u2019t meet this standard. <a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/products\/alien-vibrator-for-women?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Bob the Alien<\/a> does! (As made obvious by the fact that I took it for a dip in the pool.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8741\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_05-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_05-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_05-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_05-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_05-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_05-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_05-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/products\/alien-vibrator-for-women?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Bob the Alien Vibrator<\/a> is bigger than I initially expected it to be. This fella is over 5 inches tall and has a bulbous head bigger than a golfball. The only reason it doesn\u2019t tip right over is because it has wide, flipper-like feet.<\/p>\n<p>I like the classic alien design chosen for Bob (it brings me back to my <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3PZiTlS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Lisa Frank<\/a> childhood), but I think not <a href=\"https:\/\/supersmashcache.com\/emojibator-chickie-review-suction-vibrator\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">giving Bob a booty<\/a> was a serious missed opportunity!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8739\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/bob-transparent.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/bob-transparent.png 677w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/bob-transparent-300x163.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Bob is made of firm silicone with a soft, almost powdery finish in day-glow green. At some angles, there\u2019s a shadow to the green silicone, like maybe the internal mechanisms are closer to the surface. <em>Delightfully<\/em>, this discreet vibrator glows in the dark. Like every <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/4a1OMmT\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">ceiling star<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3R7ztAn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">plastic critter<\/a> we had as kids, it glows best and longest if you give it a few hours in the sunlight or under a lamp. But if you forget, a few minutes directly next to a bulb gives Bob a vibrant, ghostly green glow that\u2019ll last through play.<\/p>\n<p>You get 10 total vibration settings. Only 3 are steady speeds, and the rest are patterns. (We aren\u2019t big on patterns in this house.) <a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/products\/alien-vibrator-for-women?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Bob<\/a> has just one button, so if you forget what speed you\u2019re on and click too high, you\u2019ll have to click through all the settings to start over.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8744\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_07-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_07-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_07-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_07-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_07-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_07-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_07-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Charging Bob isn\u2019t totally streamlined. The charge cord is magnetic, but it doesn\u2019t fit the toy as well as I\u2019d like. You have to angle it so the magnets connect correctly and the cord doesn\u2019t get jostled and pull free. But it\u2019s still better than a pin charger!<\/p>\n<p>If aliens don\u2019t fit your preferred sense of whimsy, <a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Boutique Voila<\/a> has numerous fuckable keepsakes. Including an oversized <a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/products\/lipstick-discreet-vibrator?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Lipstick Travel Vibe<\/a> and a <a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/products\/ace-stroker-mens-masturbation-sleeve?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Tennis Ball Stroker<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8453\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/boutique-voila-1024x297.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/boutique-voila-1024x297.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/boutique-voila-300x87.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/boutique-voila-768x223.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/boutique-voila.png 1371w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Less cute is the sprinkle of <a title=\"8 Ways Online Sex Shops Are Alienating Marginalized Customers\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/28\/8-ways-online-sex-shops-are-alienating-marginalized-customers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">unnecessarily gendered language<\/a> (like \u201ctoys for women\u201d) around the site itself. So much care and creativity went into the toy designs; it\u2019s a shame the phrasing is dated.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"my_experience_with_alien_bob\"><\/span><em>my experience with alien bob<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>To be honest, I don\u2019t feel like Bob\u2019s design was optimized for sexual pleasure. Like the <a title=\"Review: Princette Puppypus Rechargeable Vibrator by Cute Little Fuckers\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/28\/review-princette-puppypus-rechargeable-vibrator-by-cute-little-fuckers\/\">Princette Puppypus<\/a> from Cute Little Fuckers, Bob is a cute tchotchke first and a pleasure product second\u2026 and it\u2019s only a pleasure product because it has a vibrator.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8730\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_03-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_03-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_03-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_03-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_03-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_03-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_03-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The most intuitive part of Bob\u2019s body to use against your clitoris (or other external genitalia) is the bulbous head. I have thick outer labia that I have to spread to get Bob anywhere near my clit. Because Bob has such a big head, it\u2019s a less comfortable fit than even the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/blush-wellness-g-curve-waterproof-rechargeable-vibrator?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">fullsize g-spot vibes<\/a> I sometimes use externally. If your clitoris is exposed\/protruding, you won\u2019t need as much finagling.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the vibrations don\u2019t travel strongly enough in the extended hand or flipper feet to use those parts of Bob instead.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/products\/alien-vibrator-for-women?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Bob the Alien Vibrator<\/a>\u2019s vibrations aren\u2019t my favorite. They aren\u2019t weak (although there\u2019s not much demonstrable difference between the 3 steady speeds: the motor gets louder but the vibes stay about the same.) I\u2019d compare Bob to your average budget bullet. The vibrations are technically stronger than <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/28\/review-princette-puppypus-rechargeable-vibrator-by-cute-little-fuckers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Princette Puppypus<\/a>\u2019s, but Bob is larger and the vibes are spread across a broader surface. You don\u2019t get the same targeted intensity.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8729\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_04-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_04-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_04-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_04-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_04-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_04-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_04-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But it\u2019s not the lack of power that bums me out about this discreet vibrator. It\u2019s that the vibrations hover more on the buzzy end of the buzz-to-rumble spectrum. They mostly tremble along the surface of your skin, tickling and sometimes outright itchy. Sensitivity to buzz varies, though; if you don\u2019t find yourself flinching at battery-powered bullets, you might not be as particular as me.<\/p>\n<p>The vibrations aren\u2019t very loud, but because they\u2019re buzzy they have that distinct beehive pitchiness that can be ear-catching at the highest speed. Maybe pull <em>Men in Black<\/em> up <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/track\/2FK7fxjzQEXD7Z32HSF0Hl?si=99ebb5b0d5744ac5\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">on Spotify<\/a>?<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"the_real_reason_you_should_buy_bob\"><\/span><em>the real reason you should buy bob<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>Ahem:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 750px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-8448-1\" width=\"750\" height=\"435\" preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/20231203_115827_1.mp4?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/20231203_115827_1.mp4\">https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/20231203_115827_1.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I get stressed out a lot when I\u2019m working. (<a title=\"Sex Blogging, Autistic Burnout, and Depression\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2019\/05\/31\/sex-blogging-autistic-burnout-and-depression\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Autism and full time work<\/a> \u2013 even from home \u2013 is not a great mix!) Turning <a href=\"https:\/\/boutiquevoila.com\/products\/alien-vibrator-for-women?rfsn=7217794.f8bfc4&amp;utm_source=refersion&amp;utm_medium=affiliate&amp;utm_campaign=7217794.f8bfc4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Bob the Alien<\/a> on and making it slow motion dance on my desk is a great way to remind myself my job is funny and wonderful and weird.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s also the fact that this plucky little doodad glows in the dark. When I venture back into my office in the middle of the night (which happens way too often), Bob\u2019s soft glow is waiting. And its vibrations might not be my favorite, but I\u2019m not so picky that I <em>won\u2019t<\/em> squeeze Bob\u2019s head between my thighs while I catch up on emails. Boxers muffle some of the buzziness.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"final_thoughts_on_bob\"><\/span><em>final thoughts on bob<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>In a perfect world even gag gift vibrators from small brands would provide <a title=\"Bullet Vibe Fuction and Vibration, or: Should I Buy a We-Vibe Tango X?\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/04\/11\/bullet-vibe-fuction-and-vibration-or-should-i-buy-a-we-vibe-tango-x\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">We-Vibe Tango level vibrations<\/a>. But then they\u2019d cost three times as much and would no longer be a cheap, fun purchase for bestie birthdays, bachelorette parties, or as novelty d\u00e9cor.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8746\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_06-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_06-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_06-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_06-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_06-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_06-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/12\/velvetthruster_bobthealien_06-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For me, Bob the Alien isn\u2019t <em>out-of-this-world<\/em> as described; it\u2019s a truly thinking-outside-the-box design, but it doesn\u2019t pass muster as a serious sex tool. 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