{"id":8311,"date":"2023-09-23T19:36:40","date_gmt":"2023-09-23T19:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=8311"},"modified":"2023-09-23T19:42:22","modified_gmt":"2023-09-23T19:42:22","slug":"review-the-miksko-human-alien-hybrid-monster-dildo-by-uberrime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/23\/review-the-miksko-human-alien-hybrid-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo by Uberrime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8357\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_01-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_01-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_01-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_01-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_01-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_01-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_01-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><br \/>\nThe <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo<\/a> is another of Uberrime\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3L2ALdS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">H. R. Giger<\/a> inspired alien toys. The trio of designs also includes the bulb-tipped Aliter and the biomechanical <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dxmeyk%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D8%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dastral%2Dgreen%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Xmeyk<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Like <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Aliter<\/a>, the Miksko seems shaped for g-spot\/prostate massage. Most of its heft is hoisted to the front. The unique head especially intrigued me \u2013 would it be as stimulating as <a title=\"Review: The Aliter Bent Knot Alien Monster Dildo by Uberrime\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the Uberrime Aliter\u2019s come hither curve<\/a>?<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Quick Post Navigation<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adca30bdfcec\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adca30bdfcec\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/23\/review-the-miksko-human-alien-hybrid-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/#miksko_design_features\" >miksko design &amp; features<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/23\/review-the-miksko-human-alien-hybrid-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/#our_experience_with_miksko\" >our experience with miksko<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/23\/review-the-miksko-human-alien-hybrid-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/#final_thoughts_on_miksko\" >final thoughts on miksko<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"miksko_design_features\"><\/span><em>miksko design &amp; features<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo<\/a> is made of body-safe silicone. This means it\u2019s hypoallergenic (no skin reactions!), non-porous (no holes to harbor bacteria!), and sanitizeable. Silicone comes in a variety of firmness options, but the Miksko (and most of Uberrime\u2019s fantasy fare) is soft and pliable. Squeeze it, fold it, give it a wiggle!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8360\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_02-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_02-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_02-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_02-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_02-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_02-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_02-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Miksko\u2019s base makes it anal safe and usable in a strap-on harness. I didn\u2019t test it in a harness, however, because its modest height (just over 6 inches) is way too short for me.<\/p>\n<p>Uberrime wanted both the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Miksko<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dxmeyk%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D8%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dastral%2Dgreen%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Xmeyk<\/a> to be girthier than average but not extra large. With a max diameter of 1.8 inches, I think it hits the mark. The average penis\/dildo is about 1.4 inches in diameter; anything 2 inches and up is for us size queens. Everyone\u2019s body is different, so your mileage may vary here!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8365\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_06-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_06-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_06-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_06-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_06-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_06-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_06-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This dildo has a really unique shape. Being a human hybrid, the shaft is vaguely humanoid, with a distinct head, shaft, and balls. It\u2019s a (mostly) straight toy, but the girthier top and tightly angled helmet head make it look\/feel curved. The head has a pointed tip, a flared crown edged with smooth nubs, and has foreskin-like bunching beneath. The top of the shaft is bumpy-textured like reptile skin.<\/p>\n<p>The only thing I don\u2019t love about the Miksko is the pinpoint urethral divot on the very tip. It\u2019s cute but deeper than I\u2019d like. Being such a tiny cavity, it\u2019s tedious to clean after use, and I\u2019m always worried I\u2019m going to forget it exists. \u201cDon\u2019t forget to de-crust the piss divot!\u201d is a fun thing to say to my partner though.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8359\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8359\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8359\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_03-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_03-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_03-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_03-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_03-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_03-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_03-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8359\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dhydrus%2Dwater%2Ddragon%2Dlarge%2D8%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dphoenix%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">hydrus water dragon<\/a>, miksko alien, <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fbound%2D2%2D0%2D6%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dsuper%2Dtextured%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dluster%2Dblack%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">bound<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">aliter alien<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I much prefer the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Miksko\u2019s vibrant black and blues<\/a> to the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Aliter\u2019s subtler purple<\/a>. The glitter absolutely <em>shimmers<\/em> on this toy, bright and bold and gorgeously spacey even when you\u2019re not actively turning it in the sunlight. But if you\u2019re on my blog, then you already know I\u2019m a biased slut for blue.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"our_experience_with_miksko\"><\/span><em>our experience with miksko<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>It was probably unfair to test the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid<\/a> around the same time as the <a title=\"Review: The Aliter Bent Knot Alien Monster Dildo by Uberrime\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Aliter Bent Knot<\/a>. Any other time, Miksko\u2019s silhouette would wow with its strangeness. But compared to the Aliter \u2013 and how effective the Aliter\u2019s come hither curve is \u2013 the Miksko seems tame in comparison.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8362\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8362\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8362\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_05-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_05-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_05-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_05-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_05-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_05-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_05-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8362\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">aliter alien<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Which isn\u2019t a bad thing, considering the Miksko, <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Aliter<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dxmeyk%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D8%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dastral%2Dgreen%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Xmeyk<\/a> were intended to be newbie-friendly <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Ffantasy%2Ddildos%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">fantasy designs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Inserting the Miksko can be a bit of a challenge since the toy is soft and the top of the shaft is so thick. You have to be aroused and relaxed already because you\u2019re taking the toy\u2019s max girth right from the get go. The trade-off is that once the Miksko is sunk deep, you feel plugged full.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8368\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_04-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_04-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_04-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_04-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_04-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_04-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_04-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My partner Buster (who tests all of the insertable toys for my reviews) says the Miksko Dildo\u2019s head is definitely a highlight. The flat helmet shape adds just a little extra pressure against your internal walls. If you twist the shaft as you thrust, you can feel the poppling of bumps on the head. It\u2019s not as g-spot focused as the Aliter (then again, few dildos are <a title=\"Review: The Aliter Bent Knot Alien Monster Dildo by Uberrime\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">as focused as the Aliter<\/a>), but it\u2019s pleasant.<\/p>\n<p>The top of the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Miksko Dildo<\/a>\u2019s shaft is straight (minus the helmet head) but its underside has a bit of a belly (that false curve.) If you\u2019re using the Miksko vaginally, the bulk of the toy pops up behind the pubic bone, creating that feeling of deep fullness Buster craves (despite not being as big as their <a title=\"Review: Maximus Giant Silicone Dildo and Titan Giant Silicone Dildo by Uberrime\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/06\/review-maximus-giant-silicone-dildo-and-titan-giant-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">usual Uberrime picks<\/a>.) The slimmer lower shaft means less of a stretch at your entrance when the toy is fully inserted.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8364\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8364\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8364\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_09-1024x766.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_09-1024x766.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_09-300x224.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_09-768x575.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_09-1536x1149.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_09-2048x1532.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_09-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8364\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dhydrus%2Dwater%2Ddragon%2Dlarge%2D8%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dphoenix%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">hydrus water dragon<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fbound%2D2%2D0%2D6%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dsuper%2Dtextured%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dluster%2Dblack%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">bound<\/a>, miksko alien, <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">aliter alien<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>When the toy is being thrust, Buster can feel some of the reptilian bumps on the shaft. I wish Uberrime had more toys with textures like this \u2013 perhaps a craggy dragon? (You could argue the <a title=\"Review: Hydrus Water Dragon Silicone Dildo by Uberrime\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/20\/review-hydrus-water-dragon-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Hydrus Water Dragon<\/a> meets that need\u2026 but<em> I\u2019d<\/em> get pedantic.) Buster says they prefer the textured musculature of the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Aliter Alien<\/a> to Miksko\u2019s subtler bumps. Both are smooth and strange (in the good way), but the <a title=\"Review: The Aliter Bent Knot Alien Monster Dildo by Uberrime\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Aliter\u2019s texture<\/a> is \u201cmore interesting and alien.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Buster likes using the Miksko solo because it\u2019s shorter than most of <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/category\/reviews\/internal-toys\/fantasy-dildos\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">our fantasy dildos<\/a>. The balls are wide compared to the toy but are comfortable to hold. Fucking themself with the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Miksko<\/a> is easy. But its relatively average height means you get less (if any) easy a-spot action from this mixed species specimen, depending on your anatomy.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"final_thoughts_on_miksko\"><\/span><em>final thoughts on miksko<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo definitely suits Uberrime\u2019s intention to make some entry-level <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Ffantasy%2Ddildos%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">fantasy toys<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We have <a title=\"Review: The Realm Lycan Werewolf Dildo With Lock On Compatibility by Blush Novelties\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/06\/25\/review-the-realm-lycan-werewolf-dildo-with-lock-on-compatibility-by-blush-novelties\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">rock-hard werewolves<\/a> and <a title=\"Review: Cephalatrox 12 Inch Tentacle Dildo by Uberrime\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/23\/review-cephalatrox-12-inch-tentacle-dildo-by-uberrime\/\">foot-long tentacles<\/a> in our collection, so my partner and I aren\u2019t technically the intended demographic for the Miksko. We like things monstrously big! So I was surprised Buster enjoys the Miksko as much as they do.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8370\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8370\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8370\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_11-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_11-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_11-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_11-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_11-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_11-2048x1536.png 2048w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/uberrime_mikskoalien_11-320x240.png 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8370\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">aliter alien<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Miksko is girthy (compared to beginner\/average size toys), but its average length and squishy density makes it easier to manage. (It\u2019s surprisingly great for solo use.) It\u2019s top-heavy. That makes it trickier to insert, but more satisfying to be filled by. The unique bottlecap helmet head adds a little extra pressure for potential g-spot\/prostate stimulation. Most importantly (to me), it\u2019s downright gorgeous in bright glittery blues.<\/p>\n<p>For us, Miksko\u2019s only crime is it isn\u2019t as <a title=\"Review: The Aliter Bent Knot Alien Monster Dildo by Uberrime\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">delightfully strange and dedicatedly g-spotty as the Aliter<\/a>. Which suits it, thematically, considering it\u2019s a partial human hybrid and Aliter is <em>all alien<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>You can find the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo<\/a> on SheVibe.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Thank you, Uberrime, for sending me the Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo in exchange for an honest review. I consider Marco (Uberrime\u2019s founder) a friend, but that doesn\u2019t influence my opinions of their toys except to give me additional insight and appreciation for the artistry. I still hate the Amo (functionally, not aesthetically.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This post includes affiliate links. While using these links to make a purchase comes at no extra cost to you, it helps keep my website running.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Miksko Human-Alien Hybrid Monster Dildo is another of Uberrime&rsquo;s H. R. Giger inspired alien toys. The trio of designs also includes the bulb-tipped Aliter and the biomechanical Xmeyk. Like Aliter, the Miksko seems shaped for g-spot\/prostate massage. 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