{"id":8236,"date":"2023-08-30T19:37:29","date_gmt":"2023-08-30T19:37:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=8236"},"modified":"2023-09-15T04:37:32","modified_gmt":"2023-09-15T04:37:32","slug":"review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Aliter Bent Knot Alien Monster Dildo by Uberrime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8241\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_02-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_02-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_02-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_02-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_02-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_02-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_02.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo<\/a> is part of a trio of alien designs from Uberrime. The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Miksko<\/a> and Xmeyk are more phallic than Aliter, which to me is more of a beckoning finger than a dick.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s probably that imagery that makes the Uberrime Aliter so <em>interesting<\/em>. There aren\u2019t many sex toys <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wetforher.com\/sex-toy-finger-extender-black.html?rfsn=7503245.dabdde\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">shaped like fingers<\/a>, despite fingers being such a sexually familiar \u2013 and thus titillating \u2013 shape.<\/p>\n<p>My hopes for the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Aliter Bent Knot<\/a> were that its distinctive <em>come hither<\/em> curve would replicate <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fblog%2Fexplore%2Denhance%2Dgspot%2Dstimulation%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">the persistent g-spot\/prostate massage<\/a> of crooked fingers, but in a broader shape. I was not disappointed!<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Quick Post Navigation<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adca30b90627\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adca30b90627\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/#aliter_dildo_design_and_features\" >aliter dildo design and features<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/#our_experience_with_aliter\" >our experience with aliter\u00a0<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/30\/review-the-aliter-bent-knot-alien-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/#final_thoughts_on_aliter\" >final thoughts on aliter<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"aliter_dildo_design_and_features\"><\/span><em>aliter dildo design and features<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>This dildo has a flared base, making it anal safe. If you want to use it in a <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fstrap%2Don%2Dharnesses%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">strap-on harness<\/a>, keep in mind it has a tall, ovular base. It fits in my <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fspareparts%2Djoque%2Dharness%2Djet%2Dblack%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Joque<\/a> with a bit of finagling!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8245\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_17-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_17-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_17-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_17-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_17-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_17-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_17.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo<\/a> is just under 7 inches tall. It starts out with a pretty average diameter (1.34\u201d) but swells out into what I consider beginner <em>size queen<\/em> territory (2\u201d inch diameter.) That being said, the Aliter isn\u2019t a fully round\/barrel shape like most dildos, so that girth isn\u2019t going to register as intensely. Especially since it\u2019s made of soft, pliable silicone!<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re used to dildos with at least a 1.75\u201d diameter (which is a smidge above average), I think you can size up to the Aliter. Just make sure you\u2019re adequately warmed up first! Use <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fsliquid%2Dnaturals%2Dsassy%2Dwater%2Dbased%2Dpersonal%2Dlubricant%2D8%2D5%2Dfl%2Doz%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">plenty of lube<\/a> and start the session with a smaller toy to stretch.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8244\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8244\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8244\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_07-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_07-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_07-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_07-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_07-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_07-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_07.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8244\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with the <a href=\"https:\/\/lustarts.com\/products\/lust-burster?rfsn=1598596.cd75e8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">lust burster<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Uberrime describes the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo<\/a> as having \u201cbio mechanical musculature\u201d in the same vein as <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3L2ALdS\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">sci-fi artist H. R. Giger<\/a>. Giger is best known for designing the <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/45NrC0A\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Xenomorph<\/a> in <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3qTbiwx\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\"><em>Alien<\/em><\/a>. (I actually have <em>two<\/em> versions of the <a href=\"https:\/\/lustarts.com\/products\/lust-burster?rfsn=1598596.cd75e8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Lust Burster Dildo<\/a>, fellow indie maker Lust Arts\u2019 take on <em>Alien<\/em> lore. So I\u2019m obviously a fan!)<\/p>\n<p>The Aliter Bent Knot Dildo starts with a smooth, knobbed head. It moves into a sleek-surfaced curve, with very subtle tucks and ridges. The shaft widens out (probably what Uberrime means by \u201cknot\u201d) and forms an abstract ribcage shape. Towards the base, the Aliter looks fleshier, with tight folds that disappear into the vulva-esque base. I love the braided ridges that shape the top of the base.<\/p>\n<p>Depending on how you tilt your head, the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Aliter<\/a> could look like an alien finger, a crouching figure (like a highly abstract Chest Burster?), or a strange cock unfurling from a clitoris-topped cloaca. It\u2019s freaky and I love it.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8247\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8247\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8247\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_12-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_12-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_12-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_12-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_12-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_12-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_12.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8247\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">miksko alien dildo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>For SheVibe, Uberrime did the Aliter in a deep space marbling of glittery black, nebulous purple, and hints of silver. It\u2019s slightly more subdued in coloration than the <em>explosively<\/em> blue <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Miksko<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"our_experience_with_aliter\"><\/span><em>our experience with aliter\u00a0<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>When I <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/betty_butch\/status\/1648371436485066769\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">polled Twitter<\/a> on which of the Uberrime Giger-inspired alien dongs they wanted to see me review first, the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Aliter Bent Knot Dildo<\/a> won with 44% of the vote. That\u2019s a big margin!<\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, y\u2019all know a winner when you see one. Aliter is the best soft silicone g-spotter we\u2019ve tested. Even better, as intense as Aliter\u2019s interesting shape and proportions might look, being both smooth-surfaced and squishy makes this toy easy to take. It\u2019s also relatively small for a monster toy!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8250\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_04-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_04-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_04-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_04-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_04-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_04-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_04.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For comfortable insertion (and thrusting), don\u2019t just shove the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Aliter<\/a> in straight! Follow the curve: angle the toy down and rock <em>up<\/em> and <em>in<\/em>. You should be scooping\/seesawing, not ramrodding.<\/p>\n<p>The uniquely curved shaft that makes this dildo so distinctive works great with my partner Buster\u2019s body. The toy <em>curls in<\/em>, angling the miniature doorknob head directly against Buster\u2019s urethral sponge (the part of the vaginal wall where your g-spot is located.) The silicone is soft and the head is smooth, so it\u2019s gentler than a firm fingering. When you thrust or clench or pull, the Uberrime Aliter yields to you \u2013 literally bending to your will. But it also provides pressure across a broader \u2013 and sleeker \u2013 surface than fingers.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8249\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_11-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_11-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_11-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_11-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_11-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_11-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_11.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For Buster, the Aliter is best used as a g-spot warm up toy. Something that just immediately slides into place and does its thing, but isn\u2019t too intense about it. Once they\u2019re closer to coming, Buster likes to switch to firmer fare (like <a title=\"Review: Capo Vibrating Stainless Steel Dildo by L\u2019Acier\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/07\/10\/review-capo-vibrating-stainless-steel-dildo-by-lacier\/\">L\u2019Acier Capo<\/a> or <a title=\"Review: Arch Stainless Steel Double-Ended Dildo by Le Wand\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/01\/20\/review-arch-stainless-steel-double-ended-dildo-by-le-wand\/\">Le Wand Arch<\/a>) or bigger bangers (like <a title=\"Review: Big Daddy Duncan Realistic Dildo in Large and XXL by Dee\u2019s Big Daddies\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/08\/13\/review-big-daddy-duncan-realistic-dildo-in-large-and-xxl-by-dees-big-daddies\/\">Dee\u2019s Duncan<\/a>) because they\u2019re ready for more intensity. If getting your pubic bone pummeled on purpose <em>doesn\u2019t<\/em> sound appealing to you like it does to Buster, you may find Aliter\u2019s pliability ideal.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Aliter Alien Bent Knot Dildo<\/a> is more than just its impressively accurate g-spot (or prostate) stimulation though. There\u2019s also its namesake: the ribcage-like \u201cknot\u201d that adorns the lower half.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8254\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_09-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_09-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_09-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_09-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_09-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_09-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_09.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After the deep curl of <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Aliter<\/a>\u2019s shaft tucks the head up behind Buster\u2019s pubic bone, the toy swells out with muscle-ridged girth. Buster says the texturing here is noticeable (but mild) in use, adding a soft ripple of sensation. The knot is more of an oval than an orb, so it\u2019s easier to accommodate. Then Aliter narrows in again, providing relief for your opening while your insides are plugged up.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, Aliter\u2019s inconsistent girth doesn\u2019t feel as filling as its peer, the more dick-like <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmiksko%2Dhuman%2Dalien%2Dhybrid%2Dmonster%2D6%2E38%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dcosmos%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Miksko Dildo<\/a>. But the comparative strangeness of its shape is the appeal.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe Aliter feels really alien, like genuinely<em> not human<\/em>,\u201d Buster pointed out after the first few uses. That might seem obvious \u2013 this is an alien dildo, after all \u2013 but so many <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Ffantasy%2Ddildos%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">fantasy dildos<\/a> just feel like slightly weird penises in use. The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Aliter<\/a> looks strange and <em>feels<\/em> strange, and that\u2019s wonderful news for <a title=\"A Timely Ode to Tentacles (and Where You Can Get Some of Your Own)\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/04\/a-timely-ode-to-tentacles-and-where-you-can-get-some-of-your-own\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">monster fuckers<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8252\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_06-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_06-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_06-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_06-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_06-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_06-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_06.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Buster and I both love the base. It\u2019s more comfortable to grip than a traditional circular base, and the texturing makes it easier to grasp with <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fsliquid%2Dnaturals%2Dsassy%2Dwater%2Dbased%2Dpersonal%2Dlubricant%2D8%2D5%2Dfl%2Doz%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">lubey<\/a> fingers. Aliter isn\u2019t much larger than an average size phallic dildo so it\u2019s just as simple to maneuver.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"final_thoughts_on_aliter\"><\/span><em>final thoughts on aliter<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Aliter Bent Knot Dildo<\/a> is no Unidentifiable Fucking Object. This toy is <em>quite<\/em> identifiable: it\u2019s a g-spot stroking probe that\u2019s out of this world.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019ve struggled with getting <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fblog%2Fexplore%2Denhance%2Dgspot%2Dstimulation%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">good g-spot stimulation<\/a> from traditionally phallic toys, or you don\u2019t like firm g-spot toys, the Aliter is well worth wishlisting. The come hither curl of its shaft is just effortlessly intuitive for my partner\u2019s body.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8258\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8258\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8258\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_08-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_08-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_08-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_08-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_08-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_08-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_08.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8258\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/uberrime-splendid-dual-density-dildo?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">splendid dual density dildo<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Obviously, anatomy varies. But a good curve is generally the go-to suggestion for g-spot stimulation. (See Uberrime\u2019s famous flagship toy, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/uberrime-splendid-dual-density-dildo?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Splendid Dual Density<\/a>.) Aliter, unlike the stainless steel toys Buster\u2019s been loving recently, is soft and flexible, with gentles its impact but makes it easier to use with different bodies.<\/p>\n<p>Just keep Aliter\u2019s unique shape and dimensions in mind when pondering your own trip to outerspace \u2013 this toy isn\u2019t just a good fuck, it\u2019s a <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Ffantasy%2Ddildos%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\"><em>strange<\/em> one<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Find the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Daliter%2Dbent%2Dknot%2Dalien%2Dmonster%2D6%2D75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnebula%2Dviolet%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Aliter Bent Knot Alien Monster Dildo<\/a> on SheVibe in a glittery nebula violet swirl.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-8261\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_18-1024x768.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_18-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_18-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_18-768x576.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_18-1536x1152.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_18-320x240.png 320w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/uberrime_aliteralien_18.png 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Thank you, Uberrime, for sending me the Aliter Alien Dildo in exchange for an honest review. I consider Marco (Uberrime\u2019s founder) a friend, but that doesn\u2019t influence my opinions of their toys except to give me additional insight and appreciation for the artistry. I still hate the Amo (functionally, not aesthetically.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This post includes affiliate links. While using these links to make a purchase comes at no extra cost to you, it helps keep my website running.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Aliter Bent Knot Monster Dildo is part of a trio of alien designs from Uberrime. The Miksko and Xmeyk are more phallic than Aliter, which to me is more of a beckoning finger than a dick. 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