{"id":7646,"date":"2023-04-23T15:25:55","date_gmt":"2023-04-23T15:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=7646"},"modified":"2023-07-07T16:00:44","modified_gmt":"2023-07-07T16:00:44","slug":"review-cephalatrox-12-inch-tentacle-dildo-by-uberrime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/23\/review-cephalatrox-12-inch-tentacle-dildo-by-uberrime\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Cephalatrox 12 Inch Tentacle Dildo by Uberrime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7783\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_01-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_01-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_01-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_01-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_01-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_01-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s the<em> tallest<\/em> dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it\u2019s the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle<\/a>, a squishy beasty that\u2019s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone.<\/p>\n<p>There are a couple of uses for those <em>many<\/em> inches, and I can\u2019t wait to tell you about them.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s no secret I like fantasy toys. <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/04\/a-timely-ode-to-tentacles-and-where-you-can-get-some-of-your-own\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Monster sex is inherently queer<\/a>, and I enjoy playing with the taboo of non-humanoid shapes during sex. Fitting the Cephalatrox Tentacle Dildo into my <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fspareparts%2Djoque%2Dharness%2Djet%2Dblack%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Joque Harness<\/a> and getting a blowjob? Literally out of this world.<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Quick Post Navigation<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adcb1259e942\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adcb1259e942\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/23\/review-cephalatrox-12-inch-tentacle-dildo-by-uberrime\/#cephalatrox_design_and_features\" >cephalatrox design and features<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/23\/review-cephalatrox-12-inch-tentacle-dildo-by-uberrime\/#our_experience_with_cephy\" >our experience with cephy<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/23\/review-cephalatrox-12-inch-tentacle-dildo-by-uberrime\/#using_the_tentacle_in_a_harness\" >using the tentacle in a harness<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/23\/review-cephalatrox-12-inch-tentacle-dildo-by-uberrime\/#final_thoughts\" >final thoughts<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"cephalatrox_design_and_features\"><\/span><em>cephalatrox design and features<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Cephalatrox Tentacle Dildo<\/a> is one of Uberrime\u2019s hand-sculpted models. Uberrime\u2019s founder, Marco, shaped the Cephalatrox \u2013 and its many suckers \u2013 in clay, then created a cast so it could be copied in body-safe silicone. The suckers aren\u2019t perfectly uniform, which gives the Cephalatrox a more organic feel than some <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fmonstropus%2Dtentacled%2Dmonster%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Dcreature%2Dcocks%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">3D designed alternatives<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7791\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7791\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7791\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_03-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_03-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_03-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_03-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_03-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_03-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7791\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/30\/review-the-teuthida-tentacle-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">teuthida tentacle<\/a> and a can of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Zero-sugar-pepper-CHERRY-Total\/dp\/B08YXZCRFX?th=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">zero sugar cherry dr pepper<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This dildo stands at an impressive 12.5 inches in total. Or at least <em>my<\/em> Cephalatrox stands (with a heavy lean.) The listing warns that some might not. So if you\u2019re keen on keeping your towering tentacle on display, you might want to factor in decorative support.<\/p>\n<p>Why so droopy? The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Cephalatrox Dildo<\/a> is made with squishy silicone. You can flop it around or fold it in half with ease. That means penetration is painless, because the material yields to your body.<\/p>\n<p>The Cephalatrox\u2019s long, tapered body is shaped into two curves, like an undulating octopus limb. The tentacle\u2019s narrow tip is just one inch in diameter, essentially an extra thick finger (or two if you have small hands.) It swells out to well over 2 inches in diameter towards the base \u2013 but most bodies won\u2019t make it that far. The vagina is only around 6 to 8 inches deep when aroused, and your ass is about the same.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7789\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/tentacle.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"528\" height=\"182\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/tentacle.png 528w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/tentacle-300x103.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 528px) 100vw, 528px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(That being said, with patience and practice, you can push past the sigmoid bend for even deeper anal penetration. You can <a href=\"https:\/\/squirrelmunk.com\/2019\/09\/16\/introduction-to-depth-play\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">read up on that elsewhere<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>On the Cephalatrox\u2019s face\/front, 38 suckers of gradually increasing size are bunched into two lines. The largest suckers are a little smaller than a quarter. They\u2019re the same shape as the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/30\/review-the-teuthida-tentacle-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Teuthida Tentacle<\/a>\u2019s, but the bowls aren\u2019t as deep, so they\u2019re easier to clean and don\u2019t \u201ctug\u201d as much. The Cephalatrox\u2019s flat puckers provide a truly unique massage \u2013 but more on that in the next section!<\/p>\n<p>This dildo\u2019s backside is completely smooth. Like most of Uberrime\u2019s toys, the silicone has a glossy finish that makes it glide with a bit of <a href=\"https:\/\/shrsl.com\/450pu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">lube<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7792\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_04-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_04-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_04-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_04-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_04-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_04-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle<\/a> ends with a very short neck and a flared base. No, there\u2019s no suction cup \u2013 but if you\u2019re hard up for some added stability, you can try popping it into a toy mount sex pillow like the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fliberator%2Dbonbon%2Dsex%2Dtoy%2Dmount%2Dliberty%2Dblue%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Liberator Bon Bon<\/a>. It also fits in my <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fspareparts%2Djoque%2Dharness%2Djet%2Dblack%2F&amp;afftrack=\">Joque Harness<\/a> (but just barely \u2013 more on that in the strap-on section of this review.)<\/p>\n<p>SheVibe carries the Cephalatrox in a coloration they call \u201cmagneto\u201d: a glittery marbling of purple, blue-green, and black. Very spacey! If aquatic alien doesn\u2019t do it for you, you can order a Cephalatrox in a custom colorway <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uberrime.com\/listing\/1418115253\/custom-made-to-order-fantasy-ceph-ala\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">direct through Uberrime<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"our_experience_with_cephy\"><\/span><em>our experience with cephy<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>I wasn\u2019t sure how well my partner and I would handle the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Cephalatrox Tentacle Dildo<\/a>\u2019s long body, but it\u2019s surprisingly easy to wield. It\u2019s heavy (over a pound!) and wiggly, but it\u2019s just the right thickness and height that it doesn\u2019t flop in my grasp unless I swing it around. The silicone is soft but more like muscle than fat. Literally the <em>perfect<\/em> density and flexibility for an undulating cephalopod limb! If you have small hands you might have a harder time grasping this monster, but my dudely paws didn\u2019t struggle.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7794\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_05-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_05-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_05-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_05-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_05-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_05-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My partner Buster tested the Cephalatrox both vaginally and anally. In both holes, the Cephalatrox\u2019s suckers create a gentle rippling massage as the toy is moved. We expected the suckers to subtly \u201csuck\u201d (catch air and drag when the toy is thrust) like the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/30\/review-the-teuthida-tentacle-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Teuthida<\/a>\u2019s suckers, but the Cephalatrox\u2019s are too shallow. Cephy\u2019s suckers are just here to provide a pervy petting. Fun, but admittedly less intense.<\/p>\n<p>Almost better than the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Cephalatrox<\/a>\u2019s sucker massage? The erotic sound effects! <a href=\"https:\/\/shrsl.com\/450pu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Lube<\/a> this dildo up and it\u2019ll audibly slorp and slurp as you thrust it.<\/p>\n<p>Like most <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Ffantasy%2Ddildos&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">tentacle dildos<\/a>, the Cephalatrox features a tapered shape. Buster especially appreciates this when using the Cephalatrox anally. The narrower tip is an easy introduction, and the toy\u2019s gradual widening helps slowly stretch them out. The tip is also appreciated vaginally \u2013 being soft and slender, it doesn\u2019t jar Buster\u2019s cervix even when we\u2019re cramming this dildo <em>deep<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The undulating shape of the shaft makes for a sexy silhouette, but those curves don\u2019t really translate in-use. The silicone is simply too flexible. If you\u2019re after a good g-spot\/prostate-targeting curve, you\u2019ll have to look at firmer fare.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7796\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_06-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_06-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_06-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_06-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_06-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_06-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Cephy\u2019s pliancy is great news when it comes to vaginal sex. Because you can fold this dildo over, the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Cephalatrox<\/a>\u2019s excess inches can be rubbed against the vulva. The suckers\u2019 whorls serve as soft, rubbing ridges you can rub all over. The silicone is soft enough that it\u2019s easy to twist and contort it from side to side if up and down doesn\u2019t do it for ya. Massaging this sucker-lined limb over your clitoris while slickly rocking the majority of the limb inside you? Yum.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"using_the_tentacle_in_a_harness\"><\/span><em>using the tentacle in a harness<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>Listen, I\u2019m a simple enby. If I see an extra large tentacle dildo, I\u2019m gonna wanna <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/04\/a-timely-ode-to-tentacles-and-where-you-can-get-some-of-your-own\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">make it my dick<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Lucky for me, the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Cephalatrox Tentacle<\/a> is one of the few large dildos I can cram into my <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fspareparts%2Djoque%2Dharness%2Djet%2Dblack%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">SpareParts Joque Harness<\/a>. It\u2019s<em> just<\/em> squishy enough that I can fold the base and force it through the too-small silicone o-ring. If you\u2019re doing this with longer fingernails, make sure you\u2019re mindful of how soft Cephy is! You <em>can<\/em> accidentally tear your intergalactic friend.<\/p>\n<p>Generally, you\u2019re gonna want a larger o-ring. If \u2013 unlike the Joque \u2013 <a href=\"https:\/\/shrsl.com\/450qz\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">your harness<\/a> allows you to swap out rings, <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Faccessories%2Dfor%2Dstrap%2Don%2Dharnesses%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">SheVibe carries a bunch<\/a> of options! <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Ftantus%2Dstrap%2Don%2Dharness%2Dsilicone%2Do%2Dring%2Dset%2Easpx&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">This Tantus set<\/a> has rings up to 2.5 inches. Just pay attention to how much room your harness has for the dildo\u2019s base. The Cephalatrox\u2019s base is pretty wide.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7786\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_02-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_02-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_02-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_02-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_02-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_02-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Being so long and heavy, the Cephalatrox drapes downward in <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fspareparts%2Djoque%2Dharness%2Djet%2Dblack%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">my harness<\/a>. (If I wore it backwards it would make a pretty good tail.) But the Cephalatrox is limber, so I can just grasp the bottom half of the shaft and direct it like a firehose. As I said before, this dildo is soft like muscle: it\u2019s wiggly, not limp. <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Cephy<\/a>\u2019s flexibility makes it fun to maneuver for blowjobs and breast fucking, too. Just make sure to slick it up before the latter.<\/p>\n<p>I do have to \u2018babysit\u2019 this dildo in-use more than other large toys. Its tapering girth and lack of a hook-like curve make it more likely to slip out of my partner. But to be honest, I don\u2019t mind paying extra attention. My eyes are usually locked on its <a href=\"https:\/\/shrsl.com\/450pu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">lube-drizzled<\/a> length slithering in and out anyway.<\/p>\n<p>As a large-bodied person, I sometimes struggle with using average length dildos in a harness. I have a big belly and thighs, so I need a toy with further reach. The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Cephalatrox<\/a>\u2019s \u201cexcess\u201d inches come in handy.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"final_thoughts\"><\/span><em>final thoughts<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>I\u2019m a lucky duck who occasionally gets to visit Uberrime\u2019s dildo-makin\u2019 studio in person. Most of the time I try to keep my greedy paws to myself. But occasionally I\u2019ll spy something in the stock bins that I <em>have<\/em> to take home. This towering tentacle called to me like an intergalactic siren.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m so glad I indulged my greed.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7797\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_07-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_07-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_07-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_07-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_07-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/uberrime_cephalatrox_07-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Cephalatrox<\/a> is everything I want from a giant tentacle: soft, flexible, girthy, and gorgeous. The more subdued sucker design makes this dildo less textually intense than its smaller counterpart, the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/30\/review-the-teuthida-tentacle-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Teuthida<\/a>. But I accept that the star of the show is the Cephalatrox\u2019s size.<\/p>\n<p>Best of all, the Cephalatrox\u2019s ample inches are more than just for winning an <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Ffantasy%2Ddildos&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">otherworldly dick<\/a> measuring contest. Even if you\u2019re not interested in deep anal play, this toy\u2019s length can add external stimulation to vaginal penetration, or provide further reach during strap-on sex. Cephy\u2019s wriggled its way into my top 5 favorite big harness dildos.<\/p>\n<p>Find a gigantic <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dcephalatrox%2D12%2Dinch%2Dtentacle%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmagneto%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle Dildo<\/a> on SheVibe or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uberrime.com\/listing\/1418115253\/custom-made-to-order-fantasy-ceph-ala\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">direct from Uberrime<\/a>.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Thank you, Uberrime, letting me steal a Cephalatrox from the flop box. I consider Marco (Uberrime\u2019s founder) a friend, but that doesn\u2019t influence my opinions of their toys except to give me additional insight and appreciation for the artistry. I still hate the Amo (functionally, not aesthetically.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This post includes affiliate links. While using these links to make a purchase comes at no extra cost to you, it helps keep my website running.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&rsquo;s the tallest dildo in my sex toy collection? Currently it&rsquo;s the Uberrime Cephalatrox Tentacle, a squishy beasty that&rsquo;s over a foot long! 12 whole inches of wiggly body-safe silicone. 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