{"id":7365,"date":"2022-11-18T22:15:04","date_gmt":"2022-11-18T22:15:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=7365"},"modified":"2023-07-07T21:00:47","modified_gmt":"2023-07-07T21:00:47","slug":"review-amplus-thick-7-abstract-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/11\/18\/review-amplus-thick-7-abstract-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Amplus Thick 7&#8243; Abstract Silicone Dildo by Uberrime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7377\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_02-1024x683.png\" alt=\"The Uberrime Amplus Abstract Dildo posed on fake grass with an ice cooler tipped over in the background. It's standing next to a can of coke for scale.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_02-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_02-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_02-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_02-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_02-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Who among us hasn\u2019t \u2013 in an especially heated moment \u2013 desperately thought: <em>I want to shove a whole coke can inside me<\/em>? (Or a can of Pepsi. Far be it from me to sodashame.)<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Damplus%2Dlarge%2D7%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dthick%2Dabstract%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmacaw%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Amplus Abstract Dildo from Uberrime<\/a> is a squishy, body-safe answer to that raw craving. It\u2019s not an exact match for a pop can (which google ostensibly reports as having a 3 inch diameter), but it\u2019s still an impressive 2.55 inches across.<\/p>\n<p>Fuckable human orifices are pretty extraordinary. They\u2019re elastic enough that \u2013 with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/blogs\/news\/sizing-up-how-to-push-your-sex-toy-limits-comfortably-and-safely?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">patience and practice<\/a> \u2013 you can stuff \u2018em full like <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3gcsfNj\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Christmas stockings<\/a>. They stretch and relax back. The Amplus strikes me as a good choice for folks working their way up, who want the <em>girth<\/em> of <a href=\"https:\/\/shrsl.com\/450qt\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">monster dicks<\/a> but not their strange or complex shapes.<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Quick Post Navigation<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adcb002d2843\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adcb002d2843\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/11\/18\/review-amplus-thick-7-abstract-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/#amplus_design_features\" >amplus design &amp; features<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/11\/18\/review-amplus-thick-7-abstract-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/#our_ample_experience\" >our ample experience<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/11\/18\/review-amplus-thick-7-abstract-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/#final_thoughts\" >final thoughts<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"amplus_design_features\"><\/span><em>amplus design &amp; features<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>This dildo \u2013 like all toys from <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fuberrime%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Handmade Dildos<\/a> \u2013 is made of body-safe silicone. That means it\u2019s non-porous (no harboring bacteria!), can be sanitized (crucial if you use your toys in multiple orifices), and will outlast everything but that Nokia you\u2019ve been carting around in storage for 15 years.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7373\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7373\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7373\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_05-1024x683.png\" alt=\"The Uberrime Amplus posed with the Uberrime Element 4.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_05-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_05-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_05-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_05-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_05-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7373\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with the element 4<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Damplus%2Dlarge%2D7%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dthick%2Dabstract%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmacaw%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Amplus<\/a> takes its fat torpedo shape from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uberrime.com\/listing\/1365912175\/the-element-4-abstract-dildo-non-phallic\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Element 4<\/a>, one of the toys in Uberrime\u2019s simplistic <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uberrime.com\/shop\/24522593\/the-elements\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Elements line<\/a>. The design is intentionally minimal: a dome head tapers into the Amplus\u2019s thick shaft, which widens out like a barrel. It ends with an uber-thick flared base, stamped with the Uberrime name.<\/p>\n<p>You can use the Amplus vaginally or anally thanks to the fat hockey puck of a base. I have big hands so I\u2019m fine holding this base, but if you\u2019ve got petite grippers, keep potential struggles in mind.<\/p>\n<p>(You can also use the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Damplus%2Dlarge%2D7%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dthick%2Dabstract%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmacaw%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Amplus Dildo<\/a> in a <a href=\"https:\/\/shrsl.com\/450r2\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">strap-on harness<\/a>\u00a0with an XL o-ring. As a plus size person, I prefer longer shafts to compensate for my belly hogging the spotlight! So I haven\u2019t tested the Amplus in that capacity.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7379\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_06-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_06-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_06-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_06-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_06-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_06-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Amplus\u2019s surface is textureless, smooth and glossy. Lube glides across it like water. There\u2019s no ridges or matte texturing to create extra hitching or tugs. Beyond sheer girth, the Amplus\u2019s only stimulating feature is the slight mushrooming of the head.<\/p>\n<p>There are a few advantages to this. You don\u2019t have to navigate protruding shapes (like the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/01\/06\/review-igneus-dragon-fantasy-monster-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Igneus Dragon<\/a>\u2019s squishy spikes), which means \u2013 if you\u2019re up for movement \u2013 you can thrust with ease. Your lube won\u2019t get suctioned into scales or crevices (as is the case with some <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/category\/reviews\/internal-toys\/fantasy-dildos\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">fantasy toys<\/a>) so you won\u2019t need to reapply as often. Best of all, you won\u2019t have to constantly adjust the toy in-use to make sure it\u2019s facing the right way. Any which way is the <em>same<\/em> way.<\/p>\n<p>SheVibe carries the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Damplus%2Dlarge%2D7%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dthick%2Dabstract%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmacaw%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Amplus Abstract Dildo<\/a> in this spiffy macaw coloration. I absolutely fucking love it. If you lack taste and insist on something different, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uberrime.com\/listing\/1253730186\/the-amplus-custom-made-to-order-platinum\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime offers <em>dozens<\/em> of color combinations<\/a> on their website.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"our_ample_experience\"><\/span><em>our ample experience<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>As with any insertable sex toy but especially one of this size, it\u2019s important you prep appropriately. If you\u2019re using the <a href=\"https:\/\/shevibe.com\/the-amplus-large-7-inch-silicone-thick-abstract-dildo-by-uberrime-macaw?rfsn=4817663.6e587d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Amplus Abstract Dildo<\/a> vaginally \u2013 as my <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/02\/01\/when-you-risk-your-genitals-for-the-one-you-love-an-interview-with-buster-lebeau\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">partner and big silicone dick enthusiast Buster<\/a> did for this review \u2013 that means being fully aroused (allowing the vagina to expand to its full depth) and starting with smaller toys.<\/p>\n<p>For Buster, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/uberrime-sensi-soft-silicone-vaginal-plug-dildo?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Sensi<\/a> (1.6\u201d), <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/30\/review-basilisk-dual-density-silicone-dildo-by-pris-toys\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Pris Basilisk<\/a> (1.7-2\u201d), and <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/06\/review-maximus-giant-silicone-dildo-and-titan-giant-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Maximus<\/a> (2.25-2.4\u201d) come first. On some occasions, the Amplus is itself just a step on the way to the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Danurian%2Damphibian%2D8%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dfantasy%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dtree%2Dfrog%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Anurian<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7371\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7371\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7371\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_04-1024x683.png\" alt=\"The Uberrime Anurian, Uberrime Amplus, and a coke can pictured side by side for size reference.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_04-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_04-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_04-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_04-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_04-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7371\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with the anurian amphibian dildo<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The Amplus\u2019s head appears tapered, but it\u2019s so slight that you\u2019re essentially taking the toy\u2019s max girth right from the start. Even after a languid build-up, it\u2019s a considerable stretch. Be ready! Luckily the silicone is squishy, so it\u2019s <em>pushy<\/em>, not punishing.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, this toy is smooth sailing when it\u2019s gleaming with <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3VaHlS0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Sliquid Sassy<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fvibeology%2Dnaked%2Dunscented%2Dcoconut%2Doil%2Dbased%2Dintimate%2Dbody%2Delixir%2D2%2Doz%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Vibeology Naked<\/a>. The Amplus\u2019s blunt, rounded tip doesn\u2019t have to be managed like the <a href=\"https:\/\/shevibe.com\/the-anurian-amphibian-8-inch-silicone-fantasy-dildo-by-uberrime-tree-frog?rfsn=4817663.6e587d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Anurian<\/a>\u2019s (which has a knuckle-like double tip that pokes and drags.) It just wedges you open and spreads you all the way in. When used vaginally, the head crowds Buster\u2019s cervix but is too soft and wide to jolt it.<\/p>\n<p>Buster usually kicks their heels against the mattress as the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Damplus%2Dlarge%2D7%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dthick%2Dabstract%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmacaw%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Amplus Dildo<\/a> is first being pushed in. It might not be a coke can, but oh boy is it <em>filling<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Fucking my partner with the Amplus is <em>fun<\/em>. As soon as they\u2019re adjusted to the aching stretch, I can start pistoning this thing without fuss or finesse. There\u2019s no need to twist it to avoid something textured on the shaft or angle it towards their g-spot. It\u2019s just a fat barrel of soft silicone, and it\u2019s touching <em>everything<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7380\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_03-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_03-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_03-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_03-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_03-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_03-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot being textured makes it comfortable to hold in or be fucked with,\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/02\/01\/when-you-risk-your-genitals-for-the-one-you-love-an-interview-with-buster-lebeau\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Buster<\/a> says in their test session notes. \u201cIt\u2019s \u201cplain\u201d so you get to enjoy being super full, like really super full, and trying to clench around it. There\u2019s no distractions. Even the head is mild, you can feel the bulge of it but it doesn\u2019t \u201cpop\u201d like the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/07\/11\/review-divo-dual-density-realistic-dildo-in-small-medium-and-large-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Divo Dual Density<\/a>\u2019s crown.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>If you need something \u2013 <em>anything<\/em> \u2013 other than serious girth to satisfy you, the Amplus is going to bore you. But if you\u2019re after something sleek and filling in this size range, you\u2019ve found it.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Damplus%2Dlarge%2D7%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dthick%2Dabstract%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmacaw%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Amplus Abstract Dildo<\/a> is somewhat plug-like in shape, but it\u2019s not wearable like a butt plug. The base of the Amplus\u2019s shaft (which would be the \u2018neck\u2019 on a plug) isn\u2019t narrow enough to allow your hole to rest\/close. Its sheer weight, shape, and lack of grippable texture mean your body will want to push the Amplus out \u2013 and it\u2019ll succeed without intervention. (Like squeezing your thighs shut, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/collections\/liberator-sex-furniture?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">straddling a pillow<\/a>, sitting in a chair, or wearing a <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Faslan%2Dblack%2Dleather%2Dfave%2Dplug%2Dharness%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">plug harness<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"final_thoughts\"><\/span><em>final thoughts<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>Torpedo, soda can, barrel \u2013 I\u2019ve described the fat, abstract <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Damplus%2Dlarge%2D7%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dthick%2Dabstract%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmacaw%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Amplus Dildo<\/a> a number of ways. But as varied as the descriptors may be, the source is\u2026 pretty plain. And it\u2019s meant to be.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7375\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_01-1024x683.png\" alt=\"The Uberrime Amplus sitting in an open ice cooler alongside several cans of coke. There's chunks of ice scattered across the fake grass beneath.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_01-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_01-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_01-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_01-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/11\/uberrime_amplusabstract_01-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Uberrime Amplus is as basic as it gets. It isn\u2019t meant for folks who want specific, targeted pressure on their g-spots, a-spots, or prostates. Instead, it offers broad, consistent pressure across your internal walls. It\u2019s for size royalty who want something big, squishy, and so smooth it can be nicknamed Baldy. 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