{"id":6950,"date":"2022-06-06T21:30:21","date_gmt":"2022-06-06T21:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=6950"},"modified":"2023-07-12T20:19:22","modified_gmt":"2023-07-12T20:19:22","slug":"review-maximus-giant-silicone-dildo-and-titan-giant-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/06\/review-maximus-giant-silicone-dildo-and-titan-giant-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Maximus Giant Silicone Dildo and Titan Giant Silicone Dildo by Uberrime"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7005\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_13-1024x683.png\" alt=\"The Uberrime Maximus and Uberrime Titan posed side by side for scale and a close-up of their details. They're standing upright in front of a sparkly galaxy background, with bubbles drifting around them.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_13-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_13-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_13-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_13-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_13-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you look at the SheVibe product page for the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Titan<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Maximus<\/a>, you\u2019re greeted with cautionary capslock:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNON-RETURNABLE ITEM: PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE MEASUREMENTS BEFORE ORDERING.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s a necessary warning. These dildos are huge. Despite having large-ish hands, I can just <em>barely<\/em> wrap my fingers around the shaft. The Maximus (which is an inch taller) is as long as someone\u2019s <em>forearm<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Ordinarily, I wouldn\u2019t put two giant dildos into one little review. But the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Titan<\/a> (balls!) and the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Maximus<\/a> (no balls!) are identical past the base. And I think we can handle twins, don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Quick Post Navigation<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adca2dd4f43a\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adca2dd4f43a\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/06\/review-maximus-giant-silicone-dildo-and-titan-giant-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/#uberrime_titan_and_maximus_design\" >titan &amp; maximus design &amp; features<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/06\/review-maximus-giant-silicone-dildo-and-titan-giant-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/#our_experience_with_these_giant_dildos\" >titan &amp; maximus experience<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/06\/review-maximus-giant-silicone-dildo-and-titan-giant-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/#uberrime_maximus_vs_uberrime_titan_comparison\" >comparing titan &amp; maximus<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2022\/06\/06\/review-maximus-giant-silicone-dildo-and-titan-giant-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/#final_thoughts_on_these_giant_dildos\" >final thoughts on these giant dildos<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"uberrime_titan_and_maximus_design\"><\/span><em>uberrime titan and maximus design<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>These aptly named maximum titans were designed by <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">SheVibe<\/a>. Each one is made by hand in the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/betty_butch\/status\/1440832889269096450\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Dildos studio<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Because they both have a flared base, the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Maximus<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Titan<\/a> are anal safe and wearable in a harness. If strap-on play is your focus, I\u2019d specifically recommend the Maximus. Some harnesses don\u2019t have the space to accommodate large balls.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7002\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7002\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-7002\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_10-1024x683.png\" alt=\"The Uberrime Titan and Uberrime Maximus pictured with a much smaller dildo for scale.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_10-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_10-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_10-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_10-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_10-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7002\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with a custom <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uberrime.com\/listing\/841367011\/the-essential-g-spotting-dildo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Essential<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The Titan is 8.5 inches tall (with 2 inches devoted to its hulking balls) and maxes out at 2.3 inches in diameter. That is <em>substantially<\/em> wider than the average penis or dildo (like the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uberrime.com\/listing\/841367011\/the-essential-g-spotting-dildo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Essential<\/a>.) It comes in three skin tones (unfortunately <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/28\/8-ways-online-sex-shops-are-alienating-marginalized-customers\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">titled after foods<\/a>) and <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%3Frfsn%3D4817663%2E6e587d&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">a greenish-blueish color<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The Maximus \u2013 which is 9.5 inches tall and also 2.3 inches in diameter \u2013 has a fitting match for Thanos\u2019s presumably <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">massive purple dick<\/a>. (A purple <em>Titan<\/em> is pictured throughout this review, but it was an accidental one-off.) Like the Titan, it also comes in three skin tones.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7004\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_12-1024x683.png\" alt=\"The Titan and Maximus posed with a Thanos gloved hand gripping the Titan.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_12-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_12-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_12-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_12-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_12-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>These dildos are made of soft, fleshy silicone. Silicone is body-safe, which means it\u2019s hypoallergenic and non-porous. You can wash it with soap and water, or sanitize it with a 10% bleach bath (or a quick water-only boil, if you\u2019ve got a <em>big<\/em> pot.) If you intend to swap it between holes and\/or partners, sanitizing it between uses is a good idea!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6987\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_09-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_09-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_09-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_09-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_09-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_09-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Once upon a time, I didn\u2019t like realistic dildos. But I\u2019m glad <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/blogs\/news\/why-realistic-dildos-are-so-hot-and-what-you-can-do-with-them?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">my preferences have changed<\/a>, because <em>oh my god<\/em> the details on these dicks! Their heads are well-defined with a prominent crown and almost-gaped piss slit (which you can feel out with your tongue <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/blogs\/news\/why-realistic-dildos-are-so-hot-and-what-you-can-do-with-them?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">during BJ play<\/a>.) The shaft is textured with skin wrinkles and bulging, branching veins. The veins aren\u2019t over-the-top, but the skin texture covers <em>every inch<\/em> of this toy.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6983\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_06-1024x683.png\" alt=\"A close-up of the Uberrime Titan and Uberrime Maximus to show skin texturing.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_06-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_06-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_06-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_06-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_06-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Titan<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Maximus<\/a> are poured in shore 0050 silicone, which in non-nerd terms means it\u2019s soft and squeezable, but not blubbery (like 0030.) It\u2019s like a muscle. These dildos won\u2019t wreck your hole \u2013 but they will definitely stuff you full.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"our_experience_with_these_giant_dildos\"><\/span><em>our experience with these giant dildos<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>My partner Buster (<a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/02\/01\/when-you-risk-your-genitals-for-the-one-you-love-an-interview-with-buster-lebeau\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">who tests big insertable toys<\/a> on my behalf) describes their ideal dildo thusly: big and squishy. The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Maximus<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Titan<\/a> are <em>perfect<\/em> for them.<\/p>\n<p>To take giant toys like these, you have to be fully aroused and relaxed. Warming up with smaller toys is essential. Whenever Buster\u2019s in the mood for these big boys, we also grab the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2018\/09\/19\/review-franks-monster-dual-density-dildo-by-lust-arts\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Franks Monster<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fneo%2Delite%2D9%2Dinch%2Ddual%2Ddensity%2Drealistic%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Dblush%2Dneon%2Dpink%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Neo Elite 9 Inch<\/a>, and a large bottle of <a href=\"https:\/\/shrsl.com\/450pu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Sliquid Sassy<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6977\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_01-1024x683.png\" alt=\"A close-up of the Uberrime Maximus's texturing and details.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_01-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_01-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_01-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_01-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_01-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Titan and Maximus have tapered heads, but only just barely. You\u2019re getting a 2 inch diameter right from the start. Their squishy density makes them a comfortable fuck, but they can also be noodley until you get the shaft halfway in; thrust slow when you\u2019re initially penetrating.<\/p>\n<p>These toys provide a <em>glorious<\/em> amount of stretch. Buster loves using them vaginally. The thick, fleshy silicone wedges them open and rubs against every inch of their inner walls, including their g-spot. \u201cIt\u2019s a huge toy and it can be overwhelming sometimes, it\u2019s almost subspacey,\u201d Buster writes in their notes, \u201cYou can\u2019t get away from its size.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Like most massive dildos, the focal point of the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Maximus<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Titan<\/a> are their girth. But the surface texturing has its moments as well. Unlike the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/02\/14\/review-neo-elite-glow-in-the-dark-7-5-inch-dildo-7-5-inch-dildo-with-balls-by-blush-novelties\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">softer-surfaced Neo Elite dildos<\/a>, the Titan and Maximus\u2019s skin details are a constant presence. They slickly drag with every thrust (and necessitate reapplying lube during longer sessions.) Delicious!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6981\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_05-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_05-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_05-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_05-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_05-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_05-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I like hard, fast fucking, so when I\u2019m handling the Titan or Maximus I have to be mindful of my angle to keep them on-track. There\u2019s not enough room in the human body for such meaty shafts to bend over themselves, but the head can catch sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>For slow thrusts, a deep see-saw movement is ideal to let the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Maximus<\/a> or Titan\u2019s deep curve do its job. The head\u2019s crown and subsequent folds aren\u2019t <em>intense<\/em>, but they\u2019re not totally subtle either.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6979\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_03-1024x683.png\" alt=\"A comparison shot of the Uberrime Titan and Uberrime Maximus.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_03-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_03-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_03-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_03-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_03-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For science, Buster\u2019s even tried riding the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Titan<\/a> solo. They folded a pillow in half and let the Titan\u2019s heavy balls keep it in place. They faced the balls towards their clitoris, which allowed them to rub off against the Titan\u2019s skin texturing. (\u201cThat surprised me,\u201d Buster writes, \u201cMost toys, the balls aren\u2019t big enough to reach.\u201d) Because the toy is a soft density, it didn\u2019t punch their cervix like a lot of giant dildos in that position.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"uberrime_maximus_vs_uberrime_titan_comparison\"><\/span><em>uberrime maximus vs uberrime titan comparison<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>Which one should <em>you<\/em> buy? Unless you\u2019re keen on the balls for aesthetic appreciation or (giant-sized) realism, my answer will probably be the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Maximus Giant Dildo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, Buster can rub off on the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Titan<\/a>\u2019s balls when riding it. But otherwise they\u2019re kinda in the way. They\u2019re harder to hold than the Maximus\u2019s simple base, especially if you have small hands or limited wrist strength\/mobility. They\u2019re heavy, weighing down the toy in-use unless you hold them with your thighs. If you choose to face the balls upward for an easier grip, it turns the toy\u2019s g-spot\/prostate curve in the wrong direction.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6980\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_04-1024x683.png\" alt=\"The Uberrime Titan and Maximus posed together against a glittery galaxy background. The Titan is leaned forward into the Maximus.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_04-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_04-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_04-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_04-1536x1024.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(\u201cThe balls are so cute though,\u201d Buster says when I send them this review to proofread. \u201cMake sure to say if you want one for <em>riding<\/em>, the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Titan<\/a> is better.\u201d Done.)<\/p>\n<p>There is also the issue of length. The Titan\u2019s balls rob you of several inches. This doesn\u2019t matter if you\u2019re buying one for vaginal use. (In fact, the Maximus\u2019s excess can pose similar logistical challenges as Titan\u2019s balls.) But if you\u2019re choosing between the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Maximus<\/a> and Uberrime Titan for anal depth play, that\u2019s something to keep in mind.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6984\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_07-1024x683.png\" alt=\"The Uberrime Maximus posed on top of the Uberrime Titan.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_07-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_07-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_07-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_07-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_07-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When it comes to which is easier to store, that depends on your needs! If you want your dildo to double as d\u00e9cor, the Titan\u2019s balls provide a stable foundation for it to stand upright. Maximus\u2019s lack of balls makes it easier to lay <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/12\/14\/sex-toy-storage-and-organization-ideas-10-places-to-stash-your-vibrators-and-dildos\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">on top of other sex toys in a drawer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"final_thoughts_on_these_giant_dildos\"><\/span><em>final thoughts on these giant dildos<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>These dildos are huge (seriously, <em>please<\/em> look at the stock photo with a pop can for comparison), fleshy-soft, and textured all over for a thorough fill. Girth enthusiasts probably need no further convincing; girth-<em>curious<\/em> folks might want to slow down and check out the beefy <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fneo%2Delite%2D9%2Dinch%2Ddual%2Ddensity%2Drealistic%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Dblush%2Dneon%2Dpink%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Neo Elite 9 Inch<\/a> first.<\/p>\n<p>At about $140 USD, the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Titan<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Maximus<\/a> are a pricey purchase. But because they\u2019re made of silicone, they\u2019re durable, sanitizable, and will essentially last a lifetime. It\u2019s an investment: the royal yet loyal giant dildo that reigns supreme in your toy chest, ready to stuff you like a Christmas stocking whenever you\u2019re in the mood.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-7003\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_11-1024x683.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_11-1024x683.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_11-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_11-768x512.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_11-1536x1024.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/uberrime_titanmaximus_11-2048x1365.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>(I just wish I had a strap-on harness sturdy enough to accommodate the Uberrime Maximus. I really need to invest in an <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Faslan%2Dprince%2Dminx%2Dleather%2Dstrap%2Don%2Dharness%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Aslan Minx Harness<\/a> and a set of <a href=\"https:\/\/shrsl.com\/450r4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Tantus O-Rings<\/a>\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re up for the challenge, you can find the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dmaximus%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E75%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dnola%2Dpurple%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Maximus Giant Dildo<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dtitan%2Dgiant%2Dplatinum%2D8%2E5%2Dinch%2Dsilicone%2Dultrarealistic%2Ddildo%2Dwith%2Dballs%2Dby%2Duberrime%2Dmermaid%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Titan Giant Dildo<\/a> on SheVibe.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Thank you, Uberrime, for providing the Maximus and Titan in exchange for an honest review . I consider Marco (Uberrime\u2019s founder) a friend, but that doesn\u2019t influence my opinions of their toys except to give me additional insight and appreciation for the artistry. I still hate the Amo (functionally, not aesthetically.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This post includes affiliate links. While using these links to make a purchase comes at no extra cost to you, it helps keep my website running.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you look at the SheVibe product page for the Uberrime Titan or Uberrime Maximus, you&rsquo;re greeted with cautionary capslock: &ldquo;NON-RETURNABLE ITEM: PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE MEASUREMENTS BEFORE ORDERING.&rdquo; It&rsquo;s a necessary warning. These dildos are huge. 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