{"id":6170,"date":"2021-11-08T20:08:43","date_gmt":"2021-11-08T20:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=6170"},"modified":"2021-11-08T20:08:43","modified_gmt":"2021-11-08T20:08:43","slug":"review-venomous-tongue-venom-dildo-by-mr-hankeys-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/08\/review-venomous-tongue-venom-dildo-by-mr-hankeys-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Venomous Tongue Venom Dildo by Mr Hankey&#8217;s Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6171\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6818-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"A lightly twisted black tongue dildo modeled after Venom's long tongue. It's posed in front of a spiderweb pattern, with a blue rope and red paddle laying beside it.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6818-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6818-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6818-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6818-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6818-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I recently went (vaxxed and masked) to a movie theater for the first time in about two years. A momentous occasion! Naturally, I saw the movie about the crappy journalist and his goopy alien husband.<\/p>\n<p>Venom is prime <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/04\/a-timely-ode-to-tentacles-and-where-you-can-get-some-of-your-own\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">monster fucker<\/a> fodder. His sinister jaws, tentacle-esque limbs, voilent and unquenchable cravings\u2026 He\u2019s ripe for the unsubtle horny side of cape comics and movies, <em>literally<\/em> oozing sex appeal in the right penciller or VFX artist\u2019s hands. Slap that imagery over Tom Hardy\u2019s dual performance, and you have made weirdoes like me <em>very<\/em> happy.<\/p>\n<p>In anticipation of Let There Be Carnage, I asked Peepshow Toys if I could review the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue Super Soft Dildo<\/a> by Mr Hankey\u2019s Toys. (They are so good to me.) Spoilers: it\u2019s everything I could ask for from a Venom-inspired dildo.<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Quick Post Navigation<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adcb31e545e0\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adcb31e545e0\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/08\/review-venomous-tongue-venom-dildo-by-mr-hankeys-toys\/#mr_hankeys_venomous_tongue_design\" >mr hankey\u2019s venomous tongue design<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/08\/review-venomous-tongue-venom-dildo-by-mr-hankeys-toys\/#using_the_venomous_tongue_vaginally\" >using the venomous tongue vaginally<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/08\/review-venomous-tongue-venom-dildo-by-mr-hankeys-toys\/#bonus_vibrating_vac-u-lock_hole\" >bonus: vibrating vac-u-lock hole<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/08\/review-venomous-tongue-venom-dildo-by-mr-hankeys-toys\/#using_the_venomous_tongue_anally\" >using the venomous tongue anally<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/11\/08\/review-venomous-tongue-venom-dildo-by-mr-hankeys-toys\/#final_thoughts_on_the_venomous_tongue\" >final thoughts on the venomous tongue<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"mr_hankeys_venomous_tongue_design\"><\/span><em>mr hankey\u2019s venomous tongue design<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue<\/a> comes in four sizes. The XS (which is what I have) is 12 inches tall and 1.7 inches in diameter. It doesn\u2019t feel quite that thick in-use, however, because the shaft is flat-ish and made of incredibly squishy\/yielding silicone.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6209\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/2-1617678153_1800x1800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"371\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/2-1617678153_1800x1800.jpg 520w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/11\/2-1617678153_1800x1800-300x242.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 371px) 100vw, 371px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Why is the Venomous Tongue so long? Because like many of Hankey\u2019s Toys, this dildo was designed for anal depth play! As Peepshow Toys\u2019 description says: \u201cmade of soft and squishy silicone, the Venomous Tongue bends to match your natural internal contours. It\u2019s lined with textures that will stimulate your anal canal when the Tongue is thrust in and out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>You can, of course, use the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue<\/a> vaginally \u2013 and in fact, that was our primary testing method. But unlike the anal canal, which continues into the colon (an area that <a href=\"https:\/\/squirrelmunk.com\/2019\/09\/16\/introduction-to-depth-play\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">practiced and risk-aware players<\/a> can venture into), the vaginal canal ends in the impenetrable cervix, so there\u2019s less room to play. That means you\u2019ll either have to leave some of the Venomous Tongue out in the cold, or fold the toy over for some doubled-up penetration.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6172\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6847-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"A close-up of the details.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6847-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6847-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6847-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6847-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6847-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Venomous Tongue is <em>beautifully<\/em> detailed. You can tell whoever designed this toy really wanted to nail that symbiote tongue aesthetic \u2013 and they did! The curved\/twisted shaft is a perfect imitation of Venom\u2019s prehensile slithering. The central tongue divot and meaty texturing on the toy\u2019s front-facing surface are deliciously <em>fleshy<\/em>. There\u2019s even straining musculature on the tongue\u2019s underside, giving it added realism.<\/p>\n<p>My <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/04\/a-timely-ode-to-tentacles-and-where-you-can-get-some-of-your-own\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">monster fucker urges<\/a> are <em>well<\/em> satiated by this dildo.<\/p>\n<p>An added bonus to the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue<\/a> is the pocket for vac-u-lock attachments (which include certain <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/vac-u-lock-large-suction-cup-plug-dildo-attachment?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">suction cups<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/boneyard-grip-lock-interlocking-silicone-tool-kit?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">handles<\/a>, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/kink-fucking-machine-power-banger-by-doc-johnson?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">fucking machines<\/a>) or bullet vibes in its base. Lube up a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/we-vibe-tango-2-x-powerful-bullet-vibrator?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">We-Vibe Tango<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/blush-novelties-exposed-nocturnal-lipstick-bullet-vibrator?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Exposed Nocturnal<\/a> and shlorp it in to add some extra rumble! Just be careful with the hole\u2019s silicone, it\u2019s squishy and can be torn by fingernails or rough use.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"using_the_venomous_tongue_vaginally\"><\/span><em>using the venomous tongue vaginally<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>Unlike an actual tongue, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue<\/a> isn\u2019t a muscle \u2013 it\u2019s a fleshy, floppy length of silicone. That means when you\u2019re inserting it, if it encounters any kind of force it\u2019s going to fold over. If you\u2019re not sufficiently physically aroused (which relaxes and deepens the vagina), it\u2019s gonna be tricky using this dildo. So warm up for a minimum of 20 minutes first!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6179\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/peepshowtoys_hankeysvenomous_01-1024x708.png\" alt=\"Both sides of the Venomous Tongue.\" width=\"606\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/peepshowtoys_hankeysvenomous_01-1024x708.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/peepshowtoys_hankeysvenomous_01-300x207.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/peepshowtoys_hankeysvenomous_01-768x531.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/peepshowtoys_hankeysvenomous_01-1536x1062.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/peepshowtoys_hankeysvenomous_01-2048x1416.png 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 606px) 100vw, 606px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But even when you\u2019re ready and you have the Venomous Tongue lubed up, expect some twisting and bending in use. Feed it into your body slowly while you get used to its wily ways. This tongue is definitely meant for a slithery, wiggly fuck, which is great if you\u2019re after an alien oral experience. If you\u2019re looking for a squishy yet <em>stable<\/em> dildo, I suggest the marginally firmer, tapered <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/30\/review-the-teuthida-tentacle-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Teuthida Tentacle<\/a> from Uberrime.<\/p>\n<p>For my partner Buster (<a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/02\/01\/when-you-risk-your-genitals-for-the-one-you-love-an-interview-with-buster-lebeau\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">who tests all the insertables for this blog<\/a>), the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue Dildo<\/a>\u2019s narrow tip is too soft to be pokey even when it flails around their cervix. \u201cIt nudges, but in a creepy, erotic way, like it\u2019s feeling me out,\u201d reads Buster\u2019s testing notes.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe way it moves, bending and nudging around inside when thrusting it is very tongue-like. I\u2019m not sure how to describe the fact it feels like an actual tongue and not a dildo pretending to be a tongue,\u201d Buster\u2019s notes continue. \u201cEven with how soft the silicone is, I can actually feel the texture. It feels like tongue without the muscle mass of a real one. All the bumps and crevices rub internally like a giant, slithering tongue with taste buds and stuff.\u201d<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6173\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6173\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6173\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6849-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6849-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6849-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6849-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6849-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6849-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6173\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">compared with the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/30\/review-the-teuthida-tentacle-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">teuthida tentacle<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-davys-tendrils-super-soft-silicone-tentacle-dildo?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">xs davy&#8217;s tendrils<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buster also enjoys using the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue<\/a> externally. Since the entire toy won\u2019t fit inside their front hole, they can hold the toy at an angle and rub\/hump against the thicker lower shaft while slow thrusting. (The fat, flared base would normally obstruct this, but the Venomous Tongue\u2019s base is so squishy it can be taco-folded out of the way with a strong grip.) If we\u2019re feeling extra spicy, I\u2019ll hold the tongue and slide its entire length up and down their vulva. The texture\u2019s not firm enough to orgasm from, but it\u2019s yummy teasing and\/or foreplay.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"bonus_vibrating_vac-u-lock_hole\"><\/span><em>bonus: vibrating vac-u-lock hole<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The only vac-u-lock attachment I own is the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2019\/07\/03\/review-the-realm-draken-silicone-dragon-dildo-drago-lock-on-sword-handle\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Realm Sword<\/a>, and it has too many rough edges to use with the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue Dildo<\/a>\u2019s tender silicone. (Not to mention the tongue\u2019s long length would make it tricky to manage on a handle.) So for me, the hole is best used for a finger or bullet vibe.<\/p>\n<p>Inserting a finger allows me to wiggle and lightly thrust the tongue. It\u2019s not a deep pocket, so I don\u2019t have a lot of control. But when I\u2019m already gripping around the base\u2019s edge, it\u2019s easy to push my finger into the hole and help guide the dildo.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6175\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6899-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6899-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6899-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6899-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6899-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6899-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The most frequent use of the Venomous Tongue\u2019s pocket is bullet vibes. Firm silicone is a better conductor for vibrations, so don\u2019t expect to transform this floppy fellow into a lengthy vibrator. The vibrations don\u2019t travel farther than the first few inches. But that\u2019s the most sensitive place in the vagina, so it\u2019s still a nice bonus for Buster.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/blush-novelties-exposed-nocturnal-lipstick-bullet-vibrator?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Exposed Nocturnal<\/a> (which is strong and mostly buzzy) and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/we-vibe-tango-2-x-powerful-bullet-vibrator?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Tango X<\/a> (which is strong and rumbly) don\u2019t fully fit in the vac-u-lock hole. They stick out further than toys specifically designed for bullet vibes. That means you have an easier time reaching the buttons, but it\u2019s also kinda awkward.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"using_the_venomous_tongue_anally\"><\/span><em>using the venomous tongue anally<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Mr Hankey Venomous Tongue<\/a> offers the same slinky, slithery fuck anally as it does vaginally \u2013 but the toy\u2019s fleshy details and wiggling body are even more pronounced in the narrower, nerve-rich channel.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6174\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6174\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6174\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6863-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6863-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6863-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6863-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6863-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6863-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6174\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">compared to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-davys-tendrils-super-soft-silicone-tentacle-dildo?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">xs davy&#8217;s tendrils<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>To insert the Venomous Tongue anally, you have to feed it in inch by inch. That means you\u2019ll either have to be flexible enough to reach yourself, or have a partner insert it for you. The first few inches are the most difficult, because the toy starts off so narrow and (even when you\u2019re relaxed) your sphincter muscles can send it askew. Once the toy is mostly inside, its sheer length keeps it on track.<\/p>\n<p>This toy\u2019s size requires a lot of lube, so be prepared to deplete your bottle faster than normal. But that extra wetness adds to the sloppy tongue sensations, so it\u2019s hardly an inconvenience.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue<\/a>\u2019s girth is flattened to be more tongue-like, and this makes it fun to twist in your ass. My testing partner Buster enjoys their hole getting stretched and rubbed from different angles as I slowly turn the base. Its long twisted body churns in tandem, resisting slightly (the soft silicone feels like it\u2019s straining inside them \u2013 <em>hot<\/em>), so they can feel the tongue\u2019s subtle curves.<\/p>\n<p>Twisting the Venomous Tongue while thrusting traps more air than thrusting straight, so make sure you\u2019re ready to giggle. Farts and queefs are kinda inevitable.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6176\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6908-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"A close-up of the Venomous Tongue's details.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6908-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6908-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6908-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6908-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6908-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Your sphincter gets a lot of play from the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue<\/a>, but the rest of your ass doesn\u2019t encounter much pressure. That\u2019s not ideal if you\u2019re after targeted prostate stimulation\u2026 but it\u2019s great if you\u2019re exploring depth play. Just make sure you\u2019ve <a href=\"https:\/\/squirrelmunk.com\/2019\/09\/16\/introduction-to-depth-play\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">done your research<\/a>, and stop and reassess if you encounter discomfort or pain!<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"final_thoughts_on_the_venomous_tongue\"><\/span><em>final thoughts on the venomous tongue<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>Like the Hellbone Dildo of Doom, the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Venomous Tongue<\/a> was designed to fully embody its source inspiration. I don\u2019t think you could make a better Venom-inspired dildo. Mr Hankey\u2019s Toys has our sincerest gratitude.<\/p>\n<p>But you definitely don\u2019t have to be a fan of Venom to appreciate this tentacle-like tongue\u2019s uniqueness, intricate details, and ultra-flexible density. It\u2019s creepy in all the best ways.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, this toy is all about depth. If you\u2019re using it vaginally, you\u2019re not going to be fully utilizing its full length. (You can fold it in half and insert it doubled up, but the toy strains to unfurl to the point of being unwieldy and uncomfortable.) Keep that in mind when you\u2019re choosing a size, because the maximum girth you can enjoy won\u2019t be towards the base \u2013 it\u2019ll be higher up on the shaft.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6178\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6923-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6923-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6923-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6923-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6923-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6923-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>In hindsight, I wish I\u2019d requested a larger size than the XS. Not just for increased width, but for deeper anal play too. The XS doesn\u2019t slink much deeper than our existing dildos, and Buster\u2019s curious about the sensations that lay beyond. Who better to slurp their way inside one\u2019s colon than Venom?<\/p>\n<p>My anniversary\u2019s coming up. Maybe we should splurge on an M\/L\u2026?<\/p>\n<p>You can find the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.peepshowtoys.com\/products\/mr-hankeys-toys-venomous-tongue-dildo-super-soft-silicone?rfsn=7172466.b58f09\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Mr Hankey\u2019s Toys Venomous Tongue<\/a> on Peepshow Toys in four sizes, starting at $69 USD. <strong>Get 10% off your entire order with code BETTY<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Thank you, Peepshow, for sending me the Mr Hankey&#8217;s Toys Venomous Tongue Dildo in exchange for an honest review.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This post includes affiliate links. 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