{"id":6150,"date":"2021-10-31T22:04:28","date_gmt":"2021-10-31T22:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=6150"},"modified":"2021-10-31T22:10:26","modified_gmt":"2021-10-31T22:10:26","slug":"review-hellbone-dildo-of-doom-hellboy-sex-toy-by-geeky-sex-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/review-hellbone-dildo-of-doom-hellboy-sex-toy-by-geeky-sex-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: Hellbone Dildo of Doom Hellboy Sex Toy by Geeky Sex Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Note: As of 2021, Geeky Sex Toys has closed its doors. Out of respect for their craft and in gratitude of their collaboration, I\u2019m posting this review as-is even though the toy can no longer be purchased.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6154\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6621-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"A thick red dildo with sawed-off horns for balls posed beside a cigar in an ashtray and a can of beer.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6621-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6621-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6621-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6621-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6621-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m generally not the kind of nerd who bemoans remakes or riots when franchises don\u2019t \u2018stick to what works.\u2019 Without new takes, we wouldn\u2019t have <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3myGBI9\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">All-New Wolverine<\/a>, Heath Ledger\u2019s Joker performance, or <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3vZZdUg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">FF7R<\/a>. Plus, reimaginings are often more inclusive than originals, and they bring in a new generation of fans. For every jaded jerk loitering around an LCS to complain about Rey, there\u2019s a dozen people on their way to their first convention.<\/p>\n<p>But I\u2019m only human. I have my weaknesses, my hypocrisies. One of them is Hellboy.<\/p>\n<p>The only man to ever play Hellboy is Ron Perlman. Tragically there are only two live action Hellboy movies: <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3CwYL2d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Hellboy<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3pUGXuO\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Hellboy II: The Golden Army<\/a>. Both are bangers. Hellboy has not ventured off the comics page since, an unavoidable fate unless Guillermo del Toro and Perlman return.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway! Today I\u2019m reviewing <a href=\"https:\/\/geekysextoys.com\/product\/hellbone-dildo-of-doom?ref=bettyb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Hellbone: Dildo of Doom<\/a> from Geeky Sex Toys.<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Quick Post Navigation<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adcb13a6cd27\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adcb13a6cd27\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/review-hellbone-dildo-of-doom-hellboy-sex-toy-by-geeky-sex-toys\/#ordering_from_geeky_sex_toys\" >ordering from geeky sex toys<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/review-hellbone-dildo-of-doom-hellboy-sex-toy-by-geeky-sex-toys\/#hellbone_dildo_of_doom_design\" >hellbone dildo of doom design<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/review-hellbone-dildo-of-doom-hellboy-sex-toy-by-geeky-sex-toys\/#our_experience_with_the_dildo_of_doom\" >our experience with the dildo of doom<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/10\/31\/review-hellbone-dildo-of-doom-hellboy-sex-toy-by-geeky-sex-toys\/#final_thoughts_on_the_hellbone\" >final thoughts on the hellbone<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"ordering_from_geeky_sex_toys\"><\/span><em>ordering from geeky sex toys<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/tag\/geeky-sex-toys-reviews-sales\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Geeky Sex Toys<\/a> is an indie studio in Australia that designs and makes all of their toys in-house. Their naughty, nerdy wares are all made of silicone, which \u2013 unlike TPE or jelly \u2013 is durable, scentless, and body-safe.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6156\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6156\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6156\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6755-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6755-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6755-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6755-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6755-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6755-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6156\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">night kink, hellbone, and <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/09\/10\/review-drodong-the-silicone-game-of-thrones-dragon-dildo-by-geeky-sex-toys\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">drodong<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Not in Australia? Geeky Sex Toys ships worldwide, and it\u2019s free on orders over $110. I\u2019ve received packages from them both as a customer and as a reviewer, and they\u2019ve always arrived safely in a sturdy and discreet white box. The customs labels say \u201cfigurines.\u201d The toys themselves come in fabric drawstring bags.<\/p>\n<p>Shipping times to the US seems to have mostly recovered from the pandemic pile-up, too. This review package was sent out in late March and arrived on April 19th. Pretty prompt for a trip across the globe! (And <em>much<\/em> prompter than my review queue times this year \u2013 yikes!)<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"hellbone_dildo_of_doom_design\"><\/span><em>hellbone dildo of doom design<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/geekysextoys.com\/product\/hellbone-dildo-of-doom?ref=bettyb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Hellbone<\/a> is one of Geeky Sex Toys\u2019 limited run toys. There will only ever be 666 in existence, and each one comes with a numbered certificate of authenticity. Mine is #600, and you can bet your ass I\u2019m framing it alongside my Night Kink certificate.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6160\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6710-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"The Hellbone posed on its back to display its details.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6710-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6710-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6710-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6710-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6710-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is not a petite toy. While the average dildo or penis is around 1.5 inches in diameter, the Hellbone suits its inspiration by being a girthy 2 inches wide. Including the balls, it\u2019s 7 inches tall. The toy is pretty firm (GST considers it \u201cmedium-soft,\u201d but it\u2019s difficult to bend by hand and has barely any squish, so I\u2019d personally call it medium-firm), which makes it feel even larger in use.<\/p>\n<p>I love the <a href=\"https:\/\/geekysextoys.com\/product\/hellbone-dildo-of-doom?ref=bettyb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Dildo of Doom<\/a> design. It\u2019s such a handsome cock! The balls are horns that have been sawed off like Hellboy\u2019s horns, and the chopped bone detailing is awesome. The dick itself is uncut, with the foreskin shaped to look like it\u2019s rolled back under the fat head.<\/p>\n<p>The Hellbone is thick and ramrod straight. Unlike many <a href=\"https:\/\/shevibe.com\/realistic-dildos?rfsn=4817663.6e587d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">quasi-realistic toys<\/a>, the Hellbone\u2019s vein detailing is subtle (except towards the base.) This might disappoint texture lovers, but for folks who prefer a sleek fuck, it\u2019s a bonus.<\/p>\n<p>The wide, sawed-off horn balls make for a bulky but serviceable handhold. They also make the toy anal safe, because they provide a buffer that won\u2019t let the toy be sucked too deep. (All anal toys should have a significantly flared base.) You can technically use the Hellbone in a harness, but it\u2019ll have to accommodate the balls.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6158\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6630-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"A close-up of the base of the toy.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6630-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6630-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6630-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6630-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6630-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am so delighted with the horn stumps. They\u2019re textured with \u2018cracks\u2019 that realistically branch out and look deep even though they\u2019re just lines on the surface. The stumps genuinely look like they\u2019re separate protrusions jutting free from meaty flesh, unevenly severed by a devil who didn\u2019t want to indulge his dark side. It\u2019s beautiful detailing.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/geekysextoys.com\/product\/hellbone-dildo-of-doom?ref=bettyb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Hellbone Dildo of Doom<\/a> doesn\u2019t have a suction cup, but you can buy <a href=\"https:\/\/shevibe.com\/dildo-accessories?rfsn=4817663.6e587d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">detachable suction cups<\/a> from other retailers.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"our_experience_with_the_dildo_of_doom\"><\/span><em>our experience with the dildo of doom<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The Hellbone offers a different experience than most fantasy\/monster dildos (which are often textured but squishy for a unique yet accommodating fuck.) The <a href=\"https:\/\/geekysextoys.com\/product\/hellbone-dildo-of-doom?ref=bettyb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Hellbone<\/a> is big, firm, and straight. What it lacks in texture it makes up for in a consistent feeling of unyielding fullness from tip to base. Its sleek, untextured surface means you can thrust quickly \u2013 once you\u2019re adjusted to the girth.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6163\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6725-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"The Hellbone as viewed from the side.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6725-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6725-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6725-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6725-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6725-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My partner Buster (who <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/02\/01\/when-you-risk-your-genitals-for-the-one-you-love-an-interview-with-buster-lebeau\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">tests all the dildos for this blog<\/a>) doesn\u2019t own many medium-firm toys. They generally prefer their toys <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/04\/30\/review-basilisk-dual-density-silicone-dildo-by-pris-toys\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">big and squishy<\/a>. But soft silicone wouldn\u2019t have suited the towering, muscular half-demon that inspired this design. Rigidity adds to the novelty\/fantasy.<\/p>\n<p>Being filled by medium-firm silicone is a totally different experience. The Hellbone presses\/massages every reachable inch of their vagina, a constant, filling pressure. But unlike the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2019\/10\/31\/review-trick-or-treat-with-tantus-discount-grab-bags-ft-vamp-bronco-ripple-small\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Tantus Anaconda<\/a> (which is so hard it could be <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/07\/6-sex-toys-that-could-probably-kill-zombies\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">used as a weapon<\/a>), the Hellbone does squish a little when clenched\/milked \u2013 so it\u2019s not an <em>uncomfortable<\/em> fullness.<\/p>\n<p>Because there\u2019s little discernible tapering to the <a href=\"https:\/\/geekysextoys.com\/product\/hellbone-dildo-of-doom?ref=bettyb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Hellbone Dildo of Doom<\/a>\u2019s thick shaft, you\u2019re taking the full 2 inch diameter from the first nudge. Buster prefers to warm up with a slimmer toy first (the <a href=\"https:\/\/shevibe.com\/essential-g-spot-glow-in-the-dark-silicone-dildo-by-uberrime-glow-blue?rfsn=4817663.6e587d\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Uberrime Essential<\/a> is a recent favorite) just to make sure they\u2019re aroused and relaxed enough to enjoy. If you already prefer firmer dildos and your collection includes girthy toys, you might not need as much pre-play.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6162\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6162\" style=\"width: 620px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-6162\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6691-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6691-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6691-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6691-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6691-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6691-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6162\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">with sliquid lube and the uberrime essential<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If you, like Buster, want to take advantage of the lack of curve or obtrusive texture and piston this dildo hard and fast \u2013 you\u2019ll love the Hellbone.<\/p>\n<p>In use, the <a href=\"https:\/\/geekysextoys.com\/product\/hellbone-dildo-of-doom?ref=bettyb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Hellbone<\/a>\u2019s detailing is mostly lost. Buster does notice the transition ridge from head to shaft, and a few of the moles, but it\u2019s otherwise a smooth, featureless fuck. The sawed-off horns occasionally nudge their vulva in certain positions, but I have to go out of my way to angle the toy for them to grind on the base. If we want to wallow in the Hellbone\u2019s devilish details, the best way is to give it a blowjob. Your mouth notices a lot more of the landscape.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"final_thoughts_on_the_hellbone\"><\/span><em>final thoughts on the hellbone<\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/geekysextoys.com\/product\/hellbone-dildo-of-doom?ref=bettyb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Hellbone Dildo of Doom<\/a> can promise you two things: it\u2019ll always look this good, and it\u2019ll never give up on you. It\u2019s a girthy ramrod of sleek, firm-ish silicone with enough detail to be visually appealing but texturally passive. It\u2019s ideal for users who enjoy an unrelentingly full feeling from their dildos, but not much else.<\/p>\n<p>The Hellbone is limited edition (like the now-retired Night Kink), with only 666 to be sold. My certificate deems it the 600th, so there\u2019s likely not many left before the Hellbone is vaulted. I adore this toy, from its realistic phallus and fantasy details, to its monster erection appropriate density. As is often the case with a <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/tag\/geeky-sex-toys-reviews-sales\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Geeky Sex Toys design<\/a>, I feel personally spoiled that this toy exists. So much so that I purchased a <a href=\"https:\/\/amzn.to\/3BxQYQo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">fake can of Hellboy\u2019s favorite beer brand<\/a> and a real cigar to celebrate.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-6152\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6768-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"A close-up of the certificate of authenticity.\" width=\"620\" height=\"413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6768-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6768-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6768-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6768-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/IMG_6768-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, Hellboy has left the comics pages again since 2008 \u2013 except it was only his dick.<\/p>\n<p>If you love Hellboy as much as me, you were probably already sold the moment you saw <a href=\"https:\/\/geekysextoys.com\/product\/hellbone-dildo-of-doom?ref=bettyb\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">this handsome design<\/a>. Maybe you\u2019re just reading this review to build the hype for your inevitable purchase \u2013 or you\u2019re after my discount code, which is BETTY for 5% off at checkout. Either way, enjoy!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Thank you, Geeky Sex Toys, for providing the Hellbone Dildo of Doom in exchange for an honest review.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This post includes affiliate links. While using these links to make a purchase comes at no extra cost to you, it helps keep my website running.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note: As of 2021, Geeky Sex Toys has closed its doors. Out of respect for their craft and in gratitude of their collaboration, I&rsquo;m posting this review as-is even though the toy can no longer be purchased. 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