{"id":4009,"date":"2020-09-01T16:15:09","date_gmt":"2020-09-01T16:15:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=4009"},"modified":"2023-07-24T22:08:27","modified_gmt":"2023-07-24T22:08:27","slug":"review-california-dreaming-laguna-beach-lover-oral-sex-toy-by-calexotics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/01\/review-california-dreaming-laguna-beach-lover-oral-sex-toy-by-calexotics\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover Oral Sex Toy by CalExotics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4017\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_07-300x198.png\" alt=\"The Laguna Beach Lover sex toy posed against a glass with a mini umbrella in it. The Laguna Beach Lover is a vibrator with a tongue-shaped appendage on a handle.\" width=\"620\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_07-300x198.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_07-1024x676.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_07-768x507.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_07-1536x1014.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When I asked SheVibe for some <a title=\"Best\/Worst Oral Sex Simulators: Reviewing &amp; Rating Sex Toys That Lick, Flick &amp; Flutter\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/09\/18\/best-worst-oral-sex-simulators-reviewing-rating-sex-toys-that-lick-flick-flutter\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">oral sex simulators<\/a> to review, I didn\u2019t expect much from the strangely named, tongue-shaped <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fcalifornia%2Ddreaming%2Dlaguna%2Dbeach%2Dlover%2Dsilicone%2Dwaterproof%2Dclitoral%2Dvibrator%2Dby%2Dcalexotics%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">CalExotics Laguna Beach Lover<\/a>. The marketing describes the Laguna Beach Lover\u2019s tongue as \u201cflickering.\u201d In my experience, that just means the toy\u2019s tip flutters a little from the force of the vibrations.<\/p>\n<p>But the Laguna Beach Lover doesn\u2019t \u201cflicker.\u201d It flaps!<\/p>\n<p>That might sound like I\u2019m being pedantic, but this tongue toy\u2019s steady, mechanical bobbing is <em>so much better<\/em> than \u201cflickering.\u201d I\u2019ve been masturbating to tentacle porn and Venom fanfiction since the days of dial up. This toy is the stiltedly robotic, budget-friendly incarnation of my daydreams.<\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-custom ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<p class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Quick Post Navigation<\/p>\n<label for=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adc954658d52\" class=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-label\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #141414;color:#141414\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/label><input type=\"checkbox\"  id=\"ez-toc-cssicon-toggle-item-6adc954658d52\"  aria-label=\"Toggle\" \/><nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 ' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/01\/review-california-dreaming-laguna-beach-lover-oral-sex-toy-by-calexotics\/#the_laguna_beach_lover_clitoral_vibrator_design\" >design &amp; demo video<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/01\/review-california-dreaming-laguna-beach-lover-oral-sex-toy-by-calexotics\/#what_does_the_laguna_beach_lover_feel_like_internally\" >what does it feel like internally?<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/01\/review-california-dreaming-laguna-beach-lover-oral-sex-toy-by-calexotics\/#the_laguna_beach_lover_as_an_oral_sex_simulator\" >the laguna beach lover as an oral sex simulator\u00a0<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-4'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/09\/01\/review-california-dreaming-laguna-beach-lover-oral-sex-toy-by-calexotics\/#final_thoughts_on_the_laguna_beach_lover\" >final thoughts<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"the_laguna_beach_lover_clitoral_vibrator_design\"><\/span><em><strong>the laguna beach lover clitoral vibrator design<\/strong><\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fcalifornia%2Ddreaming%2Dlaguna%2Dbeach%2Dlover%2Dsilicone%2Dwaterproof%2Dclitoral%2Dvibrator%2Dby%2Dcalexotics%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Laguna Beach Lover<\/a> is from CalExotics\u2019 <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fsearch%2Ephp%3Fsearch%5Fquery%3Dcalifornia%2520dreaming%26page%3D1%26limit%3D56%26sort%3Drelevance%26brand%3D21%26section%3Dproduct&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">California Dreaming line<\/a>. The collection features uniquely colorful rabbits and vibrators that are all named after famous beaches. I think that\u2019s a little weird, but it\u2019s still better than <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/03\/23\/review-fantasy-for-her-her-ultimate-pleasure-oral-sex-simulator-by-pipedream-luxury-edition\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">other toy names<\/a> I\u2019ve encountered recently.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-4028\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_08-300x300.png\" alt=\"The Laguna Beach laying on its side.\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_08-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_08-1024x1024.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_08-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_08-768x768.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_08-1536x1536.png 1536w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_08-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_08-65x65.png 65w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_08.png 1650w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>Like the rest of the California Dreaming line, the LBL is made of body-safe silicone and ABS plastic. Silicone is durable, non-porous (so it won\u2019t harbor\/grow gunk!), and can be safely stored with other actual silicone toys. It\u2019s compatible with <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fwater%2Dbased%2Dlubricants%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">water-based<\/a> and oil-based lubes.<\/p>\n<p>The Laguna Beach Lover\u2019s tongue is 3.5 inches long, and 1.5 inches wide (that\u2019s about two of my fingers at its girthiest point.) The silicone is soft and semi-flexible, with tread-like texturing everywhere but the tip. The LBL\u2019s handle is rigid but has a powdery-soft silicone finish.<\/p>\n<p>My biggest complaint about the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fcalifornia%2Ddreaming%2Dlaguna%2Dbeach%2Dlover%2Dsilicone%2Dwaterproof%2Dclitoral%2Dvibrator%2Dby%2Dcalexotics%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Laguna Beach Lover<\/a> is the reflective plastic detailing on the handle. It creates a seam that lube and vag juice can get into. At least it\u2019s waterproof, which \u2013 in addition to making bath time fun \u2013 makes it less harrowing to wash.<\/p>\n<p>The Laguna Beach Lover offers two forms of stimulation: vibration, and tongue wagging. You can use both simultaneously, or one at a time. There are 3 buttons to control the functions: power on\/off, tongue, vibrations. Thank you, <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fsearch%2Ephp%3Fsearch%5Fquery%3Dcalifornia%2520dreaming%26page%3D1%26limit%3D56%26sort%3Drelevance%26brand%3D21%26section%3Dproduct&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">CalExotics<\/a>, for giving us multiple buttons!<\/p>\n<p>What does the LBL\u2019s tongue action look like? I\u2019m all about demo videos lately, so:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover Licking Demo (Review in the description!)\" width=\"750\" height=\"422\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/3Eeo6CgISvg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Look at that. It flaps like a robotic penguin!<\/p>\n<p>Maybe that doesn\u2019t look\/sound particularly\u2026 erotic, to you. But toy tech isn\u2019t advanced enough to fluidly imitate an enticingly undulating tongue, especially at this price point. \u201cFlapping\u201d is as close as 2020 is gonna get to letting us sit on Tom Hardy\u2019s Symbiote-masked face, or to being thoroughly fucked by a <a title=\"A Timely Ode to Tentacles (and Where You Can Get Some of Your Own)\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/10\/04\/a-timely-ode-to-tentacles-and-where-you-can-get-some-of-your-own\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">sentient tentacle monster<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll take what I can get. Enthusiastically.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"what_does_the_laguna_beach_lover_feel_like_internally\"><\/span><em><strong>what does the laguna beach lover feel like internally?<\/strong><\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>First, I want to talk about my favorite way of using the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fcalifornia%2Ddreaming%2Dlaguna%2Dbeach%2Dlover%2Dsilicone%2Dwaterproof%2Dclitoral%2Dvibrator%2Dby%2Dcalexotics%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Laguna Beach Lover<\/a>: internally. My vaginismus has gotten worse lately, so I wasn\u2019t able to test it firsthand. Luckily I <a title=\"When You Risk Your Genitals for the One You Love: An Interview With Buster LeBeau\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/02\/01\/when-you-risk-your-genitals-for-the-one-you-love-an-interview-with-buster-lebeau\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">have a co-tester<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>The tongue has 3 wagging speeds. Both internally and externally, the highest speed is the only one that gets any use from us. The first 2 just don\u2019t create enough friction\/movement for our bodies, especially for penetration.<\/p>\n<p>The LBL automatically turns on to the last function used, which I usually find annoying because gradually escalating speeds is how most folks masturbate. But since we only use the one wagging mode, it actually saves us time.<\/p>\n<p>The tongue itself is flexible, medium-firm, and flat like a tongue. In fact, if not for its length and density, it feels pretty similar to an actual tongue. You can lean into that effect by warming the tongue\u2019s silicone in hot (not boiling!) water before use.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4019\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_01-300x189.png\" alt=\"A close-up of the Laguna Beach Lover's handle.\" width=\"620\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_01-300x189.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_01-1024x647.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_01-768x485.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_01-1536x970.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The handle is comfortable to hold, and the buttons are easy to feel out and press. They light up when clicked. It\u2019s wide enough that my partner Buster can hold the toy between their thighs and use it hands-free (three cheers for being fat!)<\/p>\n<p>Some self-thrusting toys we\u2019ve tried don\u2019t have the muscle to keep moving when firmly gripped by a vagina. To my surprise, the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fcalifornia%2Ddreaming%2Dlaguna%2Dbeach%2Dlover%2Dsilicone%2Dwaterproof%2Dclitoral%2Dvibrator%2Dby%2Dcalexotics%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">CalExotics Laguna Beach Lover<\/a>\u2019s mild flaps keep on flappin\u2019, as long as Buster\u2019s careful not to indulge pre-orgasm clenching. If you have powerful pelvic floor muscles, you might have to remind yourself not to strangle this modest motor.<\/p>\n<p>I prefer to fuck my partner with the Laguna Beach Lover rather than leave it still. In order for Buster to fully appreciate the toy\u2019s motion, I have to fuck them <em>slowly<\/em>. If I thrust too fast, the lapping sensation gets lost in the friction. Slowly drawing the toy in and out allows them to feel each robotic sweep of the tongue. The silicone is soft and flexible, so it doesn\u2019t feel pokey, even on inward thrusts.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4022\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_03-300x189.png\" alt=\"A white person's hand holding the Laguna Beach Lover upright.\" width=\"620\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_03-300x189.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_03-1024x647.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_03-768x485.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_03-1536x970.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Once inside, it\u2019s not a super noisy toy (its mechanical whines aren\u2019t as bad as the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/07\/21\/review-lush-iris-thrusting-rabbit-vibrator-with-clitoral-pulsation-by-blush-novelties\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Lush Iris Rabbit<\/a>), but it\u2019s not discreet either.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"the_laguna_beach_lover_as_an_oral_sex_simulator\"><\/span><em><strong>the laguna beach lover as an oral sex simulator\u00a0<\/strong><\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p>The <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fcalifornia%2Ddreaming%2Dlaguna%2Dbeach%2Dlover%2Dsilicone%2Dwaterproof%2Dclitoral%2Dvibrator%2Dby%2Dcalexotics%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover<\/a>\u2019s tongue is bigger and squishier than my other favorite licking toy, the <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/03\/23\/review-fantasy-for-her-her-ultimate-pleasure-oral-sex-simulator-by-pipedream-luxury-edition\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Pipedream Ultimate Pleasure<\/a>. Its gentle texture and pliability make it fun to use even when the toy is off. To take my time when reading or watching porn, I\u2019ll <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fwater%2Dbased%2Dlubricants%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">drizzle some lube<\/a> on the tongue and rub it over my clit, imitating a much slower, more pressing lick than the toy\u2019s mechanized flapping can manage on their own.<\/p>\n<p>The flapping is admittedly unwieldy to use on my clit. The tongue is long and its swings are wide \u2013 not ideal for focusing on a relatively small part of my junk. But I still use it that way, and often. I\u2019m a determined masturbator.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4033\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_06-300x186.png\" alt=\"A close-up of the Laguna Beach Lover.\" width=\"620\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_06-300x186.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_06-1024x636.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_06-768x477.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_06-1536x955.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>To get the best results from the licking function, I make sure it\u2019s lube-slicked and turn it so I can use the narrow side of the tongue on my clit. The tongue\u2019s wet, steady swipes work me over like a sexy windshield wiper. I know that sounds weird, but I find the sleek friction really pleasurable.<\/p>\n<p>There are 10 vibration settings: 3 steady power levels, and 7 patterns. The vibrations are mild and decidedly buzzy (boo.) I\u2019m not usually a fan of patterns, but when paired with the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fcalifornia%2Ddreaming%2Dlaguna%2Dbeach%2Dlover%2Dsilicone%2Dwaterproof%2Dclitoral%2Dvibrator%2Dby%2Dcalexotics%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Laguna Beach Lover<\/a>\u2019s flapping, several of the consistent pulsation patterns actually add to the sense of movement. I love that extra zing.<\/p>\n<p>There are numerous ways to use the tongue, if you don\u2019t mind adjusting how you hold the handle. I like to angle the tongue tip under or beside my clit to let it literally \u201cflick the bean,\u201d or use the flat side to smack\/lap my clit. When I\u2019m especially wet and masturbating while sitting at my desk, these two techniques come pretty close to feeling like inexperienced but earnest oral sex. It\u2019s a semi-rigid and slow motion version, but still. It feels <em>good<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-4030\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_02-300x189.png\" alt=\"A white person's hand holding up the Laguna Beach Lover to show off its thin side.\" width=\"620\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_02-300x189.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_02-1024x647.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_02-768x485.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_02-1536x970.png 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Is it my <em>favorite<\/em> tongue toy for clitoral use? No. <a href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2020\/03\/23\/review-fantasy-for-her-her-ultimate-pleasure-oral-sex-simulator-by-pipedream-luxury-edition\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">I still prefer the Ultimate Pleasure<\/a> even if it feels less \u201creal.\u201d The Ultimate Pleasure\u2019s smaller tongue and narrower range of motion make it easier to target and maintain friction on my clit. I like intensity and pressure (I love the <a title=\"Answering 5 Questions about the Zumio X Clitoral Stimulator\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/14\/answering-5-questions-about-the-zumio-x-clitoral-stimulator\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Zumio<\/a>, after all), and the Laguna Beach Lover\u2019s approach is far more lax. But the LBL is half the price, deliciously effective internally, and sometimes lax is exactly what you need.<\/p>\n<p>The LBL\u2019s marketing claims that you only get \u201cup to 45 minutes\u201d of function when you use the toy on high. That seems like a lowball estimate to me. I\u2019ve never had this toy die on me, and I\u2019m pretty forgetful about topping off the charge between uses. Time is extra hazy these days, but I feel like the Laguna Beach Lover lasts twice that.<\/p>\n<h4><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"final_thoughts_on_the_laguna_beach_lover\"><\/span><em><strong>final thoughts on the laguna beach lover<\/strong><\/em><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h4>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-4024\" src=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_09-300x277.png\" alt=\"The Laguna Beach Lover sitting in an alcoholic drink with a mini umbrella.\" width=\"350\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_09-300x277.png 300w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_09-1024x945.png 1024w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_09-768x709.png 768w, https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/09\/shevibe_lagunabeachlover_09.png 1788w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/>I really like this toy. With the premature death of my Pipedream Fun Tongue, the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fcalifornia%2Ddreaming%2Dlaguna%2Dbeach%2Dlover%2Dsilicone%2Dwaterproof%2Dclitoral%2Dvibrator%2Dby%2Dcalexotics%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">Laguna Beach Lover<\/a> is the only option in my toy box for when I\u2019m wanting soft, broad licks.<\/p>\n<p>If <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fsearch%2Ephp%3Fsearch%5Fquery%3Dcalifornia%2520dreaming%26page%3D1%26limit%3D56%26sort%3Drelevance%26brand%3D21%26section%3Dproduct&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">CalExotics<\/a> wants to come out with another version with a shorter tongue and another speed, my clit would be indebted to them. (Buster would like one that\u2019s thicker to better imitate being fucked by a tentacle, thank youuu!)<\/p>\n<p>Would <em>you<\/em> like this toy? Probably not if you prefer girthy insertables, <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fthe%2Dvelvet%2Dthruster%2Dmini%2Dteddy%2Dtx%2Dultra%2Dpowerful%2Dthrusting%2Dsilicone%2Ddildo%2Dmint%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">vigorous thrusting<\/a>, or super pinpoint stimulation.<\/p>\n<p>But if you\u2019re a fan of friction directly on your clit \u2013 like finger rubbing or firm licks \u2013 and you don\u2019t need strong and\/or rumbly vibrations? If you like the sensation of rocking a dildo up and down rather than thrusting, or the languid waving of fingers inside you? If you wanna fuck Venom and you\u2019re willing to take what you can get? You might love this toy.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s hoping that everything \u2013 including <a title=\"Best\/Worst Oral Sex Simulators: Reviewing &amp; Rating Sex Toys That Lick, Flick &amp; Flutter\" href=\"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2021\/09\/18\/best-worst-oral-sex-simulators-reviewing-rating-sex-toys-that-lick-flick-flutter\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">oral sex simulators<\/a> \u2013 gets better in 2021.<\/p>\n<p>You can find the <a href=\"https:\/\/shareasale.com\/r.cfm?b=1624116&amp;u=3636866&amp;m=101452&amp;urllink=shevibe%2Ecom%2Fcalifornia%2Ddreaming%2Dlaguna%2Dbeach%2Dlover%2Dsilicone%2Dwaterproof%2Dclitoral%2Dvibrator%2Dby%2Dcalexotics%2F&amp;afftrack=\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\">California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover<\/a> on SheVibe.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Thank you, SheVibe, for sending me the CalExotics California Dreaming Laguna Beach Lover Clitoral Vibrator in exchange for an honest review.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>This post includes affiliate links. 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