{"id":3007,"date":"2019-12-06T20:47:24","date_gmt":"2019-12-06T20:47:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=3007"},"modified":"2020-10-25T17:39:10","modified_gmt":"2020-10-25T17:39:10","slug":"review-moan-lnir-avengers-thor-dildo-by-geeky-sex-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2019\/12\/06\/review-moan-lnir-avengers-thor-dildo-by-geeky-sex-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: M\u00f6an-lnir Avengers Thor Dildo by Geeky Sex Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"

Forged in the heart of an indie sex toy studio<\/a>, the mighty hammer M\u00f6an-lnir<\/a> has no equal. It can be a weapon to destroy holes, or a tool to build to glorious orgasm. It is a fit companion for a naughty nerd.<\/p>\n

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[Description: A hammer-shaped sex toy seated in a decorative pedestal. It’s sitting on the top of an old wall, with tangled greenery all around it.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>Sent to me earlier in the year by Geeky Sex Toys<\/a>, M\u00f6an-lnir is modeled after Thor\u2019s thunder-summoning weapon of comics and MCU fame. It\u2019s made of body-safe silicone. If you\u2019re unfamiliar with silicone, it\u2019s one of the few sex toy materials that\u2019s non-porous, can be sanitized, and lasts so long humankind hasn\u2019t yet found an expiration date.<\/p>\n

M\u00f6an-lnir<\/a> is over 9 inches tall and weighs a hefty 1.4 pounds. Its 7 inch shaft\/handle is 1.6 inches in diameter, just a tiny bit above average. However, because the silicone is pretty rigid (it\u2019s a fuckin\u2019 hammer<\/em>), it feels much girthier in use.<\/p>\n

Yes, in use<\/em>. You can fuck yourself with the power of Thor. For Asgard!<\/p>\n

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[Description: A gif of Thor holding Mjolnir and smiling breathlessly. Source<\/a>.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>M\u00f6an-lnir joins the rest of Geeky Sex Toys\u2019 Indulgers line<\/a>. The Indulgers include the Arse Reactor<\/a>, the Incredible Dong<\/a>, the Infinity Fist<\/a>, and more. They\u2019re currently lacking a Captain Marvel toy (among others), which seems like a wasted opportunity considering the size of the Carol Corps. (A dildo in the McKelvie costume colors would be amazing\u2026)<\/p>\n

geeky sex toys m\u00f6an-lnir design<\/em><\/h4>\n

Because it\u2019s not super thick M\u00f6an-lnir<\/a>\u2019s firm silicone shaft\/handle has some flexibility to it. Not so much that it can be bent in half, but it\u2019s not, like, an unyielding steel rod. The tip is bulbous and oblong, providing a textureless and satisfying initial pop<\/em> before transitioning into choppy but smooth ridges down the shaft.<\/p>\n

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[Description: M\u00f6an-lnir laying on its side, angled to show its handle. A natural lens flare beams across the shot.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>M\u00f6an-lnir\u2019s base is not<\/em> flexible. Its solidity and heft makes it an oversized grip that\u2019s easy to hold between your thighs for hands-free use, or to weigh the toy down enough to straddle it with a little less rocking. Just like with the handle, Geeky Sex Toys added small features to keep the head from looking too plain. The ends taper down to look more hammer-like, and their logo is etched into its face.<\/p>\n

The coloration of M\u00f6an-lnir\u2019s head is what really makes this toy pop. Subtly glittery shades of silver are marbled to give the appearance of dark veins branching across the toy\u2019s surface, like variations in magically forged metal. Contrastly, the handle is a flat brown. I love that this lets the hammer head remain the focus.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s important to note that Thor\u2019s hammer in the MCU is nearly twice as tall and like five times as heavy. M\u00f6an-lnir is not a 1:1 replica, nor is it trying to be. It\u2019s a dildo!<\/p>\n

experiencing m\u00f6an-lnir \u26a1 val..hal..la, i. am. comm~ii~iinngg!
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[Description: The hammer sitting on its head with its shaft pointing up ramrod straight.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>Usually my partner Buster \u2013 who is the stunt cunt for penetration reviews because I have vaginismus \u2013 prefers their dildos big and squishy. But M\u00f6an-lnir<\/a>\u2019s source material calls for a hard toy, and Buster was more than willing to set aside preferences for the sake of thematic cohesion.<\/p>\n

As it turns out, they do<\/em> like hard dildos. At least when they\u2019re modeled after Thor\u2019s hammer.<\/p>\n

M\u00f6an-lnir\u2019s finish is kinda matte, meaning it can be draggy even with lube. (Stick to water-based lubes and coconut oil, since silicone lubes can fuck up silicone toys.) The tip, while rounded and wider than the rest of the shaft, has a subtle taper to it that allows for easier insertion. In use, the shaft\/handle\u2019s snubbed tip prevents it from being a cervix-poking spear.<\/p>\n

The ridges on the shaft aren\u2019t just decorative finger grips. They provide a wave of bumps during thrusting. Buster found them to be pleasant but not as pronounced of a pop as, say, the Uberrime Aqua King<\/a>\u2019s head notches. Still, if you\u2019re not a fan of texture (or you\u2019re not ready\/aroused), this probably isn\u2019t the fuckable hammer for you.<\/p>\n

Thrusting M\u00f6an-lnir is both easier and harder than thrusting a normal dildo. The hammer head certainly provides an effortless grip\u2026 but it\u2019s bulky, so my fingers and wrist tire out faster. The head was more appreciated as a hands-free mount, gripped by Buster\u2019s thighs so they could grind at their leisure. And since Buster prefers using the M\u00f6an-lnir<\/a> for grinding over thrusting, this works out great for us. Grinding with M\u00f6an-lnir is pleasurable because its ridges provide just enough internal petting to keep the experience stimulating.<\/p>\n

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[Description: The toy as viewed from above, with its rippled handle pointed towards the camera. There’s dew beaded on the silicone.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>You can\u2019t use M\u00f6an-lnir in a harness (that\u2019s a job for HawkAss<\/a> or Spider-Dildo<\/a>), but it is<\/em> anal safe because of the hammer head\u2019s wide flare.<\/p>\n

geeky sex toys m\u00f6an-lnir as an impact toy<\/em><\/h4>\n

Buster and I have been dreaming about mallets for impact play for most of 2019. (I blame Kate Sloan<\/a>.) So of course we\u2019ve used M\u00f6an-lnir<\/a>! Its solid silicone delivers a sinking, bruising thud!<\/em> that has way more depth than our usual impact toys. The ache is deep and inescapable. Essentially, it feels like getting punched by someone who knows what they\u2019re doing.<\/p>\n

If you turn the hammer and use its flat side instead, the impact feels more like a traditional paddle with a lot of extra weight to its strike.<\/p>\n

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[Description: A gif of Thor saying, “It’s all in the swing.” Source<\/a>.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>The only real downside to using M\u00f6an-lnir as an impact toy is that its handle\/shaft is juuust flexible enough that the hammer wobbles in your grip. This can take me out of the moment sometimes (especially when role playing) but since I\u2019m aware of it, it doesn\u2019t hurt my aim. (I do have to be mindful of it bouncing back.)<\/p>\n

I definitely wouldn\u2019t recommend it as someone\u2019s first impact experience. It hurts a bunch!<\/p>\n

role playing with m\u00f6an-lnir<\/em><\/h4>\n

Obviously, M\u00f6an-lnir isn\u2019t meant to be a perfect replica for vanilla cosplaying or larping purposes. But for sexy role play and\/or sex work like camming? It gets the job done. (Well. Besides sometimes wobbling like a Roger Rabbit prop when you\u2019re brandishing it.)<\/p>\n

I love how Geeky Sex Toys\u2019 themed products<\/a> don\u2019t just help normalize sex toys, they help inspire playful sex. Buster and I started utilizing role play in the bedroom almost as soon as we started fucking, and it\u2019s allowed us to do all kinds of hilarious and kinky things<\/a>. The MCU is a frequent playground of ours, but M\u00f6an-lnir<\/a> let us get even more creative.<\/p>\n

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[Description: The toy standing upright in its decorative pedestal. A natural lens flare is shining rainbow-prismed across the shot.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>Thor can be pretty tender, but he\u2019s also shown to be impulsive and sometimes aggressive. This sometimes played into how we used M\u00f6an-lnir. For pretend angry sex, M\u00f6an-lnir\u2019s firm handle is the perfect brutal tool for (consensual) rough fucking. M\u00f6an-lnir is also fun to use with feigned carelessness, its firm silicone wedging hard and deep with thoughtlessly cruel thrusts.<\/p>\n

I especially liked playing with it for bondage purposes. Because only those who are worthy of wielding it can lift it, placing it on top of another character renders them immobile.<\/p>\n

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[Description: A gif of Thor advancing on Loki and pinning him down with Mjolnir.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>And placing it inside<\/em> of someone? Means they can\u2019t move their hips around for further sexual relief. Edging is fun<\/em>.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s been delightful playing around with these concepts as part of scenes. Almost<\/em> as delightful as booming out Thor lines. (I\u2019d apologize to my neighbors but they all voted for Trump anyway. Loud scene reenactments? ANOTHER!)<\/p>\n

how long does it take for geeky sex toys to arrive?<\/em><\/h4>\n

Geeky Sex Toys<\/a> is an Australia-based company that does all of their own designing and a majority of their own manufacturing. Toys are generally made to order. Because they\u2019re handmade, colorations can vary, and it takes a few days after you place an order for it to ship.<\/p>\n

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[Description: A gif of Darcy pointing at a soaring Mjolnir and yelling, “Myuh-myuh!” Source<\/a>.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>It can take up to 3 weeks for packages to arrive in the US, mostly because of customs. However, M\u00f6an-lnir<\/a> only took 6 days. March\u2019s delivery of Dix the Destroyer<\/a> only took a little longer than that, about a week and a half. Our GST packages were delivered right to our door in discreet white boxes from \u201cGeeky Enterprises\u201d. The customs label says the box contains \u201cfigurines\u201d.<\/p>\n

M\u00f6an-lnir came with a silicone pedestal for display, cotton drawstring storage bag, and a care sheet designed like a comic book page.<\/p>\n

final thoughts on geeky sex toys\u2019 m\u00f6an-lnir<\/em><\/h4>\n
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[Description: M\u00f6an-lnir propped up on its side, as viewed from above.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>M\u00f6an-lnir was actually the first Geeky Sex Toys<\/a> product I asked to review, but some things came up and we decided to try Dix first. I love Drax, but as a huge fan of Thor, M\u00f6an-lnir<\/a> has always been my favorite Geeky Sex Toys design. I\u2019m so glad it lived up to my expectations!<\/p>\n

This is a very well-made toy. Though I\u2019ve complained about the hammer wobbling when you wave it around, that bit of give is actually appreciated. It prevents M\u00f6an-lnir from being too hard and no fun to fuck.<\/p>\n

Still, if you\u2019re not a fan of firm, textured dildos? Mnewmnew is not for youyou. (Unless, like Buster, you\u2019re willing to set aside preference for the novelty.) I also wouldn\u2019t recommend it as someone\u2019s first ever toy, because although it\u2019s not much larger than average, its dense silicone and ridges would be intense for unpracticed holes.<\/p>\n

M\u00f6an-lnir is a fun role play prop that begs to be played with as soon as you pick it up \u2013 but it\u2019s also a solid sex toy that carries the thunder god theme through the sex itself.<\/p>\n

If you want to harness the power of Thor for yourself, you can find M\u00f6an-lnir exclusively<\/em> on Geeky Sex Toys<\/a> for $110 USD. Get 5% off your order with code BETTY at checkout.<\/p>\n

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Thank you, Geeky Sex Toys<\/a>, for sending me the M\u00f6an-lnir Avengers Thor Dildo in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links were used in this post.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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