{"id":2184,"date":"2019-07-03T19:08:58","date_gmt":"2019-07-03T19:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=2184"},"modified":"2019-07-03T19:08:58","modified_gmt":"2019-07-03T19:08:58","slug":"review-the-realm-draken-silicone-dragon-dildo-drago-lock-on-sword-handle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2019\/07\/03\/review-the-realm-draken-silicone-dragon-dildo-drago-lock-on-sword-handle\/","title":{"rendered":"Review: The Realm Draken Silicone Dragon Dildo & Drago Lock On Sword Handle"},"content":{"rendered":"
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[Description: A sword dildo propped against a box that reads The Realm. The dildo is blue and heavily textured with ridges and bumps, and the sword handle is an aged bronze with dragon hands on the ends of its guard. It’s sitting on a wood table.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>To me, my D&D pervs, GoT survivors, and sword lesbians!<\/p>\n

I summon you here today to talk about one thing that is actually two things<\/a>: the Drago Lock On Sword Handle<\/a> and the Draken Fantasy Dragon Dildo<\/a> attachment, both made by Blush Novelties and sent to me by Peepshow Toys.<\/p>\n

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[Description: A white person’s hand holding the dildo sword up beside a partially wooden wall and a cheeky crescent moon hanging.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>Crafted for nerds of all kinds, the Realm sword \u2013 sold separately and as a bundle<\/a> \u2013 is no gag gift (though it can be given with humor.) It\u2019s a sturdy, body safe fucksword<\/em>, with interchangeable dildo attachments.<\/p>\n

Though The Realm is a new line<\/a>, Draken isn\u2019t the only dildo that can be paired with the Drago sword handle. There are currently three other dildos, all of which are realistic, light-skinned phalluses with a cartoonish aesthetic. Peepshow Toys carries the 7.5 Inch Realistic<\/a>, which you can also get in a bundle<\/a>.<\/p>\n

There are plans to expand the collection in the future with additional lock on attachments, and I\u2019m keeping my fingers crossed for floggers and paddles. And, you know, some non-white dicks.<\/p>\n

what\u2019s this lock on thing about?<\/em><\/h4>\n

Lock on systems like The Realm<\/a>\u2019s offer folks versatility. Rather than selling multiple full-size swords with matching handles, Blush only makes you pay for the handle once, and you can buy and swap out attachments<\/a> as you please. Not up to fucking a dragon<\/a> tonight? Pop on that 7.5 Inch Realistic instead!<\/p>\n

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[Description: The Draken Dildo detached from the Drago Sword Handle, exposing the hole and plug that connects them.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>Pairing the Drago Sword Handle<\/a> with your chosen dildo is simple. For those unfamiliar with this kind of attachment system, it goes like this:<\/p>\n
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  1. Slather water-based lube (like my beloved Sliquid Sassy<\/a>) or grocery store cornstarch either on the handle\u2019s lock-on peg, or inside the dildo attachment\u2019s receiving hole.<\/li>\n
  2. Push them together while making slight twisting motions. To lessen your chance of air getting caught, give the attachment a squeeze as you first impale it on the handle. (Just keep in mind that this also creates a stronger seal.)<\/li>\n
  3. When you\u2019re done playing, wriggle the attachment free with gentle but firm<\/em> twist-pull gestures. Make sure to thoroughly rinse the lube or cornstarch off the toys, and let them dry before storing them.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Attaching and detaching the dildo can be mildly straining, so if you\u2019re not the designated pickle jar opener in your house, be prepared to make a couple funny faces.. for Asgard!<\/p>\n

    the drago lock on sword handle design\u00a0<\/em><\/h4>\n

    The Drago Lock On Sword Handle<\/a> is bronze-painted polyurethane. It\u2019s over 11 inches tall and its dragon-headed guard has a 7-inch wingspan. There\u2019s some pointy parts to its design that I wouldn\u2019t want to accidentally step on (or inadvertently jam into someone\u2019s thigh.) Given its proximity to people\u2019s junk, I wish they\u2019d gone with a sleeker dragon design and\/or a downward-curved guard\u2026 but the handle itself isn\u2019t sharp<\/em> \u2013 or it isn\u2019t intended<\/em> to be, anyway.<\/p>\n

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    [Description: A close-up of the sword handle. The pummel is squat and triangular, the hilt has a crisscrossing wrap, and the guard has a coat of arms in the center.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>Sadly Drago is a little rough around the edges, literally. It appears 3D-printed, and has the subtle lining to prove it. All over the toy there are tiny unintentional dimples and pockets made by air bubbles in the manufacturing process. These blemishes kinda add to the Drago Sword Handle\u2019s charm since the (awesome) paintjob implies it\u2019s an aged weapon, but unfortunately the edges of some divots are sharp. That\u2019s fine for something on display, but for sex?<\/p>\n
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    [Description: The sword hilt as seen from above. The lock on peg has gouging on it; there’s an unintentional recess at the top of the guard; and there are many air bubble holes.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>In terms of aesthetic, I like the Drago Sword Handle<\/a>\u2019s fairly versatile appearance. It doesn\u2019t lean too heavily towards any one particular fantasy property; its sneering dragon heads and crossed sword coat of arms wouldn\u2019t look amiss in Hyrule, the Seven Kingdoms, Eternia, or the unnamed kingdom in Dragon\u2019s Lair. This gives dirty LARPers a lot of room to play!<\/p>\n

    Unfortunately, my Drago Sword Handle had more than some printing dimples and a dragon\u2019s head fringe to contend with. When it first arrived, it reeked so powerfully of something like rubbing alcohol that I had to set it on my patio table for a few days to dull the smell. If I put my face too close to it now, I can still catch a vague whiff.<\/p>\n

    I reached out to a few fellow bloggers but nobody else had this issue. I also reached out to Blush Novelties via social media, and they checked in on their handles and found that while there\u2019s a scent, it was nothing as strong as mine (and it dissipates.) The materials comply with the same safety standards as kid\u2019s toys. (They also noted that the handles aren\u2019t intended for insertion, and at first I giggled \u2013 but then I realized that some of y\u2019all might try it<\/em>, so here I am saying: do not fuck the sword handle<\/strong>.)<\/p>\n

    the draken fantasy dragon dildo design<\/em><\/h4>\n
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    [Description: A close-up of Draken as seen from over top of its tip.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>Draken<\/a> is a firm yet bendy, texture-wrapped dragon phallus in moody, broody blue. It\u2019s 1.75 inches in diameter and over 7 inches tall, putting it in the slightly-above-average size range. (Modest, for a dragon! Although its density can make it seem girthier to those who usually prefer a softer toy.) It has a thin, harness-compatible base, and a hole for lock-on compatibility.<\/p>\n

    I wouldn\u2019t necessarily call this a g\/p-spot dildo \u2013 those tend to have bigger heads or curved shafts to make sure you\u2019re stroking in the right places \u2013 but its texturing makes up for this if you tilt the toy when thrusting.<\/p>\n

    Draken\u2019s design is.. really weird! It\u2019s got oval eye-like scales, corded ridges, leathery skin texturing, and a fairly anatomically correct head (you know, with artistic deviations.) There\u2019s a lot going on with the design and I don\u2019t know if I necessarily think it blends cohesively, but that\u2019s all subjective. Perhaps you enjoy your dragons visually arresting. I personally would have loved to see the eye scales on their own, separate monster dil design. Many Eyes Blue Dragon!<\/p>\n

    experiencing the draken fantasy dragon dildo\u00a0<\/em><\/h4>\n

    The Draken Fantasy Dragon Dildo<\/a> is definitely a dildo you\u2019re going to want to use lube<\/a> with. And if you don\u2019t love texture \u2013 and I mean really, really<\/em> love it \u2013 this is not<\/em> the dildo for you.<\/p>\n

    Because there\u2019s very little squish to the silicone, Draken\u2019s texturing really stands out in use. (Especially when compared to our other monster dick favorites like Dix and Frank\u2019s Monster, which have softer surfaces.) My partner Buster \u2013 stunt cunt extraordinaire \u2013 enjoyed all the bumps, swells, and scales, but only when we used the Draken for fast, shallow thrusting.<\/p>\n

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    [Description: The conjoined Drago Sword Handle and Draken Dragon Dildo<\/a> laying on a wood table.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>When fucking Draken in at an angle, the texturing thoroughly massaged Buster\u2019s urethral sponge. This provided a flurry of diverse sensation that they could feel even when pairing the Draken with a wand vibrator. So while I might find the hodgepodge of varied texturing less than appetizing visually, I can\u2019t argue with the results. The head was particularly noticeable, with its firm crown and prominently entrenched slit pushing and dragging with each short thrust.<\/p>\n

    Buster wasn\u2019t a fan of using the Draken Fantasy Dragon Dildo<\/a> for hard, deep thrusts \u2013 the denseness of the silicone made it a bit of a battering ram. But dragon-slaying is a brutal business; for some, this will be a point of interest.<\/p>\n

    Although made to top the Drago sword handle<\/a>, Draken fits just fine in a harness. Though I\u2019ve found that the depth of the lock-on hole does take away from the shaft\u2019s stability since the lack of core in the bottom half can make it fold under strain. If you have a Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock compatible harness, the Draken will fit the peg perfectly<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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    [Description: The Draken laying across a wood table. Its shaft is defined by dense, scale-crinkled texturing and ridges.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>The hole can also be used to turn the Draken into a vibrating dildo. I found that both the We-Vibe Tango<\/a> and the Exposed Nocturnal<\/a> will fit; just make sure to leave plenty of room to grip and pull them back out. A drip of lube<\/a> is also helpful!<\/p>\n

    experiencing the drago lock on sword handle<\/em><\/h4>\n

    Before actually using the Draken and Drago paired as intended<\/a>, I thought their proportions were a little silly. A sword \u201cblade\u201d that\u2019s the same length as its hilt? Kinda weird, right? I felt that \u2013 even though additional length wouldn\u2019t be used by most consumers \u2013 the dildo should be longer.<\/p>\n

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    [Description: A close-up of the sword handle.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>But I was wrong! Even at its current size, the Realm combo<\/a> is tricky for me to control. I\u2019m constantly clamoring for dildo handles, but this hilt\u2019s rigidity compared to Draken\u2019s medium-firm silicone made the pair unwieldy. It was impossible to feel the inner contours of my partner\u2019s body (as I do when holding the dildo itself), so my thrusts became even clumsier than normal. This was exacerbated by trying to avoid accidentally poking Buster\u2019s thick thighs with the handle\u2019s dragon-headed guard.<\/p>\n

    If you\u2019re intending to use these toys in tandem, I suggest turning the handle so the guard is vertical, and keeping your thrusts at a consistent angle. Veer off path and you might jab your lover in a way they don\u2019t like!<\/p>\n

    My favorite way to utilize the Drago Sword Handle<\/a> was to instead have my partner hold it with their heels, or prop it on the bed or against the wall. Watching them fuck themself by hand was good nerdy fun and deeply erotic too \u2013 the Realm toys are going to make some excellent props for nudes and porn.<\/p>\n

    final thoughts on the realm lock on bundle<\/em><\/h4>\n

    The Realm Sword Bundle<\/a> is for those of us who live life at the mercy of matching dice; who stand still in the woods and hear the soothing echo of an ocarina; who are still reading Oglaf after all these years. Blush Novelties could have made these toys as a joke but instead went to great lengths to provide a visually interesting, fully functional product that\u2019ll make your binge buddies laugh, but is still built to fuck the hell out of you and\/or your partner(s). They even created packaging worthy to join the overworked particle board of your collectibles shelf \u2013 as it would mine, if my RV had the room.<\/p>\n

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    [Description: The Draken standing in its package, sitting on the edge of a cement ledge.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>We live in a time where nerdy interests are a mainstream pursuit. It\u2019s delightful to see that manifest in the sex toy industry as well.<\/p>\n

    Now, as to whether or not $80 USD is a reasonable price for a printer-pockmarked handle<\/a>\u2026 I guess that depends on how lucrative your recent dungeon crawls have been. At least the handle\/dildo bundle saves you a nice chunk of gold \u2013 otherwise, I don\u2019t think I\u2019d recommend the indulgence if you weren\u2019t already sold on it for the novelty.<\/p>\n

    The Draken Dildo<\/a> ($40 USD) on its own, however, I give a pretty enthusiastic \u201cgo for it\u201d \u2013 with some caveats, as usual. You\u2019ll need to prefer your dildos on the firmer side and your textures intense<\/em>, because Draken is a conqueror of kingdoms and gentles itself for no one. And if you\u2019re not interested in sword play, its lock-on cavity can fit a bullet vibe to turn your dragon into a vibrator.<\/p>\n

    I\u2019m excited to see what treasures will be added to The Realm<\/a>. Hopefully, some inclusive cocks, impact toys, and additional uniquely textured monster cocks are on the way \u2013 I\u2019ll have my hilt at the ready.<\/p>\n

    You can find your Realm goodies at Peepshow Toys: the Draken Lock On Dragon Dildo<\/a> ($40 USD), the Drago Lock On Sword Handle ($80 USD), or get them both at a discount with the Realm Draken Dildo Sword Bundle<\/a> ($100 USD.) Note that these are the prices at the time of this writing, and may fluctuate.<\/p>\n

    Want to save even more? Use code \u201cbetty\u201d at checkout<\/strong> to get 10% off your order<\/strong>!<\/p>\n

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    Thank you, Peepshow Toys, for sending me the Draken\/Drago combo in exchange for an honest review. Affiliate links were used in this post.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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