{"id":1338,"date":"2018-10-16T21:08:40","date_gmt":"2018-10-16T21:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2024-07-11T20:05:09","modified_gmt":"2024-07-11T20:05:09","slug":"halloween-sex-toys-you-can-buy-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bettybutch.com\/index.php\/2018\/10\/16\/halloween-sex-toys-you-can-buy-online\/","title":{"rendered":"Body-Safe Sex Toys for Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"

Happy Halloween, sex positive pals!<\/p>\n

While it\u2019s not quite time to don your (hopefully not racist) costumes, it\u2019s never too early to deck the halls with spiderwebs and motion-sensitive nasties \u2013 and it\u2019s never the wrong time to bring Halloween into the bedroom. From monstrous dildos to frightfully fun bondage, there are plenty of tricksy treats for adults to be found\u2026 and you don\u2019t even have to leave the house to get them!<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s a bunch of body-safe, Halloween-themed sex toys you can buy online\u00a0\ud83c\udf83<\/p>\n

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Geeky Sex Toys<\/a> (Various, $30-$85 USD)<\/strong><\/h4>\n

If you\u2019re looking for Halloween-specific gear, Geeky Sex Toys has an entire line of toys that are both spooky and sweet. The collection includes a paddle modeled after a headstone<\/a>, a cockring skull<\/a>, and a jackolantern butt plug<\/a> \u2013 but the bagful of treats doesn’t stop there! Geeky Sex Toys also carries a Jack’o’Lantern ballgag<\/a> that\u2019s perfect for a partner that sneaks all the good<\/em> candy behind your back, leaving you nothing but Fireballs and a burning desire for (consensual, negotiated) revenge.<\/p>\n

Check out the full trove of goodies<\/a>, and take your pick. If you don\u2019t make an order in time for the holiday, don\u2019t break into a cold sweat, my ghoul! These toys are permanent fixtures in the Geek Sex Toy shop.<\/p>\n

(And? You can get 5% off your order with my discount code: betty)<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Orange Sex Toys (Various, $24-110 USD)<\/h4>\n

If asked what colors best represent Halloween, most people would probably answer: orange and black. Rightly so! But while black sex toys are easy to find, orange is a rarer color. In fact, most colors outside of pink, purple, and black, are an anomaly.<\/p>\n

Lucky for those of us who want to make the naughtier contents of our nightstand drawer seasonally appropriate, \u201crare\u201d doesn\u2019t mean there\u2019s not numerous options. Orange cock rings, self-thrusting rabbit vibes, and dual density dildos are just waiting to bring the vibrant hue of pumpkins to your sex life.<\/p>\n

To make your browsing easier, I\u2019ve assembled a list:<\/p>\n

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Vibrators<\/strong>
\nIroha Mini Sora Mikan<\/a> ($23)
\nSatisfyer Candy Cane Mini<\/a> ($30)
\nCute Little Fuckers Starsi<\/a> ($69)
\nCalExotics Hollywood Hottie<\/a> ($50)
\nLelo Ina 2 Rabbit<\/a> ($189)
\nCalExotics Thrusting Rabbit<\/a> ($68)<\/p>\n

Penis Toys<\/strong>
\nCalExotics Gripper Penis Masturbator<\/a> ($22)
\nCalExotics Ultra-Soft Cock Ring<\/a> ($8)
\nOxballs Grinder Ball Stretcher<\/a> ($25)
\nCalExotics Gripper Deep Pussy<\/a> ($25)
\nTenga Spinner Beads Cup<\/a> ($25)<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

Insertables<\/strong>
\nB-Vibe Swirl Texture Plug<\/a> ($84)
\nGlas Orange Tickler Dildo<\/a> ($24)
\nUberrime Uno<\/a> (which I\u2019ve reviewed!) ($60)
\nBlush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch<\/a> ($34)
\nHole Punch Silicone Butt Plug<\/a> ($22)
\nEvolved Novelties Creamsicle Wearable<\/a> ($35)
\nPris Toys Xenamorph Dual Density<\/a> ($110)
\nHole Punch Fluke Dildo\/Plug<\/a> ($67) <\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

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[Description: A screencap from the Split Peaches shop featuring three dildos of different sizes shaped like unicorn horns. Their tips are white, their middles are orange, and their bases are yellow. Source<\/a>.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Split Peaches Unicandy Horns<\/a> ($43-$120 USD)<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Every October, the internet returns to the same debate: is candy corn the most hallowed taste on earth, or is it the devil\u2019s plasticy poison? I’m of the former camp, but I\u2019ve always enjoyed the polarizing hot takes that spin out of Halloween candy discourse. Should I go to jail for a hundred years for the crime of thinking candy corn is often better than chocolate? Half of you reading this certainly think so!<\/p>\n

This year I\u2019m pleased to see there\u2019s a way for candy corn aficionados like myself to celebrate our superior taste buds with equally yummy orgasms: the Unicandy Horns from Split Peaches. Made in silicone described as smooth and soft, these controversially delicious looking horns are sure to be almost as fun as the strangely aggressive candycorn memes that crop up on social media this month. And they come in three sizes: Small<\/a>, Medium<\/a>, and Large<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Lust Arts Monsters<\/a> (Various, $35-$145 USD)<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Speaking of unicorn horns, there\u2019s a fantastic indie studio that churns out several Halloween-appropriate dildo designs: Lust Arts. There\u2019s their take on the Unicorn Horn<\/a>, as well as Frank\u2019s Monster<\/a> (which I recently reviewed<\/a> with appropriate levels of swooning), the Mermaid<\/a>, and the Lust Burster<\/a>. Whether you\u2019re super spooky or just a little into spoop, their breath-takingly detailed toys are sure to suit your needs for the season and beyond.<\/p>\n

Best of all, Lust Arts<\/a> offers the ability to choose your toy\u2019s size, density, and<\/em> colors. It\u2019s not a trick, you can really choose your own treat! Especially terrifying is the option to have the Lust Burster<\/a> colored with blood splatters, as though it went straight from chest-bursting to orifice-pleasing\u2026 and isn\u2019t that what Halloween is all about?<\/p>\n

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Candy Corn Buttplug<\/a> ($36-$110)<\/h4>\n

Funkit Toys is on the correct side of the candy corn debate<\/a>. But it\u2019s not just lip service: Funkit\u2019s got an October exclusive to prove it!<\/p>\n

Available in 3 sizes<\/a> (Smole, Large, and Huge), the Funkit Toys Candy Corn Buttplug is more authentically modeled than other candy corn sex toys. Like the controversial treat itself, the Candy Corn Buttplug is sleek, narrow, and triangular. Its stripes are wide and boldly colored. And its base is t-shaped, for a more comfortable fit between your cheeks.<\/p>\n

Unlike other toys on this list, the Candy Corn Buttplug is only available for the spooky season \u2013 if you miss out on stuffing your pillowcase with this handsome treat, you\u2019ll have to wait until next year to come knockin\u2019 on Funkit Toys\u2019 door.<\/p>\n

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Glow in the Dark Sex Toys (Various, $24-110 USD)<\/h4>\n

I\u2019m a fan of glow-in-the-dark goods. There\u2019s something delightfully playful about wielding a self-illuminating dildo or green-lined paddle in the dark. Just try to stop the giggles when your junk is glowing \u2013 you can\u2019t! So much of being a grown-up is dreary\u2026 it\u2019s nice to recapture the childhood glee of having plastic stars on your ceiling or mini dinosaurs under your pillow. Sharing in the nostalgia with adult partner(s) and incorporating it into sex is just one of many ways to lighten the mood and celebrate the season of spooky dancing skeletons and cute ghost window clings.<\/p>\n

Plus, if your sex routine includes midnight romps, it\u2019s easier to keep track of your toys in the dark.<\/p>\n

Bondage\/Kink<\/strong>
\nNS Novelties Glo Flogger<\/a> ($19)
\nNS Novelties Glo Collar\/Leash<\/a> ($28)
\nNS Novelties Glo Cuffs<\/a> ($29)
\nNS Novelties Glo Blindfold<\/a> ($13)
\nNS Novelties Glo Paddle<\/a> ($17)
\nNS Novelties Glo Ball Gag<\/a> ($17)<\/p>\n

Vibrators<\/strong>
\nBodywand Plug-In Wand<\/a> ($75)<\/p>\n

Penis Toys<\/strong>
\nVeDo Grip Stroking Sleeve<\/a> ($64)
\nNS Novelties Firefly Moon Stroker<\/a> ($35)
\nNS Novelties Firefly Yoni Stroker<\/a> ($36)
\nNS Novelties Firefly Rear Entry<\/a> ($36)
\nVeDo Torpedo Stroker<\/a> ($130)
\nBlush Performance Cock Rings<\/a> ($8)<\/p>\n

Other<\/strong>
\nOne Condoms – Singles<\/a> ($1)<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>

Insertables<\/strong>
\nUberrime Essential<\/a> ($85)
\nNS Novelties Glass Firefly Heart<\/a> ($43)
\nBlush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch<\/a> (which I reviewed!) ($30)
\nBlush Neo Elite 7.5 Inch With Balls<\/a> ($30)
\nNS Novelties Tapered Glass Plug<\/a> ($24)
\nEvolved Luminous Dual Density<\/a> ($32)
\nEvolved Luminous Mini<\/a> ($25)
\nEvolved Luminous Stud<\/a> ($45)
\nBlush Neo Elite Omnia<\/a> ($30)
\nEvolved Touch and Glow 8 Inch<\/a> ($40)
\nNS Novelties Firefly 5 Inch<\/a> ($24)
\nNS Novelties Glass Smooth Ballsey<\/a> ($31)
\nDeep Diver G-Spot Tentacle<\/a> ($94)
\nUberrime Jellyfish 2.0<\/a> ($77)
\nCrystal Delights Sparkle Plug<\/a> ($41)
\nBooty Sparks Medium Plug<\/a> ($20)
\nCrystal Delights Sparkle Dildo<\/a> ($60)
\nPris Toys Lightening Bug Plug<\/a> ($45)
\nNS Novelties Firefly G-Spot Wand<\/a> ($31)<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

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[Description: Five dildos with twin green skull bases and spine-like shafts. They stand upright on their own. Photo courtesy of Uberrime<\/a>.]<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The Calaveras Skull and Spine Glow in the Dark Dildo ($??? USD)<\/strong><\/h4>\n

(Note: 2021’s version has not yet been released.)<\/p>\n

Perhaps you\u2019re less into the natural elegance of autumn and more into the skeletal spirit of fall. Maybe you\u2019re just looking to get boned. For the more ghastly-inclined of Halloween hauntery, there\u2019s the Calaveras Skull and Spine<\/a> from Uberrime, a wicked dildo that can double as holiday-appropriate decor. Most importantly, this Skull and Spine Dildo glows in the dark<\/em>, which is sure to add spooky ambiance to any hallowed night… It’s only a temporary guest in Uberrime\u2019s stock, so be sure to order soon!<\/p>\n

But even if a good skull fuck isn\u2019t your thing, Uberrime<\/a> can make your wildest color combination feverdreams come true. Peruse the shop, choose a design from the many<\/em> available (the Splendid Gentleman \u2013 which you can also snag from Peepshow Toys<\/a> in a preset color \u2013 more than earns its name), and shoot Uberrime an email with some spooky references.<\/p>\n

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Affiliate links were used in this post for select retailers.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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